Geordie Princess #17 The adventures of Jizzy Julie and hotel NHS

[Bluepop]

oh god
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What are they doing with the short bits where they’ve folded it through the plaits?
It’s such a mess!
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Saying she’s 10 stone now… and she’s lost 5 stone?
Surely that means she’s put weight on since she was only 9 stone last month?
She can never remember her lies!

she doesn’t even have a bed, there’s no way she has a scale to weigh herself and she’s definitely not 10 stone. I don’t get why she’s lying about her weight, we’re not blind and there’s nothing wrong with being over 10 stone.

 

[rachshin]

Does she really think that looks good on her

 

[Bluepop]

I don’t even know what to say

 

[tiktokluva]

I don’t even know what to say

It’s giving cruella deville vibes

 

[silent watcher/reader]

They’ve totally rushed the second side… there’s not as much hair and it’s so far back, they probably ran out of hair and just wanted rid of her
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[Bluepop]

It’s giving cruella deville vibes

If cruella and side show bob had a deranged love child
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They’ve totally rushed the second side… there’s not as much hair and it’s so far back, they probably ran out of hair and just wanted rid of her
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She was rushing them so much and now she’s just sat there smoking making the taxi wait

 

[silent watcher/reader]

Trying to make her nephew not get on his train all so she can get a joint off him
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She’s must of forgot about her Botox at 4 too
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I love how she says “I left John”
He eventually ran away as fast as he could and she’s heartbroken he’s not coming back
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2 minutes until he gets on the train and she’s not even out of town yet hahaha

 

[Bluepop]

You can tell how much tighter one side is compared to the other from her eyebrows, her own fault for rushing them

 

[silent watcher/reader]

You can tell how much tighter one side is compared to the other from her eyebrows, her own fault for rushing them

That’s her Botox she was on about
She knew for a fine fact the plaits would pull at her face so she’s tried saying she’s getting Botox,
Apart from she forgets her lies
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So she’s been sitting getting stoned with her Mam, Das & Nephew… how classy!

 

[guineapigmama]

Me and my boyfriend were watching a program this morning and this proper scruffy crackhead came on screen and he went ‘geordie princess’ I’ve trained him well need to get him on tattle next

 

[Sibbs82]

It’s giving bride of Frankenstein vibes for me also just seen a tiktok of her saying “I’ve moved to the leam” guess where johns from…..the leam!! (Leam Lane for none north east people)

 

[thrillerchiller]

Omg im in hysterics she looks ridiculous

 

[sassyfrassy]

FFS it’s Beetlejuice!

 

[cheesesavouryqueen]

That hair. I mean, wow.
With all the cigarettes she smokes she makes me think of Marge Simpsons sisters!

 

[twinkleunicorn]

oh god
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she doesn’t even have a bed, there’s no way she has a scale to weigh herself and she’s definitely not 10 stone. I don’t get why she’s lying about her weight, we’re not blind and there’s nothing wrong with being over 10 stone.

Is that real or a filter?

 

[sassyfrassy]

Beetlejuice is going to combust once her ciggy end or lighter latches onto that nylon hair of hers!
That shits just gonna melt.

 

[Bluepop]

Is that real or a filter?

It’s real and she seems to love it

 

[twinkleunicorn]

It’s real and she seems to love it

Oh my god that is horrific!

 

[sassyfrassy]

Ive just gotten a glimpse of her from the back, ffs lads n lasses its PREDATOR!

 

[Bluepop]

The white parts look like the insides of a pillow and it’s only day 2 dread to think what it’s going to look like in a week