hannahfgale #2 HG10? Give me more time. Who's is this kid? Oh yeah, it's mine.

[TheLastLolo]

Literally hate 'summin' summin'

 

[Hc68759]

My top 6 most hated Hannah Gale words/sayings:
1. LADS
2. “My boyfriend”
3. Sexy
4. Summin summin
5. Corrr
6. “Sized up”

Oh and a few years ago she used to describe everything as “babein” which is when I began hating her.

 

[PatTheTat]

I mean it’s fine to your mates and family but to 80000+ people on a daily basis, who mainly follow you for fashion and beauty (as it USED to be), come on!!!

Doesn't read tattle...ok then Hannah.

 

[Pinkii]

Doesn't read tattle...ok then Hannah.

no one is invested in your toddlers sleep Hannah!!!!!! duck me she needs to get a grip.

my daughter sleeps like tit and the only persons sleep I care about is hers not some other random toddler.

 

[Jumpindesia]

Ate a pot noodle and passed out before 9pm! Wow this girl and her excuses.

 

[maiden]

Her latest two grid posts. She’s deffo pregnant, right?

 

[Blondie123]

Where was the HG10 today? Did we even get an explanation for it not being done?

She was tired!!!! Being so so busy is exhausting..

 

[Jumpindesia]

She is trolling with this nail

 

[TruffleTrifle]

See, I'd care more if we got more of an overview of motherhood from her but she literally just complains about this one aspect.

Her latest two grid posts. She’s deffo pregnant, right?

Not unless its a baby made out of TheAnnaEdit’s cookies and brie. She’s bigger now than she was in the year after giving birth. I think she just eats her feelings. (I do too btw so not really a criticism but something I had to fix when I realised that It doesn’t fix anything!!)

 

[PatTheTat]

Oof- not a cute photo. Much fake smile, much chin.

I've noticed she uses props to cover her body. When she was smaller she would do this with a cross body bag, now it's flowers or her child.

 

[capriallie]

I hate the way she writes.

Normal people:
I had cereal for breakfast.

Hannah Gale:
Had a sexy big bowl of these fellas for breakfast today and yes, ok, it was the most glorious cereal I've ever had thank you for asking. I mean, it takes a little effort to make but oh wow, OH BOY is it worth it lads!

This is so accurate it scares me

 

[barryjones]

Literally hate 'summin' summin'

I absolutely hate summin' summin'. I was gonna do a list of my most hated phrases but someone beat me to it and was spot on. 'You don't even need to size up'. If you regularly have to size up in clothes it means you are not the size you think you are??

That new post is unflattering as duck. Still no period chat, that's why I think she might be pregnant but why? She despises being a mother, openly.

 

[capriallie]

My top 6 most hated Hannah Gale words/sayings:
1. LADS
2. “My boyfriend”
3. Sexy
4. Summin summin
5. Corrr
6. “Sized up”

Oh and a few years ago she used to describe everything as “babein” which is when I began hating her.

Can I add one:
When referring to a spot as “juicy”

 

[barryjones]

Can I add one:
When referring to a spot as “juicy”

And 'doing childcare'. Or what most of us call 'being a parent'.

 

[Rosella89]

I remember she once used the phrase ‘sweet hunning hell’ and it made me (in her parlance) ‘do a little sick.’ I hate the way she shites on about ‘world domination’ as well, like some thirty something from Sussex who can’t even use grammar correctly is going to have some kind of massive impact on the world sure hun, whatever you want to believe!

I hate the way she writes.

Normal people:
I had cereal for breakfast.

Hannah Gale:
Had a sexy big bowl of these fellas for breakfast today and yes, ok, it was the most glorious cereal I've ever had thank you for asking. I mean, it takes a little effort to make but oh wow, OH BOY is it worth it lads!

Hannah... is that... you?!
Too good, seriously!

 

[Bleurghgram]

If only 5% of her followers care about her child’s naps, why is that the audience she’s catering to? And not even well. Such lazy content.

 

[fred1998]

Also ‘hubba hubba’. If my friend spoke like that in real life I’d think they were off their rocker

 

[Peachy9]

I remember she once used the phrase ‘sweet hunning hell’ and it made me (in her parlance) ‘do a little sick.’ I hate the way she shites on about ‘world domination’ as well, like some thirty something from Sussex who can’t even use grammar correctly is going to have some kind of massive impact on the world sure hun, whatever you want to believe!


Hannah... is that... you?!
Too good, seriously!

Even the username 'virgofalls' has me suspicious

 

[TheLastLolo]

The latest grid post is like someone secretly challenged her to show all her teeth at once... Also, I've said it before and I will keep saying it til she changes her hair. That centre parting makes her look like a saluki dog.

 

[Rosella89]

The latest grid post is like someone secretly challenged her to show all her teeth at once... Also, I've said it before and I will keep saying it til she changes her hair. That centre parting makes her look like a saluki dog.

duck sake, I just went to look her up on Insta and started typing in Saluki
That smile is so weird, it looks like the face my kid makes when I tell her to smile for the camera and she takes that to mean spread your mouth as wide as you possibly can. Looks so fake!