Harry and Meghan #76 If they won't see reason, do we still hang people for treason?

[mb1202]

I had a large football sized bump with all of my pregnancies , I was one of those women who carried all of the extra weight on the front.

I could crouch down but it was with well spread legs with a large stomach in between.

I didn’t know this was possible, fair enough. But she doesn’t have her legs spread at all. It’s not possible. There’s also a lot of evidence to me that she wasn’t, the bump moving weirdly, being there one minute then literally gone the next on the same day at the same event. Also, and I posted this on the previous thread, but the Cambridge children’s announcements vs Archie’s are weird. No one knows her medical team or where he was delivered. Wouldn’t she have lived for the Lindo Wing reveal like her idol Diana, and also Kate?

These are the 3 Cambridge children’s side by side; they’re blurry couldn’t find better copies all together.

 

[Grannyapple68]

This is all pornography, words they attribute to their beloved son.

Don't forget Hydrate which every toddler knows how to utter.

 

[keylimepie]

There is absolutely no way you can crouch down when 8 months pregnant with your knees together. By then baby should be head down and soon moving into position for delivery. I don’t think the most flexible fit mum in the world could manage it.

I would have needed a crane to get me back up if I did this. I’ve been pregnant and hand on heart I couldn’t do it

 

[The Gardener]

Someone actually rowed out to the island to lay the flowers?!

Why would he feel he had to tell everyone? Surely he's not trying to out do his nephews and niece.

 

[antisocialmedia]

Why would he feel he had to tell everyone? Surely he's not trying to out do his nephews and niece.

Meghan probably leaked the info

 

[ResidentMerkin]

These at words used by H&M that they say have been spoken by their son Farchy. They relate to sex acts some of them quite vile and are apparently in the Urban Dictionary. Our brave @ResidentMerkin (sorry if it wasn't you Merkin) took one for the team and researched and listed them. We were all reeling. The newest quote by Minge (this one doesn't relate to Farchy) is about teabags.

I won't go into the definitions as I'm worried the web police will think that I am a real sicko (and also I have parental controls on my laptop so cannot get the full definitions - but was able to get the first part of the definitions on the goole search results). However if you are really curious, the stupid duo used the following words with double-entendres and there are a couple stories out there from that useful source Benjamin Smallbrook who seems to have some pretty good sources about how these two donuts think they are clever dropping these random words

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roast chicken
Waffle Maker
Little Mermaid
crocodile
drive safe
hydrate
and a possible new one: Fergie (I doubt very much Meghan would have met her or referred to her as Fergie as that is the name the press gave her - but her name is Sarah)
So now for each time I hear her using some random word... I go straight to Google.

 

[Vanelope]

The other thing that is strange is the insistence on 4 inch spike heels. Pregnancy is unkind to feet and ankles, they swell. Also your centre of balance is all off because of the large weight being carried on your front. I would have found walking in those heels absolutely impossible.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Why would he feel he had to tell everyone? Surely he's not trying to out do his nephews and niece.

Seems like the kids are just cannon fodder for them, he’s that far gone in all of this it’s actually worrying!

 

[mb1202]

Don't forget Hydrate which every toddler knows how to utter.

Don’t forget to always hydrate and ‘drive safe’ while going to visit the crocodiles

 

[Doc]

I would have needed a crane to get me back up if I did this. I’ve been pregnant and hand on heart I couldn’t do it

It can imagine it being painful to even try? Also, sure she’d be gasping for air getting up as the baby would compress her lungs and push on her internal organs during the move!

 

[ResidentMerkin]

someone tell me if it is true that Archbishop of Canterbury has officially denied being present for the pre-wedding? I haven't seen anything

 

[keylimepie]

It can imagine it being painful to even try? Also, sure she’d be gasping for air getting up as the baby would compress her lungs and push on her internal organs during the move!

I remember scrubbing the floor and getting onto my knees was like an episode of The Krypton Factor. I had quite big babies so it left me feeling very uncomfortable as my stomach ended up near my throat

 

[mb1202]

someone tell me if it is true that Archbishop of Canterbury has officially denied being present for the pre-wedding? I haven't seen anything

I don’t think he has. But doesn’t the ‘it was just us’ i.e. no witnesses mean it was a rehearsal at most She’s such an idiot and liar.

 

[EnoughAlready]

These at words used by H&M that they say have been spoken by their son Farchy. They relate to sex acts some of them quite vile and are apparently in the Urban Dictionary. Our brave @ResidentMerkin (sorry if it wasn't you Merkin) took one for the team and researched and listed them. We were all reeling. The newest quote by Minge (this one doesn't relate to Farchy) is about teabags.

I always thought her being vegan and him proposing whilst they were “roasting a chicken” was ludicrous sounding?! Like why would she find that romantic, I’m a veggie and I can’t stand the smell of the other half cooking a chicken! Christ I’m so naive and to think I’m a mother of four kids, which none of were the immaculate conception might I add!! This witch and gingey pubes just keep on duping me!

 

[NineTails20]

I would have needed a crane to get me back up if I did this. I’ve been pregnant and hand on heart I couldn’t do it

Three of my kids were over 9lbs when they were born, so you can imagine how big I looked. I couldn't even see my feet by the 8 month mark, never mind attempt to crouch down on 4 inch heels!

 

[Libitina]

I would have needed a crane to get me back up if I did this. I’ve been pregnant and hand on heart I couldn’t do it

I tried once at about 7 months pregnant whilst out shopping. Two shop staff had to help me up. Embarrassed doesn’t cover it!
i don’t do yoga or pilates or anything like that so not flexible at the best of times.

 

[reCAPTCHA]

Three of my kids were over 9lbs when they were born, so you can imagine how big I looked. I couldn't even see my feet by the 8 month mark, never mind attempt to crouch down on 4 inch heels!

Wearing 4 inch heels and spending too much time on all fours is what got me knocked up -I wasn't having any o that bother once I was pregnant

 

[keylimepie]

I tried once at about 7 months pregnant whilst out shopping. Two shop staff had to help me up. Embarrassed doesn’t cover it!
i don’t do yoga or pilates or anything like that so not flexible at the best of times.

Oh no! It’s a tricky position to get into whilst pregnant so Meghan must have a remarkable centre of gravity so she didn’t topple over and in heels too! Although it might be easier in heels than in flats

 

[antisocialmedia]

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Tea to mop up.

 

[Baguette]

someone tell me if it is true that Archbishop of Canterbury has officially denied being present for the pre-wedding? I haven't seen anything

Lambeth Palace hasn't commented officially. The Sunday Times said today they agreed with BP to 'dead bat' the story by not saying anything. Sussex PR have backtracked and said it was a just a kind of vow rehearsal with the Archbishop.