Hannah Gale #20 The Little Joys Of Finding The Most Intolerable Bellend On Instagram

[kjd86]

The bag charms reel has to be satire
Or just for Tattle's benefit

 

[influencerbore]

The bag charms reel has to be satire
Or just for Tattle's benefit

So inspirational and cool

 

[Bingbong1]

Christmas jumper with cowboy boots was a choice.

 

[Lola123]

Christmas jumper with cowboy boots was a choice.

I’m on a petition for her to bring back the foreskin boots instead

 

[nlc245]

What in the school uniform is going on here

 

[Pawpaw365]

Her kid calls her Hannah Gale, like she’s some big time celeb to him? She’s so delusional it’s insane. What 4yr old talks like that about their mum?

I imagine this is bullshit. But if it isn’t, it speaks volumes that he doesn’t call her mum!

 

[ekl2000]

All those stories and a bleeping reel because of two key rings? I’ve had half a bottle of wine and still do not understand influencing.

 

[ophelia1990]

If her son has had to put 'playing snowballs with my mum' on his own Christmas list, that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

His mum, HANNAH GALE.

Yeah all the stories and reels over key rings is absolutely pathetic. She’s so obsessed with jumping on a bandwagon it’s depressing. I’ve never heard her say she liked something new just because. It’s always “so and so has it so now i have to” . Stuck in high school as usual.

 

[ekl2000]

His mum, HANNAH GALE.

Yeah all the stories and reels over key rings is absolutely pathetic. She’s so obsessed with jumping on a bandwagon it’s depressing. I’ve never heard her say she liked something new just because. It’s always “so and so has it so now i have to” . Stuck in high school as usual.

I saw this was trending so now I must try it!!
nahhh you don’t.

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

These tater tots look like they were dropped before you got them...

 

[Honeypot172]

she needs inspiration to throw on a jumper leggings and a coat?

 

[Bubblemamaa22]

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she needs inspiration to throw on a jumper leggings and a coat?

Also why does she look like she's squatting with her knees out, while she cradles that bile-coloured bag?

Also also, it's not just your boyfriend who will hate that bow-covered wreath Hannah, it's hideous.

 

[Seeemm]

Also why does she look like she's squatting with her knees out, while she cradles that bile-coloured bag?

Also also, it's not just your boyfriend who will hate that bow-covered wreath Hannah, it's hideous.

imagine being so uncomfortable in your body, you pose in ridiculous contortions to give the illusion of a thigh gap

 

[TheLastLolo]

I'm. Mortified.

Someone I know has copied the tit wreath and Hannah has shared her story about it.

 

[Loveanark]

That wreath looks like it’s been stuck at the bottom of the Christmas decoration bag, all this random tit stuck to it and she’s thought “that’s bloody lovely”

 

[Rosie_Goldie]

I think the wreath idea could look good. But doesn't. I think you need more luxury ribbon with some variety in texture and width. And proper florist style bows, not like you've just tied your shoe laces.

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

The wreath looks like one of the after shots on Nailed It - as far from the original intention as possible.

 

[Maria1212]

Knock knock who's there?
Tripod
HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Esbeepea]

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Knock knock who's there?
Tripod
HAHAHAHAHA

This is so so depressing. I'd rather starve than do this to make a living.

 

[ekl2000]

I’m calling the estate agents opposite tomorrow making an ‘enquiry’ asking if they’ve noticed the mentalist with a tripod outside laughing to herself.