Harry and Meghan #41 turning tricks, see it all on Netflix.

[Palpatine]

Can I ask, as an Aussie With no clue, what does the gold braid signify?

Personal Aide-de-camp to The Queen.

 

[Just_me1954]

Can I ask, as an Aussie With no clue, what does the gold braid signify?

I am an aussie also. No clue, but someone said H sulked till he got some gold braid also.

 

[Gidget]

I am an aussie also. No clue

No clue either (American) but William wore it better?

 

[Loftcat]

Saw this and thought I add it on here..not mine sadly lol

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what a weedy looking test of a cuntface that bleep looks. Like a bag of cunty weedy pale weedy cunty weedy pale weed. Sorry, had a shite day, and this rant is a direct result of that.(having said that, even without the shite day, all of the above sums up my feelings)

 

[Loftcat]

Wish I had had an aide de camp in the late 70s, trying to erect a tent in the lakes, hoping for a memorable shag. It rained. He was shite. The end. (Made up for it in a 5star hotel, though, realised early on, I don't do uncomfortable)!!!

 

[Wightgirl]

I’m guessing Smegatron will use his 36th birthday to remind him that his mum was the same age when she died just to really turn the thumbscrews

 

[Scotch Mist]

Whoa.
Please hold off on the earthquake. My son, daughter, and 3 grandchildren live outside of San Francisco.
So, let’s limit that earthquake to Meghan’s house, along with a mudslide.

Yes definitely, fingers crossed. I wouldn't want the curse of Smeggy to affect anyone else.

 

[Miscanthus]

I remember (was it on here) someone saying "Don't get a brazilian strip wax if you are ginger because it looks like you have a fish finger in your knickers". True dat.

 

[Nannyto2]

More news from Meghan and Harry’s new boss, Netflix.

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...tigation-allegedly-soliciting-sex-minors.html

 

[Miscanthus]

No clue either (American) but William wore it better?

Yikes! Looks like JCMH got in a tangle with his braid!!!

 

[Wu Tien]

My stepmams in the dales, she thinks she's posh, she'd say 'I need to go and load the dishwasher'

Is this her way of saying "give your father his tea"?

/only one my first cup of coffee

The first Global TED Conference has booked the other Prince, not the one with the big fancy screening questionnaire. Imagine the screams of pure rage down the lines to Harry Walker Speaking Agency from Montecito.

Word on the street, ie my imagination, is that conversations in the Smeggy and KP households went like this:

Casa Smoggy Smeggy
TedX booker: Hello? Prince Harry? This is TedX. Would you be interested in participating in a conference? We're booking the good and great and the most influential speakers of our times.
Prince Harry (for it is he): Influential speakers? Good and great? Sounds terrific.
Her Smegness (wrestling the phone from Hazno by yanking his leg manacles): You clot. It's obviously me they want to talk to. Yes. I want US $1 million up front, in unmarked bills, deposited in my secret Swiss bank account. And I need to vet your sponsors to make sure that they will give me swag, erm, that they meet my exacting standards. Oh, and I get top billing. This Michelle Obama bint comes after, got it? And I need to ok the other speakers and...
Hello? Hello? Is anyone there?

Meanwhile, at Kensington Palace...
Tedx booker: Hello? Prince William, would you be interested in giving a talk at our next conference?
Prince William: Sure. Just let my secretary know the date and it will go into my calendar. I look forward to it. Thank you for asking me!

(Edited to remove an extra space)

 

[Nannyto2]

I am an aussie also. No clue, but someone said H sulked till he got some gold braid also.

Someone had to rush out to the local market stall I mean haberdashery to by some gold sofa trim left over from the 80’s
Stall holders Rel and Drod said they thought they had some in a box of stuff with some funny looking clock
Yes there it was priced up at 40p a metre
Drel : this is pucker (good quality stuff )I can let you have it at £40 squids a metre
Madam says : “Bargain at twice the price to stop the winging what Freda’s says throwing a tantrum
Drill:
Drodders quick get out the rest of 100 metres price up at £50 quid a metre as worn by
HRH Haznobals soon to be Haznotiltle
Next year Drodders we will me milweion aires

 

[Palpatine]

I would just like to take this opportunity to say:

 

[Wightgirl]

Loving the shade from Kensington Royal (the ‘fab 3’ no Smeg) and the Royal family (hazza and Brenda, no Smeg )

Oh and Clarence House!

 

[Nannyto2]

Just got a email in my junk mail
Issues with your nexflix subscription
It appears that your nexflix account has been used by multiple users
We Have had to suspended it
Thought saved me a job lol
Told hubby he said no it’s still there lol
Bugger

 

[Miscanthus]

For those without Instagram!

 

[Margot1977]

For those without Instagram!

Yes, just had a look on IG, absolutely fantastic coordination...all very happy photos of H, none with M. A very clear message I think
ETA: loads of comments on the choice of pictures, surely some from fellow Tattlers and then some sugars

 

[Nannyto2]

For those without Instagram!

I don’t think Harry as smiled like that from the day snarkles put the leg chains on him

 

[LadyMuck]

Yes, just had a look on IG, absolutely fantastic coordination...all very happy photos of H, none with M. A very clear message I think
ETA: loads of comments on the choice of pictures, surely some from fellow Tattlers and then some sugars

How lovely to see him happy without her in sight. I wouldn't be surprised if she releases a pic of her h and Archie

 

[Baguette]

Oh yes, I wonder how effusive the RF greetings will be.
KP, BP and Clarence House will all be coordinated to go out at 10am.
i bet they will be all photos of a beardless, preMeghan Harry, happy & smiling with his family

Round of applause for Mystic Campagne - you called it right!



(Can you tell us what the cards say for their divorce date?)