Harry and Meghan #109 PWB is going bonkers - his wife is holding both his conkers

[Emerald37]

Harry Plonker and the deathly shallow

 

[antisocialmedia]

Brilliant recap! Very well done

I, agree. Wtf they're rehashing the same old, shite (H and M)

 

[Scotch Mist]

Thanks for the shiny new thread!

Found on Twatter

In keeping with the movie titles. I found this one too:

 

[knoddle]

Back to baby names, no,no,no, please not Maxwell! Maxwell is the main character in the Chronicles of St. Mary's which is a wonderful series by Jodi Taylor. Hopefully the harkles won't besmirch Max's name.

 

[The Devils Arse]

Archie in the attic.

 

[Xales]

Look who's talking - Meghan

Look who's talking 2 - Harry

Look who's talking now - Archie

 

[freda19]

Brokeback Mattress
Four Husbands and a head
The Chicken-Shanks Rebellion
No Country For Old Ho's
Scumbag Millionairess
Raging Bull (tit)
Psycho Underbite
Pulp Brains
Cocaine, Cock and Two Smoking Lawsuits
The Phantom Pharchy of The Operah (Show)

You win ...

 

[The Devils Arse]

The woman on the yacht (girl on a train)

 

[Xales]

The girl with a pearl necklace earring

 

[Carpediem69]

Shiny new thread. Many thanks to @Carpediem69 for the title.
If someone could do a quick recap of the other thread, that would be good. New members be sure to read the WIKI at the top.
Let the games begin!!!

Ohhhhhh my first time - I have lost my Tattling virginity
I am very humbled of course
I would like to thank my fellow Tattlers for voting my new title and @Cassandra333 for starting the new thread.
I would also like to thank my goldfish Plonker without whom I would not be where I am today. I would like to thank the Cali2 for giving us all their endless crap to work with and laugh about everyday
I thank you all

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Thanks for new thread guys!

Got me thinking. I'm sure I read somewhere that H had only one conker. I could be wrong or it could be one of the many gossip rumours!

Sadly this is true, but luckily in his early twenties his walnut-sized brain descended to fill the vacant sac so now he's got no brain and two conkers. Rest easy @LadyMuck, the royal conkers are safe in Smeg's Louis Vuitton tote.

 

[AnnieCox]

Back to baby names, no,no,no, please not Maxwell! Maxwell is the main character in the Chronicles of St. Mary's which is a wonderful series by Jodi Taylor. Hopefully the harkles won't besmirch Max's name.

I love those books! I read them as obsessively as I now do H and M's crazy antics.

 

[LadyMuck]

Game of Thrown (under the bus)
Keeping up with the Harkles
Harry's Speech (although this might be disrespectful to George VI)
The Merchin Game
007--HarkleFall
Ex-Royal Housewife of Monstercito

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Obv Archie is the good!

 

[QueenoftheTomtes]

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Obv Archie is the good!

My money was on PW!

 

[LadyMuck]

The Lyin, the Witch and the Warbrobe

 

[knoddle]

I have a movie name:

 

[Carpediem69]

If you look at the date of the article regarding the adoption it is September 2019, not recent.

Meghan Markle’s ‘Secret Daughter’ In America Perhaps Her Reason For Wanting To Move Back

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex might have welcomed their first baby, Archie Harrison, to the world. However, a report has surfaced that Meghan Markle is harboring a “secret daughter,” and it’s not Prince Harry’s.

www.latintimes.com

I realise it was an older article but I hadn’t seen it before so thought it was worth posting as it could be another box ticking exercise for the future - watch this space

 

[Sunshine&clouds]

Once Upon a Time in Montecito
Nanny You're fired Mcphee
Girl Harry needs to be Interupted
What a Girl Wants Meghan wants, Meghan Gets
Father of the Bride Groom
Bridezilla
We need to talk about Kevin Harry
The Lion one who won't be King
The Actress, the Spare and the Moonbump (The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)

 

[Mock Turtle]

The Englishman Who Went Up an Army Hero Prince But Came Down a Whiny Chimpo Woke

 

[mochasmoka]

Sorry if I’ve gone over board there’s just so many movie titles that would suit