Cinnamon.girl
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BIB We Know that No.6 likes roasting, which is fun and interesting. They like playing at being crocodiles as No.6 is a wildlife conservationist on a par with David Attenborough, they like suing newspapers and love playing with pretend rescue chickens which they eat as they are vegetarians. No.6 has waffles for breakfast which is fun, with honey from the Hive of his Goddess.I wonder about this, too. Normal people usually have something they find fun and interesting, but then again, these two aren't normal. It must be an exhausting existence; constantly scheming and calculating everything they do.
He likes weeding and gathering home-grown veg for Minge to puree for Prince Flatpack in his high-chair. Heartwarming video footage of Lili walking along the beach with her mum Brynn Gingras will soon be shown on her Porker debut, together with photos of Justin Welby at her christening attended by Earl Spencer, Camilla and Prince Andrew last month at Windsor Castle. Reality and truth went out the window a long time ago, and now anything goes because they are both MAD.
Occasionally they sound the panic alarm in the early hours to summon the Monteceito Mounties on the pretext that the paps have breached the perimeter, as they are click-bait hounded by the press. Or No.6 staggers outside stoned, and spots what he thinks is a drone and shoots it down. Bam! But it was a seagull.....dang...
No.6 was 25 years in the military, not many people know that, and is now immortalised as a Purple Heart Veteran in the puerile book The Bench. His Ho is now also immortalised, as a human wrecking-ball totally devoid of human decency or literary skills.