Harry and Meghan #44 She’s grabbing the loot and he’s bald as a coot

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Wow she really doesn’t have any fashion sense does she? I think she’s possibly pregnant. The pics are already plastered over Instagram and the deluded sugars are praising their PDA and saying Meghan looks great and fashionable........ so an un ironed trench coat, I’ll fitted jeans and what look like kids play shoes is fashionable now? 😂
 
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So I was undercover in Smeggys handbag last night and got to listen in to the conversation at dinner:
H: Hello surrogate dad, ok yah I need a bigger allowance
DF: Lets talk about your album first. I had you pegged in the Daniel O'Donnell market but Meggsie says you're too cool for that.
H: Deffo Dave man, I'm meeting up with Kanye next week, he believes that I've got a future in Grime, said he'd let me do a little duet with him.
DF: I think you're making a big mistake...irish folk country with a bit of rock guitar is how I picture you.
(Harry scowls)
K: I'm pregnant and so excited, can you give me some tips Meggsie?
M: Always remember to tighten up the straps after a visit to the bathroom (laughs) I nearly got caught out with bump slippage once but luckily the British public are really dumb, nobody suspected a thing.
K: I don't understand
(pause)
M: This vegan steak is delicious.....
 
Jeez, nice of them to dress up while out and about celebrating KM’s pregnancy! Also, I didn’t realize the homeless bag lady/chicken leg look was in style:

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Just my opinion but Mia merched that handbag better:

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That's already on Meghans Mirror if I'm correct. How on earth can you tell what the bag is from the pic. Well I can't.
I see the pic is from backgrid.
 
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So I was undercover in Smeggys handbag last night and got to listen in to the conversation at dinner:
H: Hello surrogate dad, ok yah I need a bigger allowance
DF: Lets talk about your album first. I had you pegged in the Daniel O'Donnell market but Meggsie says you're too cool for that.
H: Deffo Dave man, I'm meeting up with Kanye next week, he believes that I've got a future in Grime, said he'd let me do a little duet with him.
DF: I think you're making a big mistake...irish folk country with a bit of rock guitar is how I picture you.
(Harry scowls)
K: I'm pregnant and so excited, can you give me some tips Meggsie?
M: Always remember to tighten up the straps after a visit to the bathroom (laughs) I nearly got caught out with bump slippage once but luckily the British public are really dumb, nobody suspected a thing.
K: I don't understand
(pause)
M: This vegan steak is delicious.....
Careful there Scotchmist , little concerned you are spending too much time with them and picking up some of Meg's traits. You've managed to find that camera no problem .
 
She looks huge in that coat, does she own a mirror? Or does everyone around just tell her she looks great in fear of a meltdown.
She has absolutely no taste or class. She keeps wearing those horrible khaki/sludge brown/beige colours and they really don't suit her at all. She'll certainly never be a style icon like Diana was.

She also seems incapable of getting clothes that fit. Hasn't she heard of tailoring? It's not as if she can't afford it.

And I don't think that she's pregnant (although the surrogate might be). No need to wear a moonbump in LA.
 
Don't you think the coat seemed a bit like a prop - to make us question if she is pregnant?
She already had a (fugly) sweatshirt type top on underneath - I don't think the way she wore that coat would have added any extra warmth and it certainly didn't add any extra style!

As an aside, if I wore a coat over my shoulders like that, it would just fall off! At first, it looked so big, I thought it could have been Harry's coat but then I saw the 3/4 length sleeves and realised that it must have been hers.
 
There is something really vicious about Harry claiming David Foster as his ‘surrogate father’. Incredibly disrespectful to Prince Charles. If Harry wants to imply he has no father, then PC should cut the purse strings and Harry can see where that gets him.
I think the 'surrogate father' line might be the cheeky Mail subs trying to get 'surrogate' in as many Meghan story headlines as possible.

Her PR probably says they are like father and son,which is weird enough. Harry is 36!

I get the impression that Montecito is a laid back place. Turning up with security to a steakhouse must make the Harkles look delusional.
 
Talking of Goldsmiths, if the rumours are to be believed Zac Goldsmith has been at it with Boris’ latest babymama.

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with ZG either as his current wife was his mistress when he was married to his first wife.

I’m absolutely convinced his mum, Annabel Goldsmith coined the phrase “when you marry the mistress, you create a vacancy”.

I thought something was up with Boris and his current woman a couple of weeks ago when they were saying in the press he misses his last wife, Marina ... o_O
 
I look classier putting me bins out.


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They're Backgrid pics, say no more. A selection of comments for you:

  • Perhaps Kate should have been more helpful to Meghan... by showing her how to wear a coat or jacket properly.. and also, how to not totally emasculate and emotionally destroy your husband so he's reduced to nothing more than your pet sloth, and puree his balls for breakfast each day!

  • I thought Harry and MM were vegans. She reportedly threw a huge hissy fit when she was served scrambled eggs with real egg while living in KP.

  • "Oh Harry, William and Catherine are in the news far too much, we have to grab the attention back now.

  • She had to have called them. This is NOT Los Angeles. We don't have packs of paparazzo roaming wild up here, they have to make a special trip and an effort. They have to have a reason to come up here, lovely as it is. (from someone whose location is Montecito Beach

  • Meg, saving the planet one pair of plastic pants at a time.

  • I thought she was a vegan? Except for the roast chickens she liked to cook with Harry. Oh and I guess her lifelong habit of sausage surprise.

  • You have to wonder what Harry thinks while sitting there and watching a guy his dad's age married to a woman his age... who is suddenly a friend of his wife. What binds these women, eh Harry?
 
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That pic of Harry above, for all of his life I've never seen him look so scruffy and ill-kept, look at the collar of his shirt.

I've heard he's a sloth when at home but to go out like that, well.

I've got a thing about collars. As for the state of her, words fail ... They have housekeepers and they look like that?
 
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