Harry and Meghan #119 No money, No shame, We've even stolen her Majesty's name

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Thanks for the new thread/synopsis @Cassandra333 and the congrats on the title @Regina2071

Here's my thoughts on the story so far...

6 wouldn't know what a fiscal year is, or when it starts, and it's not a term used that often in the UK - we tend to use financial year instead - but it is often found on those scam/phishing emails claiming to be from HMRC.

Mrs 6 is a 'what Freda says' and if Charles divorced Camilla (highly unlikely, as they seem to be so well suited) Mrs 6 would drop 6 in a heartbeat, convinced she could ensnare him. As if Chas would go near her skanky body! If she is after Bill Gates I doubt she'd even get close to him; if there's one thing the mega rich like him value above even their megabucks it's their privacy, and she has shown that nothing is sacred in her desire to be famous.

And I'm not convinced that she'd manage to catch herself another rich/influential/powerful victim as she's too old, too untrustworthy, and too skanky. There's always someone younger, prettier and better turning up.

She's not as clever as she thinks she is, so she never listens to anyone else or takes advice, and I can't decide if she's lazy or impatient. 6 is clearly lazy, but then if I knew that from the moment I'd been born I basically had a job for life and would never want for money (and all it can buy) then maybe I also wouldn't have put in the effort to do well at school, go to university, get a degree and then professional qualifications, so I can almost understand why he didn't bother, except even when I've been in a crappy job that I hated I've always done the job to the best of my abilities because I will always want to take pride in what I do.

They clearly both think very little of the general public, and I'm loving how clever HMQ and co have been with this slow drip drip of actual truths rather than a fantasy version of it.

Revels - I'll happily eat them all, but I'll grimace when I accidentally eat a raisin one. I'm not a fan of the coffee ones either, but my favourites have always been the orange ones. I used to nibble the chocolate off them first, and then eat the orange bit last. Does anyone remember the boxes of poppets - I'm sure they used to have a mixed box that was all sorts of flavours like the orange Revels.
 
Hazno's piece with Corden was rather daft but still better than the pair of them whingeing to Orca about not having enough money or moaning about slights and MH issues.

If they want any sort of career in the media going forward the Harkles will have to learn to laugh at themselves a bit and appear more human 😄

Thanks Cassandra and Regina for the new threadxx

The undertakers need staff, they will fit right in miserable fuckers mind you she looks embalmed already.

Doxy has tried everything else and just loves a stiff!! Necrophilia anyone🔥🔥

We should start placing bets on how quickly he leaves the country after the unveiling. I'm going for sane day before anyone gets to pull him up on all his lies.

I agree, gutless. Lying little bleep he is
 
Possible Itinerary for Haliborange

Friday - Fly into UK. Creep into Frogmore avoiding anyone brandishing rolling pins, frying pans or rotten tomatoes

Saturday - Beg Eugene to be nice to him, and tell her loads of lies to make her feel sorry for him.

Sunday - Catch up on Tattle and relate back to the Haggard One their next best move

Monday - Ring Catherine to check on Will's mood. Rings Papa asking for ever so much forgiveness, and loads of Dosh.

Tuesday - Escapes from Frogger's for a quick talk with staffers, trying to be nice and begging them not to grass on his wife Witchetygrub.

Wednesday - Lunch with Grandmama, asking for forgiveness, and begging to keep as many titles as possible.

Thursday - The big reveal. Checks speech. Stands well away from big bro to avoid being decked. Takes abundance of plasters (just in case). Speech rather rushed as full of surprises (I'm sure). Dashes past security into waiting car before anyone can stop him. Too late, corgis already waiting for him. 😅
 
The Jan Moir article posted in the last thread just makes me incredibly sad for the Royal Family. And when I look at Frogmore, I think what most of us would not give to have a beautifully renovated home free and clear near Windsor Castle.

He is beyond entitled, spoiled, greedy. I heartily dislike him.

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Possible Itinerary for Haliborange

Friday - Fly into UK. Creep into Frogmore avoiding anyone brandishing rolling pins, frying pans or rotten tomatoes

Saturday - Beg Eugene to be nice to him, and tell her loads of lies to make her feel sorry for him.

Sunday - Catch up on Tattle and relate back to the Haggard One their next best move

Monday - Ring Catherine to check on Will's mood. Rings Papa asking for ever so much forgiveness, and loads of Dosh.

Tuesday - Escapes from Frogger's for a quick talk with staffers, trying to be nice and begging them not to grass on his wife Witchetygrub.

Wednesday - Lunch with Grandmama, asking for forgiveness, and begging to keep as many titles as possible.

Thursday - The big reveal. Checks speech. Stands well away from big bro to avoid being decked. Takes abundance of plasters (just in case). Speech rather rushed as full of surprises (I'm sure). Dashes past security into waiting car before anyone can stop him. Too late, corgis already waiting for him. 😅

My bucket of steaming horseshit to follow do hope he gets gyp from whoever is on the outside and hope William is wearing his DM's and Zara and Mike waylay him on the walk of shame wearing their sparring gloves. Fucker👹👹
 
The teenage mutant ninja turtles have found something wicked and revolting crawling around in the sewer, luckily they have some batons on hand 😃
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Completely, totally and utterly off topic but I need to vent...

I went to Boots and they've stopped selling nail polish as no one is buying it anymore. WTF?!

Back on topic - Harry and Rachel, pair of cunts, probably them who bought up all the nail polish :mad:

Thank you for new thread @Cassandra333
What? Are they mental? I was a Christmas girl at Boots mid 80s. It was fab. Now, not so much. Have they not seen the number of women with painted nails? Nothing surprises me anymore....

We should start placing bets on how quickly he leaves the country after the unveiling. I'm going for sane day before anyone gets to pull him up on all his lies.
Taxi running at the side of the statue I'd say.... shame we can't tie balloons on it "bon voyage..... osser...."
 
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