Harry and Meghan #33 When Needy met Greedy

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Do we think that the 33yrs young "plastic lesbian" (Scoobie) and his cohort(s) (named and unnamed) are hoping that their "biographical tome" will be adapted into a film, thus bringing in more $$$?
I only ask because from what we've read it's like a cheesy Hallmark film script, and didn't ole bunion trotters "star" in a few of them?
 
Do we think that the 33yrs young "plastic lesbian" (Scoobie) and his cohort(s) (named and unnamed) are hoping that their "biographical tome" will be adapted into a film, thus bringing in more $$$?
I only ask because from what we've read it's like a cheesy Hallmark film script, and didn't ole bunion trotters "star" in a few of them?

And thus starts a new topic to keep us amused for a couple of days, who will be cast in the leading roles? I've got cat litter trays to clean out so I'll let you all get started without me!
 
Who is going to go near either of them now? This book just makes them look petty and out for revenge? Isn’t the saying, don’t bite the hand that feeds you?
Other than professional victim, there’s no role left for them.
Titles and money need removing immediately! (I’m genuinely a RF lover). If I feel like this, calls for a republic must be getting louder.
 
Ghosh I see Aunty's been having an identity crisis. Also my old chum celebrity former art lawyer Mark Stephens has been following my advice on similar fact evidence and Ive sent him a bill. Which of us do we think is him? Is it you Freda? He always had a mouth on him and everyone you meet in London claims Irish heritage.

Ive been following the new "inside account" of the Thomas Markle debacle with real interest as it is central to the Privacy Case.

It just doesnt add up. There are all the elements of our little Princesses psycho behaviour. The Grandiosity: her just "loving it" descriptions of the extravagant travel and other arrangements being made for Thomas; the references to "my team" and all round James Bondishness surrounding her big fat gypsy wedding as she no doubt took control of an entirely fake "crisis" and used it to run around screaming at the lowly civil servants trying to manage her preposterous expectations of instant global mega-celebrity and imperial power. The grotesque lavishness will ensure such an event never happens again.

At its heart is the vaguely endearing oafishness of her elderly and sick father who foolishly decided to participate in some frankly harmless and innocent pap shots of a kind with which his suddenly globally famous cable tv micro-star daughter and vulgar lifestyle blogger was more than familiar.

Quite possibly he wasnt entirely frank with her when they came out. I can well imagine, despite the Mills and Boon prose descriptions of her endless sweetness and concern, that she is far from easy to deal with and I imagine he is terrified of her; and she may have had an agenda to stop him coming. I mean why hadnt they flown him out sooner? Surely, as with the Middletons some getting to know you might have been in order rather than just flying him in with scant time to get togged up, take the heffer to the shambles and stagger back to Albuqurque with the souvenir double-decker full of shortbread?

Also the massive over-reaction. They make it sound like he'd just released a sex tape or sold nude pictures of his daughter rather than engaged in some ill advised but essentially innocent fund-raising. The justification for his instant excommunication being the overblown crisis that they had created out of a situation that could have been brushed off with elan. The justification for his unforgiveable treatment when he had what is clearly serious heart surgery is even more tortured and just incredible. What it isnt, at any level is the behaviour of a decent compassionate daughter apparently ecstatically in love with her handsome Prince.

You can easily construct alternative explanations for all the deranged drama. Deranged drama it was and deranged drama it remains....I dont believe a word of it.

It doesn't add up at all.

In the Times extract that deals with Thomas, I saw this bit:

His bespoke suit and custom shoes were waiting at the Oliver Brown tailor in Chelsea, southwest London, and Harry had asked a military veteran to accompany Meghan’s father. “The treatment that Meghan’s mother, Doria, received when she arrived here is exactly what was planned for Thomas,” a senior aide added, noting that he would have been put up in a hotel and given a protection officer and assistant during his stay.

Oliver Brown seemed odd to me. Harry's tailor all his life (pre Meghan and the Attack of the Grey Polo Shirt) was Gieves & Hawkes. Then I remembered this.

A week after the wedding, a story broke about 'Thomas Markle's wedding suit' was recycled and bought by a PR chap who just happened to have the same measurements as Mr Thomas! What a coincidence! And happily wore the suit to Ascot and provided pictures! But... that tailor was in Savile Row - not Oliver Brown of Chelsea. Or was it?

Sports PR Johnno Spence confirmed to UK newspaper The Sunday Telegraph that he had purchased Thomas’ wedding outfit from a tailor in exclusive London clothing district Savile Row.

Mr Spence visited the tailor to get a suit made for last week’s Royal Ascot, but it turned out he had almost the same dimensions as Mr Markle, so purchased the already made outfit instead.

“It was a shame Mr Markle couldn’t attend his daughter’s wedding. But you could say his misfortune was my good luck,” Mr Spence told the newspaper.

As well as purchasing the suit, Mr Spence also bought additional clothing made by the tailor and intended for Mr Markle to wear while in the UK. “[The tailor’s] face lit up and he said ‘Well, actually I’ve got the perfect thing for you, a tail suit, a summer suit and three shirts we made for Mr Markle, but unfortunately he couldn’t take them.’”


But then if you go to the Daily Mail's version of the same story back in June 2018, you get this

Johnno Spence, a PR guru to the horseracing world, picked up the ‘semi-bespoke’ morning suit for a bargain price when he visited Chelsea outfitters Oliver Brown.

Meghan had personally commissioned the company’s owner Kristian Robson to make several men’s summer outfits for her father, not just the suit for the wedding, suggesting that his visit to the UK had been intended to last several days. Her shopping list included three shirts with size 18 collars and double cuffs, in blue, yellow and white; a navy blue weekend suit; a single-breasted waistcoat; and a set of tails – all in size XL.

Old Harrovian Mr Spence paid £2,000 for the items, around half the full price, and proudly wore the morning suit to Ascot.

The Duchess of Sussex may well have caught a glimpse of him wearing her father’s suit as she breezed past him on her way into the Royal Enclosure on the first day of Ascot, last Tuesday.

The source added: ‘It is common practice for the Royals to wave at Enclosure guests as they arrive in the carriage procession and Johnno will have caught Meghan’s eye, perhaps. ‘He has met the Queen a few times and had dinner with her once.’


So... the whole 'Look I ordered suits for my Dad! See how much I wanted him at the wedding' just smells like a PR sham (ordering a bespoke tailsuit 'in size XL'?) . But her team were very keen to get that story out.

Wouldn't it be funny if the Mail depose the tailor to find out exactly when they took Mr Markle's inside leg measurement?
 
I see from the Royal Family thread that we have a bit fo a rep for being difficult RF fangirls motivated by hate for Meghan. Hmmmm The Windsors are fascinating but they are just flesh and blood. The important point is that those in the bloodline didnt chose to be born into the privileged but very dangerous public circus. Those marrying into it, or working for it are volunteers.

The Monarchy is a key constitutional phenomenom and an ancient one. Most sensible people can see that if you are going to have a ceremonial and symbolic head of state you could do a lot worse. As the American writer P J O'Rourke said when asked if he thought America could do with the House of Windsor "If we wanted a lower middle class German family as Head of State we could buy one of our own".

So yes, they are spoiled; they are rarely intrinsically interesting of themselves, and some of them are just plain nasty - but essentially they have no choice. You can opt for a blameless somewhat impoverished aristocratic life of obscurity but especially when you're young you've got all of us trying to catch a glimpse of your private parts, and you really cant trust anyone. I wouldnt want it. She clearly did, or at least a fantasy version of it; and he has never been able to reconcile his character with the demands of his role which his brother demonstrates can be carried out with the kind of stoic dignity (or icey calculation) that used to be a defining national charcteristic. Sermon over.
 
It doesn't add up at all.

In the Times extract that deals with Thomas, I saw this bit:

His bespoke suit and custom shoes were waiting at the Oliver Brown tailor in Chelsea, southwest London, and Harry had asked a military veteran to accompany Meghan’s father. “The treatment that Meghan’s mother, Doria, received when she arrived here is exactly what was planned for Thomas,” a senior aide added, noting that he would have been put up in a hotel and given a protection officer and assistant during his stay.

Oliver Brown seemed odd to me. Harry's tailor all his life (pre Meghan and the Attack of the Grey Polo Shirt) was Gieves & Hawkes. Then I remembered this.

A week after the wedding, a story broke about 'Thomas Markle's wedding suit' was recycled and bought by a PR chap who just happened to have the same measurements as Mr Thomas! What a coincidence! And happily wore the suit to Ascot and provided pictures! But... that tailor was in Savile Row - not Oliver Brown of Chelsea. Or was it?

Sports PR Johnno Spence confirmed to UK newspaper The Sunday Telegraph that he had purchased Thomas’ wedding outfit from a tailor in exclusive London clothing district Savile Row.

Mr Spence visited the tailor to get a suit made for last week’s Royal Ascot, but it turned out he had almost the same dimensions as Mr Markle, so purchased the already made outfit instead.

“It was a shame Mr Markle couldn’t attend his daughter’s wedding. But you could say his misfortune was my good luck,” Mr Spence told the newspaper.

As well as purchasing the suit, Mr Spence also bought additional clothing made by the tailor and intended for Mr Markle to wear while in the UK. “[The tailor’s] face lit up and he said ‘Well, actually I’ve got the perfect thing for you, a tail suit, a summer suit and three shirts we made for Mr Markle, but unfortunately he couldn’t take them.’”


But then if you go to the Daily Mail's version of the same story back in June 2018, you get this

Johnno Spence, a PR guru to the horseracing world, picked up the ‘semi-bespoke’ morning suit for a bargain price when he visited Chelsea outfitters Oliver Brown.

Meghan had personally commissioned the company’s owner Kristian Robson to make several men’s summer outfits for her father, not just the suit for the wedding, suggesting that his visit to the UK had been intended to last several days. Her shopping list included three shirts with size 18 collars and double cuffs, in blue, yellow and white; a navy blue weekend suit; a single-breasted waistcoat; and a set of tails – all in size XL.

Old Harrovian Mr Spence paid £2,000 for the items, around half the full price, and proudly wore the morning suit to Ascot.

The Duchess of Sussex may well have caught a glimpse of him wearing her father’s suit as she breezed past him on her way into the Royal Enclosure on the first day of Ascot, last Tuesday.

The source added: ‘It is common practice for the Royals to wave at Enclosure guests as they arrive in the carriage procession and Johnno will have caught Meghan’s eye, perhaps. ‘He has met the Queen a few times and had dinner with her once.’


So... the whole 'Look I ordered suits for my Dad! See how much I wanted him at the wedding' just smells like a PR sham (ordering a bespoke tailsuit 'in size XL'?) . But her team were very keen to get that story out.

Wouldn't it be funny if the Mail depose the tailor to find out exactly when they took Mr Markle's inside leg measurement?
Also it seems incredibly spiteful to sell them on - they could have sent him the non wedding stuff. Just who treats their father like this? What terrible thing did he do? Posed for photos reading a book. Idiotic, yes; but would you banish your otherwise blameless elderly sick father immediately before your wedding, to outer darkness and public denunciation for such a trivial thing? It really makes no sense: either a psychotic temper tantrum or something alltogether more calculating.
 
Also it seems incredibly spiteful to sell them on - they could have sent him the non wedding stuff. Just who treats their father like this? What terrible thing did he do? Posed for photos reading a book. Idiotic, yes; but would you banish your otherwise blameless elderly sick father immediately before your wedding, to outer darkness and public denunciation for such a trivial thing? It really makes no sense: either a psychotic temper tantrum or something alltogether more calculating.

Or kept it for a future family event.. like a christening. Oh, wait..

We're supposed to believe that these clothes were ordered but never paid for, so the tailor had to resell at half-price to recoup costs, plus a compensatory PR campaign? It's just deeply unbelievable.

What Meghan Wants as ever. She didn't want her father at the wedding, wanted to walk down the aisle next to Prince Charles (more creepy Diana cosplay) and tempting Thomas into those pap shots gave her the covert to exclude him, with a bonus helping of public humilation as well. It gave her the all-important pictures with the future King, and prevented Thomas revealing any inconvenient truths about her family life in the days leading up to the wedding. It only makes sense if Haz had been told a pack of lies about her background that any detailed chat with Thomas would start to unravel.
 
Also it seems incredibly spiteful to sell them on - they could have sent him the non wedding stuff. Just who treats their father like this? What terrible thing did he do? Posed for photos reading a book. Idiotic, yes; but would you banish your otherwise blameless elderly sick father immediately before your wedding, to outer darkness and public denunciation for such a trivial thing? It really makes no sense: either a psychotic temper tantrum or something alltogether more calculating.

Yes, idiotic, but also kind of understandable when the entire world knows from their engagement interview that your ex wife has met your daughter's future husband, while you yourself have not been presented and end up being portrayed in the media as an eccentric and overweight recluse. How could they even realistically expect him to show up at a wedding of this calibre and meet the entire royal family all at once? I would never do that to my father! Again, why did they not go see him already before the engagement and invite him to London to stay with them? She could also have invited him to join them in Canada when Harry was there if it was difficult for them to travel to Mexico.
 
It's probably been said before loads of times Harry has serious mum issues exasperated by losing her so young so tragically. He is sensitive to people hurting the women he loves because he saw his mum hurting.

Although his mum suffered somewhat at the hands of the RF mostly due to Charlie and his other woman. His mum has her own mental health issues so she was not a stable person for him to grow up around. This is not a dig at Dianna just a comment.

Since Harry's mum died he's been terrified of watching it happen again to someone he loves. He feels like any slight criticism off Meghan is ultimately going to lead to her going the Sam way as his mum ( mentally)

He really needs to move on from losing his mum and stop trying to protect Meghan. She was famous before she knew him so she should know how to handle it all. He's just destroying his own life in the process.
 
Or kept it for a future family event.. like a christening. Oh, wait..

We're supposed to believe that these clothes were ordered but never paid for, so the tailor had to resell at half-price to recoup costs, plus a compensatory PR campaign? It's just deeply unbelievable.

What Meghan Wants as ever. She didn't want her father at the wedding, wanted to walk down the aisle next to Prince Charles (more creepy Diana cosplay) and tempting Thomas into those pap shots gave her the covert to exclude him, with a bonus helping of public humilation as well. It gave her the all-important pictures with the future King, and prevented Thomas revealing any inconvenient truths about her family life in the days leading up to the wedding. It only makes sense if Haz had been told a pack of lies about her background that any detailed chat with Thomas would start to unravel.
Maybe she got confused and ordered clothing for Thomas from Orlebar Brown and got him new swimsuits instead? To me that would make her economics work. £2,000? A bespoke suit? Savile Row? 🤣🤣🤣
 
So apparently suits were made for Thomas without the tailor measuring him up 🙄 hmm not sure I believe that.

And I totally agree about the spitefulness in not sending him the clothes afterwards.

It's obvious that Smeagol didn't want her father anywhere near the magic ring and has consigned him to Mount Doom permanently.
 
Maybe she got confused and ordered clothing for Thomas from Orlebar Brown and got him new swimsuits instead? To me that would make her economics work. £2,000? A bespoke suit? Savile Row? 🤣🤣🤣

It's just laughable that Meghan and Harry expected her father to show up at the last minute and climb into clothes that they had bought for him as if he was some kind of a hapless rag doll. But it does not really surprise me any more, they've proven time and again that they are incredibly sensitive about anything related to them, but careless when it comes to other people's feelings.
 
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They just don't even bother to wake up their pointless patron any more.....
 
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