Harry and Meghan #100 Another blurry photo by monteshito twat, why don't sugars smell rat

[Cinnamon.girl]

I'm convinced Harry isnt allowed to look decent because his abusive wife won't allow it

The 6th in line has 16 bathrooms and the house is huge. Smeg can only look in one bathroom at once. The 6th in line could dodge from shower-room to en-suite to guest toilet, smartening himself up a bit in each one until he emerges pristine. A bit nerve-racking I agree and he could get caught and pinned aganst the bidet and given a bashing if he got unlucky, but worth a try surely?

 

[ChaChaRumba]

I can't believe my eyes:

#SussexSquadBookDrive - Gift a Copy of Meghan Markle's The Bench

Let's do some good to celebrate the announcement of Meghan Markle's new children's book The Bench! Buy a copy of The Bench or any other children's book from the options at the bottom of this page, and then donate it to an organization of your choosing, such as a school, library, hospital, or...

bookshop.org

I wouldn't gift a copy of The Bench to my worst enemy let alone someone I actually liked!

 

[Kittypops]

Maybe all the unwanted gifted books can be collected by a kindly Tattler, taken to be pulped and made into into some sort of useful wooden purpose as nature intended the trees should be, something like,, oooh, a bench!

I hereby volunteer for said role.

 

[Wightgirl]

I swear he already tried something similar. This is from last year

Why no Prince deserves to go bald (and this is what Harry is doing about it)

Why no Prince deserves to go bald and this is what the Duke of Sussex is doing about it

www.tatler.com

"Harry reportedly visited the prestigious Philip Kingsley Trichotherapy Centre in Mayfair for a £4,000 hair thickening treatment to help combat his growing bald spot, which has taken precedence atop his cranium in recent years."

Arch sugar H’s cousin kept going on about his bald patch and how it needed fixing. Plus, i saw a clip of the supposed interview and noticed how awful number 6s teeth are. Americans have beautiful teeth and always think ours are awful. Why does he not have straighter, whiter teeth??

 

[Minky Whale]

Please, no one tell Haz that they had signs telling the audience when to applaud. I'm not sure he is mentally capable of processing it.

Am totally looking forward to when he comes back to the UK and gets booed

 

[a.nonny.mouse]

Well this clearly isn’t the real letter, A.) it isn’t in swirly, whirly calligraphy and B.) Smeg hasn’t sued over its publication

I can't remember if this was posted in the last thread but this is the incredibly arrogant and demanding letter that the Harkles sent out to the pharma companies
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[Wightgirl]

Oops, no longer in the top 100 but doing well in really niche categories (note...not children’s books though)

 

[peradetlic]

Maybe all the unwanted gifted books can be collected by a kindly Tattler, taken to be pulped and made into into some sort of useful wooden purpose as nature intended the trees should be, something like,, oooh, a bench!

I hereby volunteer for said role.

Nope, other recycled paper purpose has a connection with a bench and wood and favorite Mrs bleep bathroom

 

[Nuttynana]

I believe that. Totally.
I hadn't wanted to say(on account of the previous catgate incident abuse from which I'm still suffering PTSD) but we tried to rescue a tiny white cat that was hiding under our stone bench on a bitter snowy night many many moons ago. I prepared a box in the laundry room, nice cosy tee shirt in it and everything, but when hubs went out to fetch it HOLY duck! The ungrateful little bastard ripped his hands to bits and fled screeching like duck.It clearly thought he was a catnapper. bleep.

So funny I am a cat lover and have got 4 ungrateful bastards spoilt to buggary and still have a nip at us the latest rescue is the nastiest fucker ever ungrateful sod, grabs your ankles as you walk past and brushes against you and then bites you, he would love to kill us.

 

[freda19]

My neighbour got sectioned and the day after she'd been taken away in an ambulance I spotted a cat sitting on a windowsill inside her house.
She didn't own a cat.
It had sneaked into her house. She was too doolally-flip to notice.
She was taken to the hospital and sectioned. Away from home for 12 months in total.
Cat was trapped in there.
I spotted it, knew the house was empty and got the RSPCA to rescue it.

Furry little bastard never thanked me.

Yes, well that proves my/our point.Ungrateful gits.
I bet the poor lady was fully compos mentis until that friggin' cat invaded her home.
Spawn of the devil.

 

[Chita]

So, The Duchess of Cornwall has said, "we all know someone in an abusive relationship."

Who COULD she mean?

 

[Nuttynana]

I wouldn't gift a copy of The Bench to my worst enemy let alone someone I actually liked!

could line the cats litter tray with it,, it's all tit anyway

 

[freda19]

So funny I am a cat lover and have got 4 ungrateful bastards spoilt to buggary and still have a nip at us the latest rescue is the nastiest fucker ever ungrateful sod, grabs your ankles as you walk past and brushes against you and then bites you, he would love to kill us.

No wonder you are a nutty nana. 4 cats . My flabber is gasted.

 

[Chita]

Yes, well that proves my/our point. Ungrateful gits.
I bet the poor lady was fully compos mentis until that friggin' cat invaded her home.
Spawn of the devil.

BIB - well, that's another story. Just think of the lyrics to the Squeeze song, 'labelled with love' and it will give you a rough idea of what went down regarding that. ["She unscrews the top of her new whisky bottle, And shuffles around in her candle-lit hovel, Like some kind of witch with blue fingers in mittens, She smells like the cat and the neighbours she sickens"]
She's fully recovered now.


I see the cat often.
It has conned another lady into feeding it. Little tit avoids me though. Knows I'm not a soft touch.

 

[MoodyBlue]

I'm watching Show us your talent on Itv. The celeb is Katherine Ryan and the non celeb is called Megan. Weird seeing those names together!

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Oh dearie dearie me. 'We cannot allow science to be politicized' says the unelected prince who immediately demands that pharma companies give away their research...

He's an irony free zone, isn't he?

'Over the last year, everyone has experienced so much loss and so much struggle'. Well no Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, I'm not seeing what you lost and how you personally have struggled, unless being down to your last £20 million counts as hardship these days.

"Join in the fight against vaccine hesitancy! " says Hazzno. WTFis that?? A new buzz-word like mosaic of compassion ? He hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, is a complete idiot contradicting himself every day and pushing his red angry face into the camera at every opportunity to maintain his privacy. This cretinous meddling is overtly political. Good grounds to strip them of the lot.
It's come to the point that @freda19 's avatar is actually more handsome than the real live Hazzno, with his bitter cat's bum mouth, (apologies to cat-lovers) piggy eyes and pate covered in orange pubes. Thank God for William!

 

[Bastille]

Fun fact - if you die your cat will eat your lips first, if you're a bloke and you die naked the cat will eat your Testes first.
Funner fact - they have been known to do this while the deceased is still slightly warm and they have cat food available.
Dogs will at least wait until they are properly hungry.

 

[HadBax]

I am astounded at how Markle spouts such blatant lies despite all the evidence that continues to show the truth. She really is a pathological liar. Well done JCMH, you really picked a she-devil.

And I’m astounded by the enormous amount of makeup she wore for the O interview. Can’t believe I didn’t notice it before now. That still shot really shows how heavily she troweled it on. Seems like a lighter hand would be called for given the locale and time of day.

 

[Nuttynana]

No wonder you are a nutty nana. 4 cats . My flabber is gasted.

I know and had 9 once, I just love cats, ungrateful, contemptuous arrogant bleeders.

I am a big softie for all animals and feed everything that comes into the garden birds, foxes, hedgehogs and the old man is even dafter and more gullible, you can see them almost giving him the finger when he calls them in.

It's people that rattle my cage, can't stand liars, bullies and arseholes they really piss me off, just a potty old tart with cats and principles and a bad attitude.

Bollocks to the sodding Montishito moronic pisstakers

 

[mylifeisasillymoviefail]

Apparently domestic cats spend at least 90% of their time planning to kill their owners. The other 10% eating Whiskas / using litter-tray or lettuce-bed to poo in. The only reason they don't succeed is because they are too small, otherwise millions of moggy-lovers across the UK would be slaughtered annually like sparrows and such.

Whiskas? You think I can get away with whiskas?! Noooo. Expensive chopped meat stuff otherwise I am gassed awake every single bloody morning by my little shitting bundle of fluff.