freda19
VIP Member
She farts fairy dust and pisses perfume.Wonder if Smeggy farts Diptyque? Surely she wouldn't want her farts to smell. Wonder if she has scented Harry's dungeon with Diptyque diffusers to cover the smell of disappointment and desperation?? Perhaps a few diffuser reeds in the royal posterior for extra efficacy. Harry might be the first royal to die of reed diffusers up the jacksy, kinda like Edward II but reeds instead of a red hot poker.
Poor Edward 2. These days there are MPs who'd pay big money to have that done to them.