Gemma Louise Miles #15 All things nice and fake, will gemma take another break?

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What does Jamie do for a ‘job’? Or is he just Gemma’s trophy wife?
I could understand her sending Noah for maybe a couple of mornings a week to get him playing with other kids etc and let her ‘work’ as she calls it. but the fact she routinely sends him when she’s doing bugger all else is madness. I think someone above hit the nail on the head. They had him for the cute insta moments but now he’s turning into a toddler they aren’t as interested. Well it’s about to get harder Gemma so buckle up! Oh and when he’s 3 he won’t let you put him in those aesthetic cream outfits. He will want to choose his own. She won’t like that 🤣 hope he wants to dress as Spider-Man
 
When she announced she was having a baby I was really shocked. They don’t seem like a couple where a child easily slots into their life at all. Which is fine as I’m the same. Me and my husband are child free as a child just wouldn’t work with our lifestyle and we’re happy that it doesn’t change. But I don’t think they thought past Jamie buying him a cute bike and Gemma thinking it was going to be like reliving her own childhood. Plus maybe extra ££ from the content shoving the camera in babies face. But it seems like they didn’t think about the realities of it all and it’s not how they expected in any way. They don’t look happy at all and seem like they’re just waiting for it to get better at each stage, it’s very strange. She can just about cope wheeling N out for pumpkin patch photos and Christmas outfits, putting him on instagram with emojis etc but the rest she seems like she’s not liking at all

You hit the nail on the head with everything, especially the bold parts.

Meanwhile people who would love to have a child seem to have problems being blessed with one, it's a shame.
 
Im baffled that two people without a job between them are sending their kid to nursery early enough for him to need to be there for breakfast.

A quick trip to primark and making one dinner and that’s her done for the week. Nice work if you can get it I suppose.
I thought exactly this. Fair enough, send Noah to nursery for a day or morning or two for socialising, but why are they taking him there early enough for breakfast and BOTH of them going??? Neither of them have proper jobs so completely unnecessary. What do they both do all day?? I take my little girl to nursery at 8am for breakfast as I have to be at work for 9am, but I certainly wouldn't take her that early if I didn't have to!
 
So they are not breaking down the wall and making an arch, but trying to do a modern farmhouse American vibe in the living room...
And instead of childprofing your home and tables, because god forbid the aesthetic is ruined with white plastic covers and things, they just gonna buy all new furniture for the living room...
She is truly insufferable.
You just know it is still gonna look bland and dark again. Of she gets another new sofa I may scream!

Also don't get why they don't put child locks on the kitchen cupboards seeing as Noah is in them all time time. She has so many toxic cleaning products it's an accident waiting to happen.
 
The panelling looked a bit dodgy to me. Around the window there was just a gap. I think his diy looks good at a distance but maybe up close not so much. Think I’ve said before she put some stories up on her cat instagram 😂 you could clearly see Jamie had painted the walls and there was big splashes of beige paint left all over the wooden skirting boards and on the floor. It looked an absolute mess was quite surprising considering her obsession with perfection

I think he just thinks he’s so great at everything diy and she’s too cheap to pay a professional
 
The panelling looked a bit dodgy to me. Around the window there was just a gap. I think his diy looks good at a distance but maybe up close not so much. Think I’ve said before she put some stories up on her cat instagram 😂 you could clearly see Jamie had painted the walls and there was big splashes of beige paint left all over the wooden skirting boards and on the floor. It looked an absolute mess was quite surprising considering her obsession with perfection

I think he just thinks he’s so great at everything diy and she’s too cheap to pay a professional

Suppose Jaime doing the DIY is how he earns his keep.
 
I watched one of her autumn vlogs on Sunday and couldn't stop laughing at the pair of them trying to pronounce potpourri! "poo purée" 😂😭 They share a single brain cell, that pair.
I know.. and how long was that extended nonsense regarding how to pronounce those words?? Struggling for content clearly with some of the nonsense and also, what's the obsession with that bloody farm shop, Worzels?? Can't they venture further out and see other places or is it too expensive to fill that massive, unnecessary vehicle they've sunk their money into the grid for??? It's all about materialistic BS for these types of people........ No practicality whatsoever. Just all for the gram 🙄
 
Just watched her newest vlog! Surprise, surprise she is banging on about xmas already...buying loads of bits in b@M when she has so much stuff already. Also she seemed really strained in the intro as if desperately trying to appear really happy...the eyes were so wide and her voice really over the top. The only time she seemed genuinely happy was when she was talking about the things she had bought. Oh and there is the annual pumpkin patch visit! It's all just for the insta posts of her in her outfit and Noah in his outfit. Imagine when he is 9/10 and doesn't want to go pumpkin picking in a cosy shacket 😄
 
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