Harry and Meghan #31 Preach and Screech continue to leech

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Well done Princess Beatrice et al

1. Minimum embarrassment re Prince Andrew
2. Brenda and Phil get to attend . Important to get wedding in before Queen goes to Balmoral and Prince Philip passes. ( rumours of cancer)
3. No advance warning to Megain so she can’t spoil wedding and no awkwardness re Ginge and Cringe ‘s invites / presence
4. Gets to release pre approved photos. Beatrice has an interesting face. She can look lovely, but at the wrong angle she looks a bit like Fergie on steroids.
5. Can now go off to Italy. ( better weather!)

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
 
Silly-old-Slapper said:
Another exiled Geordie here, from the posh bit (we used both sides of the lavvy paper!)

Until we get some more Back(get)rid papped shots or drip fed stories from those 2 or some nice pics from today's wedding, I thought we could have a nice Tattlers bonding activity especially as we seem to have a few newbies. At first I though of something along the lines of a virtual/digital whateveryoucallit get together around a campfire, you know, all holding each other's hands (or other bits, don't want to be accused of non-inclusivity or body part discrimination) singing kumbyah; the young uns can chat about Lauren and her photoshop fail and whether Katie Price is such a good mother while those of us of a certain age can slap HRT patches on each other's 3 seater backsides and fan ourselves with a rolled up edition of Jackie or a Donny Cassidy poster muttering "is it just me that's hot? Can someone turn that bloody bonfire down?"

But then it came to me (3am if you must know), it wasn't gonna work. The young uns will be moaning within the hour that there is no mobile or 3/4/5G signal to post to IG and no-one's catered for the vegans. Cue Freda " well just eat the feckin stick and pineapple and leave the feckin cheese you *****" fill in the blank. The "others" won't be faring too well either, PennyCrayon will have forgotten to take the blu-tac off her poster and whilst fanning (ahem) will have inadvertently taken Freda's eye out with it and so chaos descends and before you know it no-ones playing nice and we're all on the norty step waiting for Anti to chastise us.

Anyway, a friend of mine (who claims not to be a sugar but well.....) sent me this today and so I thought we could have Tattle masks so we could identify ourselves in Poundland, B&M etc. We need to have 2 word suggestions that we could use, obviously in the spirit of this thread, so off you go Tattlers:



P.S. Freda is excused from this task.
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Brilliant. I would prefer a mask with what Freda says written on it 🙂
 
Silly-old-Slapper said:
Another exiled Geordie here, from the posh bit (we used both sides of the lavvy paper!)

Until we get some more Back(get)rid papped shots or drip fed stories from those 2 or some nice pics from today's wedding, I thought we could have a nice Tattlers bonding activity especially as we seem to have a few newbies. At first I though of something along the lines of a virtual/digital whateveryoucallit get together around a campfire, you know, all holding each other's hands (or other bits, don't want to be accused of non-inclusivity or body part discrimination) singing kumbyah; the young uns can chat about Lauren and her photoshop fail and whether Katie Price is such a good mother while those of us of a certain age can slap HRT patches on each other's 3 seater backsides and fan ourselves with a rolled up edition of Jackie or a Donny Cassidy poster muttering "is it just me that's hot? Can someone turn that bloody bonfire down?"

But then it came to me (3am if you must know), it wasn't gonna work. The young uns will be moaning within the hour that there is no mobile or 3/4/5G signal to post to IG and no-one's catered for the vegans. Cue Freda " well just eat the feckin stick and pineapple and leave the feckin cheese you *****" fill in the blank. The "others" won't be faring too well either, PennyCrayon will have forgotten to take the blu-tac off her poster and whilst fanning (ahem) will have inadvertently taken Freda's eye out with it and so chaos descends and before you know it no-ones playing nice and we're all on the norty step waiting for Anti to chastise us.

Anyway, a friend of mine (who claims not to be a sugar but well.....) sent me this today and so I thought we could have Tattle masks so we could identify ourselves in Poundland, B&M etc. We need to have 2 word suggestions that we could use, obviously in the spirit of this thread, so off you go Tattlers:



P.S. Freda is excused from this task.
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Her

I’ve got. His balls

Him

Pussy. whipped
 
Silly-old-Slapper said:
Another exiled Geordie here, from the posh bit (we used both sides of the lavvy paper!)

Until we get some more Back(get)rid papped shots or drip fed stories from those 2 or some nice pics from today's wedding, I thought we could have a nice Tattlers bonding activity especially as we seem to have a few newbies. At first I though of something along the lines of a virtual/digital whateveryoucallit get together around a campfire, you know, all holding each other's hands (or other bits, don't want to be accused of non-inclusivity or body part discrimination) singing kumbyah; the young uns can chat about Lauren and her photoshop fail and whether Katie Price is such a good mother while those of us of a certain age can slap HRT patches on each other's 3 seater backsides and fan ourselves with a rolled up edition of Jackie or a Donny Cassidy poster muttering "is it just me that's hot? Can someone turn that bloody bonfire down?"

But then it came to me (3am if you must know), it wasn't gonna work. The young uns will be moaning within the hour that there is no mobile or 3/4/5G signal to post to IG and no-one's catered for the vegans. Cue Freda " well just eat the feckin stick and pineapple and leave the feckin cheese you *****" fill in the blank. The "others" won't be faring too well either, PennyCrayon will have forgotten to take the blu-tac off her poster and whilst fanning (ahem) will have inadvertently taken Freda's eye out with it and so chaos descends and before you know it no-ones playing nice and we're all on the norty step waiting for Anti to chastise us.

Anyway, a friend of mine (who claims not to be a sugar but well.....) sent me this today and so I thought we could have Tattle masks so we could identify ourselves in Poundland, B&M etc. We need to have 2 word suggestions that we could use, obviously in the spirit of this thread, so off you go Tattlers:



P.S. Freda is excused from this task.
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MARKLE MUZZLE

If only it was!
 
Have you seen the Holy Flaps masks?

Their stuff speaks from my heart. I’m building up a collection of their bone china, horrendously sweary mugs. I gave the old boring mugs to my ex when he moved out. Need stuff that is more me 👸🏼
(Basically stuff that tells people to duck off and stop being a head)
 

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Lincoln34 said:
Well done Princess Beatrice et al

1. Minimum embarrassment re Prince Andrew
2. Brenda and Phil get to attend . Important to get wedding in before Queen goes to Balmoral and Prince Philip passes. ( rumours of cancer)
3. No advance warning to Megain so she can’t spoil wedding and no awkwardness re Ginge and Cringe ‘s invites / presence
4. Gets to release pre approved photos. Beatrice has an interesting face. She can look lovely, but at the wrong angle she looks a bit like Fergie on steroids.
5. Can now go off to Italy. ( better weather!)

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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Pancreatic cancer allegedly. I’m glad he got to see the wedding both of them are very fond of Eugenie and Beatrice.
 
Silly-old-Slapper said:
Another exiled Geordie here, from the posh bit (we used both sides of the lavvy paper!)

Until we get some more Back(get)rid papped shots or drip fed stories from those 2 or some nice pics from today's wedding, I thought we could have a nice Tattlers bonding activity especially as we seem to have a few newbies. At first I though of something along the lines of a virtual/digital whateveryoucallit get together around a campfire, you know, all holding each other's hands (or other bits, don't want to be accused of non-inclusivity or body part discrimination) singing kumbyah; the young uns can chat about Lauren and her photoshop fail and whether Katie Price is such a good mother while those of us of a certain age can slap HRT patches on each other's 3 seater backsides and fan ourselves with a rolled up edition of Jackie or a Donny Cassidy poster muttering "is it just me that's hot? Can someone turn that bloody bonfire down?"

But then it came to me (3am if you must know), it wasn't gonna work. The young uns will be moaning within the hour that there is no mobile or 3/4/5G signal to post to IG and no-one's catered for the vegans. Cue Freda " well just eat the feckin stick and pineapple and leave the feckin cheese you *****" fill in the blank. The "others" won't be faring too well either, PennyCrayon will have forgotten to take the blu-tac off her poster and whilst fanning (ahem) will have inadvertently taken Freda's eye out with it and so chaos descends and before you know it no-ones playing nice and we're all on the norty step waiting for Anti to chastise us.

Anyway, a friend of mine (who claims not to be a sugar but well.....) sent me this today and so I thought we could have Tattle masks so we could identify ourselves in Poundland, B&M etc. We need to have 2 word suggestions that we could use, obviously in the spirit of this thread, so off you go Tattlers:



P.S. Freda is excused from this task.
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Karen is a hostile and ageist term which i refuse to acknowledge. So my contribution would be 'duck off Sugars'
 
Bloody orange Hell said:
Have you seen the Holy Flaps masks?

Their stuff speaks from my heart. I’m building up a collection of their bone china, horrendously sweary mugs. I gave the old boring mugs to my ex when he moved out. Need stuff that is more me 👸🏼
(Basically stuff that tells people to duck off and stop being a head)
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I’m drinking out of my favourite coffee mug as we speak

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Lincoln34 said:
Well done Princess Beatrice et al

1. Minimum embarrassment re Prince Andrew
2. Brenda and Phil get to attend . Important to get wedding in before Queen goes to Balmoral and Prince Philip passes. ( rumours of cancer)
3. No advance warning to Megain so she can’t spoil wedding and no awkwardness re Ginge and Cringe ‘s invites / presence
4. Gets to release pre approved photos. Beatrice has an interesting face. She can look lovely, but at the wrong angle she looks a bit like Fergie on steroids.
5. Can now go off to Italy. ( better weather!)

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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İ think this was the best possible outcome for Bea. She always comes across as mature/low key and having an intimate ceremony would possibly have more meaning for her. Happy that Brenda and Phil were able to attend. Happy that H & M were ignored.
 
Silbee said:
I've just seen a cracking comment on the DM, " Well they had to keep it secret so the cow across the pond did not try to steal the limelight!!!!!! "

Made I laff out loud and that's akin to plaiting sawdust these days ...
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It's amazing how quickly pretty much the whole country saw her for what she was.

Congratulations to the newly weds - what a lovely surprise.
 
Silly-old-Slapper said:
Another exiled Geordie here, from the posh bit (we used both sides of the lavvy paper!)

Until we get some more Back(get)rid papped shots or drip fed stories from those 2 or some nice pics from today's wedding, I thought we could have a nice Tattlers bonding activity especially as we seem to have a few newbies. At first I though of something along the lines of a virtual/digital whateveryoucallit get together around a campfire, you know, all holding each other's hands (or other bits, don't want to be accused of non-inclusivity or body part discrimination) singing kumbyah; the young uns can chat about Lauren and her photoshop fail and whether Katie Price is such a good mother while those of us of a certain age can slap HRT patches on each other's 3 seater backsides and fan ourselves with a rolled up edition of Jackie or a Donny Cassidy poster muttering "is it just me that's hot? Can someone turn that bloody bonfire down?"

But then it came to me (3am if you must know), it wasn't gonna work. The young uns will be moaning within the hour that there is no mobile or 3/4/5G signal to post to IG and no-one's catered for the vegans. Cue Freda " well just eat the feckin stick and pineapple and leave the feckin cheese you *****" fill in the blank. The "others" won't be faring too well either, PennyCrayon will have forgotten to take the blu-tac off her poster and whilst fanning (ahem) will have inadvertently taken Freda's eye out with it and so chaos descends and before you know it no-ones playing nice and we're all on the norty step waiting for Anti to chastise us.

Anyway, a friend of mine (who claims not to be a sugar but well.....) sent me this today and so I thought we could have Tattle masks so we could identify ourselves in Poundland, B&M etc. We need to have 2 word suggestions that we could use, obviously in the spirit of this thread, so off you go Tattlers:



P.S. Freda is excused from this task.
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So much love for the Geordies 🙏❤️ My darling husband taught me a lot ( im Aussie). How lucky was I to marry a lovely, kind, northern boy. I miss him terribly. Not derailing or wanting sympathy but thank you Tattlers for the escape on here and for these small reminders of vocab. Tears but in a good way. 🙏🙏❤️❤️
 
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