Harry and Meghan #109 PWB is going bonkers - his wife is holding both his conkers

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timemachinephantom said:
Interested to read that the Queen has turned down the offer to name the planned Boris's Big British Boat after Prince Philip. She's got a lot of sense to steer clear of vanity in all its forms and is tuned in to the national mood.
On the other hand, I feel sure the Monteceitful one would jump at the chance of another ride on a yacht. ;)
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Would love it to be called after Kate can you imagine the tantrums from Montislaggo!!😂😂😂
 
How to solve a problem like MeAgain.
The little marmite (because it's rank - apologies to marmite lovers)
The princess and the penis.
The hills have lies.
Free Willy...I meant Harry, I'm sure Wills is just fine.


*waves 🙋‍♀️ longterm lurker joining in. I was a huge supporter of Harry in the beginning and was so happy that he seemed to have met someone to settle down with, I was really willing them to make a good impact with their new role within the family etc. What an absolute tit show it's turned into and they've only got themselves to blame for the turning tide against them.
 
Nuttynana said:
Would love it to be called after Kate can you imagine the tantrums from Montislaggo!!😂😂😂
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Another role for slaggo the original yacht girl, could also name it Queen Fellatio after the shag queen of sailors everywhere😉😉😉

Stargazerlily said:
The Man with Two Conkers and tit For Brains
The Prince and the Showgirl
Greatly Disappointed Expectations
American Werewolf in London
Cruel Hearts and No Coronets
Hooray for Hollywood!
The Lady Vanishes
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Meg's been at the Kate voodoo doll again.

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freda19 said:
No idea re the series, but re "nothing from them at the moment" ... let's be honest, however the baby was created it has clearly arrived. She's still in hiding, either from being seen with 'imperfect' baby weight, or on the pretence of playing newly delivered mom. But he's also gone to ground. After the recent two week tsunami of him mouthing off to Dax and Porka and GMA ... crickets. So he must be playing dada and bonding. The bonus in that for smeggy is that while he's doing that he can't put his foot in his mouth re the first amendment or not getting mental health help issues. People get a chance to forget what a twit he is before his next foray into things he knows duck all about. Our brains regroup.

Re the Diana statue. I honestly don't think he will come. Last time he came he did the minimum needed, quarantine, bury gramps and bye bye. If he's on meds, and especially if he reads comments saying he deffo is, he'll be more paranoid about being watched and his behaviour monitored.
He thinks he's a big shark in the USA, but must know by now that in the UK he's just a lil sprat. We don't buy his Billy Big Bollix bovine excrement any more and that will hurt, even tho he'll claim he doesn't care. Oh he cares.;)
I think he'll get a note from mummy smeggy excusing him from the event because the dog ate his speech.
But he'll insist on a video and she'll be in it as well, with her hand up his arse operating him as usual.
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I agree, I think she has had the baby/the baby has arrived and the announcement is probably going to be on June 10th (Prince Philip's birthday) or June 12th (Trooping the Colour).
 
No Drama Llama said:
I agree, I think she has had the baby/the baby has arrived and the announcement is probably going to be on June 10th (Prince Philip's birthday) or June 12th (Trooping the Colour).
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I also meant to add that if she 'allows' hazza to do anything public at the moment he'll let the cat out of the bag re baby. Either he won't be able to resist or, more likely, he'll innocently say the wrong thing.
Interviewer : So Hal, how is smeggy doing?"
Hazza : Oh she's great and the baby is adorable. We are so h .... " :oops:OOPS!

timemachinephantom said:
I really, really, really want to set a trend among the sugars, somehow, of getting a fan tattoo of Smirkle. Oh, I just know it will be a rich and nourishing vein of amusement for us. How can we get them to do things like this?
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Clearly based on how she looks now, rather than in life.


Yes I know, I'm a bleep.:sneaky:
 
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