Thanks Cass and Regina for new thread xx
He's landed at Heathrow
That's why the sun went in
Thanks Cass and Regina for new thread xx
He's landed at Heathrow
Hazno's piece with Corden was rather daft but still better than the pair of them whingeing to Orca about not having enough money or moaning about slights and MH issues.
If they want any sort of career in the media going forward the Harkles will have to learn to laugh at themselves a bit and appear more human
We should start placing bets on how quickly he leaves the country after the unveiling. I'm going for sane day before anyone gets to pull him up on all his lies.
Possible Itinerary for Haliborange
Friday - Fly into UK. Creep into Frogmore avoiding anyone brandishing rolling pins, frying pans or rotten tomatoes
Saturday - Beg Eugene to be nice to him, and tell her loads of lies to make her feel sorry for him.
Sunday - Catch up on Tattle and relate back to the Haggard One their next best move
Monday - Ring Catherine to check on Will's mood. Rings Papa asking for ever so much forgiveness, and loads of Dosh.
Tuesday - Escapes from Frogger's for a quick talk with staffers, trying to be nice and begging them not to grass on hiswifeWitchetygrub.
Wednesday - Lunch with Grandmama, asking for forgiveness, and begging to keep as many titles as possible.
Thursday - The big reveal. Checks speech. Stands well away from big bro to avoid being decked. Takes abundance of plasters (just in case). Speech rather rushed as full of surprises (I'm sure). Dashes past security into waiting car before anyone can stop him. Too late, corgis already waiting for him.
Hazno isn't sane on any dayWe should start placing bets on how quickly he leaves the country after the unveiling. I'm going for sane day before anyone gets to pull him up on all his lies.
Hazno isn't sane on any day
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This looks to be the site of statue
Would you put a bench in that space ???
What? Are they mental? I was a Christmas girl at Boots mid 80s. It was fab. Now, not so much. Have they not seen the number of women with painted nails? Nothing surprises me anymore....Completely, totally and utterly off topic but I need to vent...
I went to Boots and they've stopped selling nail polish as no one is buying it anymore. WTF?!
Back on topic - Harry and Rachel, pair of cunts, probably them who bought up all the nail polish
Thank you for new thread @Cassandra333
Taxi running at the side of the statue I'd say.... shame we can't tie balloons on it "bon voyage..... osser...."We should start placing bets on how quickly he leaves the country after the unveiling. I'm going for sane day before anyone gets to pull him up on all his lies.
I'd do her in her bikini about to dive in.