Goodman Sisters #8 The Lions, The Witch & The Strawberry

What would SHE rather

  • KW in KG life and no maintenance

    Votes: 4 2.2%

  • AW & RRR Homeless So She Can Move In With KW

    Votes: 133 72.3%

  • Being Step Mum To RRR

    Votes: 19 10.3%

  • One More Night With KW

    Votes: 23 12.5%

  • Be Single With KW Money

    Votes: 26 14.1%
  • Total voters
    184
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Jellybean093 said:
My vagina has shrivelled up after admitting my new love for KW. Why have they used a photo where he looks like a bird?!
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Maybe he is a bird and that’s why he flies into the widest spaces? 🌚

#MakesSense

itsnotmereally said:
Her silence is almost like she’s been caught out being an absolute psycho.
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Dirty rat needs to delete all fan pages she has created
 
My boyfriend of SIX YEARS last night was watching the Romesh Ranganathan and Rob Beckett show where they talk to footballers and they met up with Kyle at a golfing range. Funny how he’s quite good at golf and Lauryn doesn’t push Kairo to do golf. Oh yeah because, he’s not a PROFESSIONAL golfer. Kyle comes across quite sweet and doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously 🙂 but he’s nothing special. He’s just a bloke who happens to run around a pitch, chasing after other men, kicking a ball around! It was weird watching him knowing he had sex with Lauryn and she’s obsessed with him.

Also what are Lauryn and Kairo’s mutual interests together as mum and son? What does she love football, Pele, Spanish culture? I thought she liked singing and getting people to go to clubs? Like other than herself what is she interested in, hobbies?! Does she play an instrument? I swear Kairo had a piano before and you could see he enjoyed it. I play piano and it would be something I would when I have children try and get them to learn or at least one musical instrument of their choice.

Lol random adhd thought…

Just imagine that Kyle and Annie had an argument and Kyle went to like a vending machine and he wanted a new woman and he went to choose but the machine wasn’t working because there was a woman stuck (Lauryn) and the only one you could have is her. So he nudged the machine and Lauryn dropped. It’s not the one he wanted but it will make do. He starts using it but realises that Lauryn is slightly open and has gone a bit stale, so he chucks it away in the bin never to be seen again. Lauryn is in the bin for a few weeks (she’s caught in the bottom) until a bin cleaner comes to empty the bins. She goes in the back of the truck to the rubbish dump and like Toy Story, somehow a gust of wind blows her out of the rubbish truck and whisks her away across street after street until she finds herself trapped, crunched up in the drains outside Kyle’s house where forever she will stay, disintegrating, forgotton about.


I’m sorry if that makes no sense lmao 😂 I had this random thought and got creative… maybe I should become an author? The LG coat Tales x
 
Jellybean093 said:
My vagina has shrivelled up after admitting my new love for KW. Why have they used a photo where he looks like a bird?!
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I know sometimes he looks soo good sometimes they do him dirty!!
Go look at his legs 😍🔥 it’s the legs for me


itsnotmereally said:
Her silence is almost like she’s been caught out being an absolute psycho.
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Oh she certainly has and it’s funny as fuck!! she needs to give us something new to talk about or else we will go digging up past stuff again 😂😂
The threads won’t stuff we have more than enough stuff to discuss to keep us going forever
 
Someone said the other day that she had removed the Elle Wood’s walking out of court photo. She’s canvassing for a nanny to move in her new house in feb.

Have we really got to sit thru her posting interior design shit and posing about her new house when we all know KW & Annie are the landlord and she’s never worked a fucking day in her life while making out she’s paid for it all ffs🫣🫠
 
Ladies, I think you’re all amazing and I think the world of you but FFS any of you that would have sex with Kyle PLEASE, PLEASE seek help.
You’ve developed a form of Stockholm syndrome where she makes him look decent but he really isn’t.
He cheated on Annie when they had 3 children, he slept with Lauryn probably also behind Annie’s back, he then broke lockdown rules to shag sex workers (but didn’t go back to Lauryn)
Yes he seems funny and we all feel a little sympathy for him with the way Trapaman has behaved but he slept with Lauryn 🤢 if that doesn’t put you off you need help!
 
Belleboo said:
Ladies, I think you’re all amazing and I think the world of you but FFS any of you that would have sex with Kyle PLEASE, PLEASE seek help.
You’ve developed a form of Stockholm syndrome where she makes him look decent but he really isn’t.
He cheated on Annie when they had 3 children, he slept with Lauryn probably also behind Annie’s back, he then broke lockdown rules to shag sex workers (but didn’t go back to Lauryn)
Yes he seems funny and we all feel a little sympathy for him with the way Trapaman has behaved but he slept with Lauryn 🤢 if that doesn’t put you off you need help!
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We must be the exception, I wouldn’t shag him
Not even in the dark
Not even for 8k a month
That fukin nose 🤮
I heard funny gets fanny but I’ll live 🤣
 
Belleboo said:
Ladies, I think you’re all amazing and I think the world of you but FFS any of you that would have sex with Kyle PLEASE, PLEASE seek help.
You’ve developed a form of Stockholm syndrome where she makes him look decent but he really isn’t.
He cheated on Annie when they had 3 children, he slept with Lauryn probably also behind Annie’s back, he then broke lockdown rules to shag sex workers (but didn’t go back to Lauryn)
Yes he seems funny and we all feel a little sympathy for him with the way Trapaman has behaved but he slept with Lauryn 🤢 if that doesn’t put you off you need help!
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We'll disinfect him first.

Again.

Surely Annie already has? I pomise we'd dip him in Zoflora before giving him a go.
 
My son said he looks like a koala bear and now I can't unsee it 😅😅😩

I think its the eyes 😆😆
 

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I think its not what he done I think he done next to nothing its more the mental side to it. He doesn't want her she feels rejected so she's going to chase and long for him and considering theres a child in the mix ' she ' probably has some sort of feelings due to that. She bat shit crazy to still be wearing his initials around her neck 😩😩🤢
 
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