Thanks I'm sure @Pom Bear will come up with something really funny later@Scotch Mist
HAHAHAH, that is brilliant - you read my mind - I just popped back in to see if Pom could do the whole Von Crapp family - Excellent work Scotch!
(soz it won't let me quote your post)
Moon bumps and bunions and always so sweaty.
That's bleeping brilliant
Dressed like a ragbag and legs like spaghetti.
Ginger twit husband who'll never be king.
These are a few of my knit-ripping things.
Face like a smacked arse and acts like a bimbo.
Likes roasting chicken with Hal's legs akimbo.
Hair like the witch wigs that Halloween brings
These are a few of my gear-grinding things.
Total poet that Freda! Seriously.That's bleeping brilliant
Dressed like a ragbag and legs like spaghetti.
Ginger twit husband who'll never be king.
These are a few of my knit-ripping things.
Face like a smacked arse and acts like a bimbo.
Likes roasting chicken with Hal's legs akimbo.
Hair like the witch wigs that Halloween brings
These are a few of my gear-grinding things.
Dressed like a ragbag and legs like spaghetti.
Ginger twit husband who'll never be king.
These are a few of my knit-ripping things.
Face like a smacked arse and acts like a bimbo.
Likes roasting chicken with Hal's legs akimbo.
Hair like the witch wigs that Halloween brings
These are a few of my gear-grinding things.
You started it Mrs, I think between you, Freda & Tiddles you've got it covered. Brilliant!Winner!!
You started it Mrs, I think between you, Freda & Tiddles you've got it covered. Brilliant!
We should publish
Absolutely. Total team effort.
would be offended and report me and get it whooshed, but bloody hell ! The likes! 
I laughed my ass off when it went to 60 likes next day.
Freda, you're a poet and you don't know it
Dressed like a ragbag and legs like spaghetti.
Ginger twit husband who'll never be king.
These are a few of my knit-ripping things.
Face like a smacked arse and acts like a bimbo.
Likes roasting chicken with Hal's legs akimbo.
Hair like the witch wigs that Halloween brings
These are a few of my gear-grinding things.
Spill ! You cant leave us hangingAbsolutely. Total team effort.
We're not just pretty faces.
On that note but vaguely off topic, we tattlers really are ... something.
Thing is, a few days ago in another thread I posted about a naughty deed wot I did many moons ago and I thought at least one Lurky McLurker po-face
Then I was like WTAF! when it went to a hundred. Now it's at 150 and I'm in shock and delight at our ability to laugh at naughtiness, it's fucken brill.
What? I'm totally on topic LM, Hazza and smeggy are still cunts.Freda, you're a poet and you don't know it
Spill ! You cant leave us hanging
Dropped it off at sil's next day. Apparently the first time she sat in it the stitching all popped and she fell through it to the ground on her fat arse, got jammed in and had to be hauled out by her neighbour. "Oh dear" I said when she told me "maybe I used too much bleach when I washed it and it rotted the stitching".Freda, you're a poet and you don't know it
Spill ! You cant leave us hanging
Harry and Meghan #50 Santa, here is my wishlist, make them gone by Christmas
Evening allthank god it's the weekend lovelies, who else has had bloody SNOW today?
Just catching up @Pom Bear thank you, that's cheered me up no end tonight
That's bloody funny, where's Freda.............can't wait to hear her verse!Am sure it will be embellished with 'and they're still cunts' somewhere.
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HAHAHAH, that is brilliant - you read my mind - I just popped back in to see if Pom could do the whole Von Crapp family - Excellent work Scotch!
(soz it won't let me quote your post)
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Join it up, and should have it as our first post on each new thread till the new year. You are all brilliant.
