Harry and Meghan #95 Archie's out for the paps, it'll never compare with Catherine's snaps

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hanid4now said:
Perhaps they could have a full on argument on live TV 🤣 Fight fight fight ! 😂😂😂
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She would storm off. 100%.
HW does not do face 2 face debate or (GOD FORBID!:eek:) arguments. She scuttles off to safety and leaves PWB or some other minion to take the flak.
She has PWB's bollox in her handbag, but has none of her own.
That's why anyone looking at her from a distance thinks "Oh, such a sweet girl, never gets in arguments". No, cos she backs off if conflict looks likely and runs and hides. Then organises her mates to step in and fight on her behalf while she watches from safety.
I hate that. Just bleeping fly off the handle and let rip sometimes ... then seeth for a while and get your happy mojo back. Done and dusted. That's why twee cutesy newbies who come in all sweetness and light and then subtly cause friction rips my knitting. I hate two faced tit stirrers but we aren't allowed to say "Oh just duck off ya bleep."Cos rules. grrrr.
And breathe.:m

kev1974 said:
Probably means Scooby has received a Service Charge invoice for that shoebox flat he lives in so needs to find some more money.
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Aren't the tax people hasslinng him?
Someone posted a tweet/inst where he was being ordered to get a bleeping move on re submitting accounts for somme business or scam or whatever that he runs.
They're all schemers.
 
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me from mid-America said:
With Markle’s numerous PUBLIC offers of forgiveness if suitable groveling takes place...in my opinion, a strategy has been developed to allow her to push her way back in.

She will just announce that suitable apologies have been proffered, admitting great wrong doing toward her on the part of the RF, and she has graciously accepted. What’s one more lie, after all.

Oprah might even allow her 3 hours again, to cry soft tears and say that her extreme closeness to prince Phillip and her loving nature just moved her to try again. Perhaps she will smile meekly, as she announces that the line of succession is being re-thought...and, in order to modernize in these Woke times, Archie is to be moved to the top...just like all the American Ivy League schools are doing with admissions.

She will announce that, as Queen of the Woke, she has graciously sgreed to appear in full regalia at certain public occasions (that have monetary value to her brand.)

The RF will then, she thinks, be cornered. They certainly would be confounded how to respond.


However, with a little ingenuity, they might announce as a gesture to their beloved Princess Markle, they are making her Father a Royal Duke...to appear at her side whenever she pops up. And they have indeed altered the line of succession but only slightly, putting her sister Samantha at the top...just in front of Prince George. etc
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What are they putting in your water there in middle America? :) Goood stuff :m 😂
 
Concerto said:
Have got to laugh about Omid Scobie complaining about not letting facts get in the way of a " spicy story". He's never been bothered about facts before, especially in Finding Freedom and in his numerous tweets and press pieces.
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It's hilarious. He's squirming here. Can't deny the updated paperback edition is coming out, can't say Sunday Times are wrong about the new content.

I still think we're getting Harkles at the Oscars. Scobie seems to be on LA time.
 
Rowan said:
Totally agree.
MM is just about fit to clean the Palace toilets. How she ever got to marry someone in the Royal family is unbelievable.
I am such a snob, I know but as an average middle class Brit I would have been appalled if my son has brough her home.
She is so obviously desperately upwardly mobile.
Being American helped her hide her lower class status!
Look at her family ....absolute scum!
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Her dad is not scum though. He did his best as a single parent till mommy served her sentence and has wasted all his considerable (for a working guy)wealth on cuntchops private education and paying her way while she tried to crack Weinstein Hollyweird.
The reason he lives where he does in ButtFuckMexico is because it is waaaay cheaper than Cali. He's no longer a working man and can dress down if he wants yet he still looks tidier than PWB.;)
 
Catching up, so not sure this is going go land but...

Hazza has a golden way out of this mess, he says, yes, he is gay, nowt wrong with that, maybe even bi, great! But, he simply cannot put up with the homophobic bullying from Smegs, so, he's leaving. See ya.

Now, he has a card to play that the missus can't. And she knows, as with her aspersions cast at the royals, how can she disprove a behind closed doors accusation? A great big heft of her woke credentials goneski. And spousal abuse to add to her growing accusations of bullying and physical abuse. We've seen the photo of his bruised and bitten hand.

H - you have a way out here where you might just come up smelling of roses!

Off to catch up now, see you all in a few pages time :coffee:
 
The biggest problem that Harry has with announcing he is gay, though I reckon he's actually bi, is that his Grandmother is God's representative of the Church of England.

Things are getting better but there's still a lot of homophobia, especially in religions where homosexuality is a sin.
Harry suddenly announcing he is gay would raise a lot of theological discussion in this country and could even damage The Queen in her role of Head of Religion.
 
Didn't Meghan claim in her case against ANL that Finding Freedom shouldn't be taken into account because a lot of the information provided about their meeting and holiday etc was bull tit. Also as mentioned he says no one cried (not even Kate) where as Meghan claimed she was made to cry. Looks like he needs to get his accuracy checked before calling out others.

And as they ask what is the 'exclusive new content' then? :confused:

It is a joke, they can't even get their stories straight between themselves.
 
a.nonny.mouse said:
Whenever I see the abbreviation HFW my head sees ‘Harry’s f***ing wife’ or ‘Harry f***ing wanker’, either works though I guess!

I prefer plain old Smeg
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Same here I don’t like all these capitals everywhere and having to look up what they mean. Smeg works for me.

I like your avatar 😄 and the monk look!
Here's one of those 'aged up' photos of Hazno, but they've been generous with his hairline because he'll probably end up as bald as his brother!
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Keet said:
So everyone that’s overweight is a fast food eating slob 🤔 sounds like the sort of views that’d be spouted around h & m’s cauldron
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Nope - my dad's really overweight and that is because he eats ridiculously rich meals that he proudly prepares for himself - that have sent not one but three members of his family to the hospital -- twice to have their gallbladders removed, and once for extreme food poisoning. He loves to cook with duck fat. We have tried to suggest pate for breakfast is probably not healthy and get told to duck orf. He does like his wines and spirits but not to get drunk. With a meal. Before a meal. After a meal. His portions are for a family of 4 but since no one can stomach his cream/duckfat/overcooked pseudoRaymond Blanc frankenfeasts, he is stuck with eating it all by himself. So portions and frequency (3 large meals plus snacks ) and quality of food: very expensive stuff but poorly prepared, in ridiculous quantities = fat.
He was large before lockdown, gained 25 kilos during lockdown (yeah) and ended up in hospital himself this time as his entire digestive system had a meltdown. Now he's on a keto diet and is a bigger pontificating pain in the ass than before! But at least he is eating healthier (sadly still the silly frequency and portions).
So McDs is not the only culprit.
Thomas has certainly got the face and physique of someone who has not been looking after himself and that makes me super sad for him as it would appear that no one else has been looking after him either..... and his daughter is a prime grade bleep
 
dance little plastic monkey, dance!!
I hate how the plastic and hazzo's wife are making the court looks foolish. Her lawyers claim FF was finding fiction and yet here is scabie trying to add more chapters. they are the WORST. so oprah's interview wasn't enough for them to tell their side of the story. neither was FF that they have to add new chapters. Are the new chapters going to come out like a tabloid magazine? same font, same thickness?
 
Baguette said:
It's hilarious. He's squirming here. Can't deny the updated paperback edition is coming out, can't say Sunday Times are wrong about the new content.

I still think we're getting Harkles at the Oscars. Scobie seems to be on LA time.
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oh for the LOVE of GOD no!!!! I suspected it as well, but refused to say in out loud.
Also - what are the chances that That Horrid Witch commissions a statue of Diana (that Doria will make and get paid for, of course... topping up the post divorce plan b account) and has an unveiling herself in Montecito.... maybe even going so far as to commissioning it for the town center instead of / in addition to the house statue? I mean anything is possible with these two donuts
 
Cassandra333 said:
The biggest problem that Harry has with announcing he is gay, though I reckon he's actually bi, is that his Grandmother is God's representative of the Church of England.

Things are getting better but there's still a lot of homophobia, especially in religions where homosexuality is a sin.
Harry suddenly announcing he is gay would raise a lot of theological discussion in this country and could even damage The Queen in her role of Head of Religion.
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But the C of E is stuffed with gay vicars, so it really can't be considered a sin these days!

I really don't think that Hazno being gay would be much of a problem at all (as long as he was discreet).
 
DandyTandy said:
dance little plastic monkey, dance!!
I hate how the plastic and hazzo's wife are making the court looks foolish. Her lawyers claim FF was finding fiction and yet here is scabie trying to add more chapters. they are the WORST. so oprah's interview wasn't enough for them to tell their side of the story. neither was FF that they have to add new chapters. Are the new chapters going to come out like a tabloid magazine? same font, same thickness?
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How many bleeping times are these two who shall not be named going to feel it necessary to "tell their side of the story"? FF, the manifesto at the time of Megxit, H's sentebale speech, the JPMorgan speech, Harpo, the Sandrigham Summit, the South African whinge-fest, her friends leaking, the FF-Redux, the chat he was hoping to have with his father to explain why he had to leave (AGAIN).... how many times - is it because we aren't buying it? no one is buying it? double-down and then double-down again. Keep repeating the victim narrative? tedious.
 
Rowan said:
I find Thomas Markle oddly contradictory.
On the one hand he is an acclaimed Lighting director and on the other he is a fast food eating overweight slob.
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Thank you for that stunning editorial. I'm sure his diet and manner of dress have everything to do with his lighting skills and those are the first things an awards committee look at when considering who gets an Emmy.
 
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