Hannah Gale #20 The Little Joys Of Finding The Most Intolerable Bellend On Instagram

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we’re washing it Hannah. as hard as that may be for you to grasp.
 
HelenaHandbasket said:
Why does she do this? Why would anyone take a photo of the security video of them using a checkout in Sainsbury's?

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When I had something not weigh properly on the self service the other day, the staff came over and played back the video to check that I had actually scanned the item. Imagine if they did that and it showed me taking a selfie in the camera, I would have died of embarrassment!
 
Caffeine Fiend said:
Begging for a coffee machine has come to fruition.
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Honestly can’t believe she’s been given one when she’s said multiple times she’s doesn’t even know if she likes the flavour of coffee despite making it one of her personality traits… Seems like the “hook” of the delonghi campaign is “sospeso” the act of gifting coffee to a stranger but sloppy Han has missed all this in her ad. Also TB’s mates definitely have a separate WhatsApps chat where they rinse him for all the cringe stuff Hannah makes him do.
 
larabrn said:
Wasn’t it one of her ‘Be Kind Christmas Pledges’ to help her dad decorate his tree and wrap his presents? Maybe I’m misremembering regarding the tree but this surely could have only taken 10 minutes.
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More like 2mins. It just looks chucked on without any care, typical Hannah.

Also, why has the fat idiot who doesn’t even like the taste of coffee have a brand new coffee machine for free?

I hate it here
 
Electra29 said:
I am so perplexed by the living room. It's like the sofa is in the fireplace. Is it that small? I wish I could have stalked it on Rightmove. Maybe they bought a tiny house as the boyfriend is tiny.
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I hadn't even noticed that, it looks really cramped doesn't it? Maybe she brought her sofa from her last place which is bigger and she needs to replace it with a smaller one....which I'm sure she can afford to do given the amount she spends on absolute crud.
 
She lives an INSAAANELY CHAAOTICC LIFEEEEEE!

NOONE. I guarantee you - NOONE - who has the time to post so much basic witch flatlay Costa coffee shite, online shop or frequent m&S this often can use that term, not even if they were a disco dancing fire fighter with IBS that had recently adopted 5 quadruplets.

The fact shes successfully begged for a £700 bleeping coffee machine makes me sick.

Thinks the idea of buying a coffee for a future customer is soooo lovely but can't even buy her bleeping own hahahahaha.

I know I'm adding to her ad numbers by watching but I'm too invested in the hate follow to walk away now 🫣🤭
 

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So that explains why he was in the matching pjs for an hour the other week. lol at another prompt to kiss her, why doesn’t she edit that out? Kiss mother, good boy.

she’s such an insufferable twit she’ll be back at Nero with her tripod and syrup latte within days.
 
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