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So I was undercover in Smeggys handbag last night and got to listen in to the conversation at dinner:
H: Hello surrogate dad, ok yah I need a bigger allowance
DF: Lets talk about your album first. I had you pegged in the Daniel O'Donnell market but Meggsie says you're too cool for that.
H: Deffo Dave man, I'm meeting up with Kanye next week, he believes that I've got a future in Grime, said he'd let me do a little duet with him.
DF: I think you're making a big mistake...irish folk country with a bit of rock guitar is how I picture you.
(Harry scowls)
K: I'm pregnant and so excited, can you give me some tips Meggsie?
M: Always remember to tighten up the straps after a visit to the bathroom (laughs) I nearly got caught out with bump slippage once but luckily the British public are really dumb, nobody suspected a thing.
K: I don't understand
(pause)
M: This vegan steak is delicious.....