Harry and Meghan #111 When your Compliments card has more titles than your son ever will

[LyraBalaqua]

Itv

It wasn’t the queen specifically that they had an issue with? Wasn’t it the “establishment”

No6 has taken a hugely publicised dump all over his family ,of which his Nan is top dog, establishment is The Queen and family.

 

[peachhes]

unconfirmed reports that baby Lil-di (not to be confused with supermarket chain Lidl)
who has suffered days of racism at the hands of her family, plus some gender inequality because you know, box, tick.

has already spoken her first word(s)

which will alternate between
“Diana”
“I miss granny Diana”
“Netflix original”
”Kate said it.....”
”william said it.....”
”why cant I be a princess like Charlotte”
”Apple TV”
”twat waffle“
”do I call Charles or James grandad daddy”
”avocado“

‘Oprah’ has got to be one of her first words, surely?!

 

[VicksterIcon]

unconfirmed reports that baby Lil-di (not to be confused with supermarket chain Lidl)
who has suffered days of racism at the hands of her family, plus some gender inequality because you know, box, tick.

has already spoken her first word(s)

which will alternate between
“Diana”
“I miss granny Diana”
“Netflix original”
”Kate said it.....”
”william said it.....”
”why cant I be a princess like Charlotte”
”Apple TV”
”twat waffle“
”do I call Charles or James grandad daddy”
”avocado“

hands down the best post tonight

 

[Kezzle]

This is her way of getting revenge for not having her personal note on Prince Philips coffin, we all saw the Lilibet signature, so in her twisted mind I bet she thinks people in the future will now think of the child rather than the Queen.

 

[DandyTandy]

Maybe someone with twitter can kindly mention and remind them that the names are extremely white. Should we ask them if they're doing ok?

Lilibet is never going to be a monarch. Only HM Queen Elizabeth is.

 

[Bastille]

Ooh Twitters pissed on Dorias behalf.

 

[50sGirl]

So this also means the Cartier watch will have to have a new back put on it to remove the ‘To M from M’ inscription
to be replaced with ‘To mummy‘s meal ticket LD - you make my bank balance jump-jump’ x

You need to suggest that for the next thread title!

 

[Rockin' Robin]

I go to work for 3 hours, 3 HOURS and I come back to this!! What the actual fuck, I hated being in the royal family that much that I had to leave but I will name my baby daughter after the woman who's parenting skills I have publicly slagged off, I do believe they have hit an all time low.

Is that possible?

 

[sephylily]

The hashtag Doria is an interesting search on Twitter - a certain amount of grief and mourning among some at no-show of Doria name; a lot of 'welp, if that's what they want...'; and dollops of fake sympathy from Royalist accounts saying, 'Oh how simply awful for all you sugahs - just think of all that Black Heritage being ignored by your kween'.

ETA - But increasing numbers of variations on : 'Doria called Meghan flower and now Meghan has a daughter named Lili

'
They're really tying themselves in knots to get the Doria connection in there somehow, anyhow...

i've seen this too what twaddle

 

[Hadenoughofthiscrsp]

‘Oprah’ has got to be one of her first words, surely?!

No I think it will be ‘where’s the money, we don’t give the milk for free’

 

[Libitina]

I notice that the Cambridges called her Lili. They're refusing to call her Lilibet...

So cross that the royal accounts have even acknowledged the birth tbh.

But neither of them mention pwbfw actually giving birth to the baby. They are all very, very carefully worded.

 

[Evangelina]

The "genetic pain"
Born to a suicidal mother that aired dirty laundry on world TV.
A father with mental health problems that aired dirty laundry on world TV.
Named after a Royal cousins code name, and after a head of a "racist" institution.
Never knowing a wast majority of both sides of the maternal family.
Not remembering or even meeting a majority of both families.
Its endless, one can claim that the Harkles are truly succeding at eliminating the "genetic pain" from their children.

I think that even "uncle Hewitt" is laughing his ass of.

 

[Bastille]

Ooh Twitters pissed on Dorias behalf.

 

[Mrsoh]

Is that possible?

Working for 3 hours? Yes

Ooh Twitters pissed on Dorias behalf.

Good

 

[WadieHaddadsChocolates]

It's so bizarre. It makes no sense to name their daughter after the queen when Harry has been trashing the family for months. In don't get what their angle is. It implies that everything they previously said was false/exaggerated. Who are they playing to? If they're trying to get back in with the family then it's surely more likely to piss the family off. It hampers people who've been attacking the royals on their behalf because naming the baby Lilibet is like a big vote of support for the queen. I don't understand what they're trying to do.

I was talking to a mate in London and she basically said it's because they're thick. I think it's because one of them is thick, self-pitying and spiteful (Harry) and the other one is horrifically greedy, comically ignorant, spiteful and basically soulless (Smaug).

Their entire issue is they both want something impossible - to be both in and out of the RF at the same time. They want to be both media stars and private. They want to retain all of the privileges of title and rank without any of the responsibilities. They want to be part of a nation's highest family without even living in that nation. They want the Queen to grant them these special privileges but hate her for withholding them, so veer between acts of arselicking (their own way, a dumb way) and acts of pure spite and deep insult. They know they're nothing if they're out so they want in. When in, they want out because it comes with responsibilities neither of them enjoy and limits on what they can do (like selling on dresses and accepting dodgy diamonds and having grotesque baby showers). They're like spoiled, stupid teenagers kicking against the 'rents while still expecting them to pay for everything and take them on holidays.

Harry is too thick and emotional to play the game well, even though being brought up in a royal house, he knows the rules. Meghan is too ignorant and arrogant to understand why she isn't special, why she cannot change everything to her own whim and both of them are spiteful little pigs who lash out when they don't get the attention they want or whatever they demand. May the palace make bacon of them both.

I do note the note from the Cambridges is devoid of titles. That's ... telling.

 

[Nuttynana]

Where’s Harry Markle on this?

Where he always is playing chicken I expect seems right he is chicken and hope someone shoves a packet of Paxo up his jacksey and tells him to to get stuffed

Gutless fucker

 

[cocoblush]

Lil Betty needs to go mainstream, just to make the stans explode, they need to learn that others can play the game.

Exactly their heads will if people start calling her Lil’ Betty and it could not happen to a nicer bunch . Tattlers better make Lil’ Betty happen!

 

[Fatpiggy]

Just catching up following near-death hangover today. I am utterly disgusted at these two twunts. I'm not surprised though. I was just wondering how tall this 7lb 11oz baby is, as Farchie at age 2 appears to be approx 4 ft tall. Poor sod, at least Farchie now has a playmate who will speak more sense than his parents. Hope everyone is OK.xx

 

[LadyMuck]

No6 has taken a hugely publicised dump all over his family ,of which his Nan is top dog, establishment is The Queen and family.

Agree. H also criticised her and PP parenting skills.

 

[Mrsoh]

Yes, I noticed the lack of titles in the Cambridge's post, well done them!!