Gemma Louise Bond aka That Belfast girl

[SoHereForTheGoss]

We don't think she's innocent and shy. We just think she's too insecure and desperate to ever find a man

She is insecure and a little bit too desperate, however she knows what she wants

Spill the tea pleeaaaaaaseee

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I've known her for years and never known her to have a boyfriend, she has always wanted one

You clearly don’t know her well enough then!

 

[Comewhinewithme]

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Aye like you have an actual ‘ex’
Someone you’ve went on 5 dates with isn’t an ex GLB
Also quit it with the stupid bleeping ‘x’ after your story posts. You’re approaching mid 30s, you’re not 21. You bleeping giant insta hun wannabe

The x is very Victoria Beckham and SJP, the both do that every post.

 

[MaryLou32]

She is insecure and a little bit too desperate, however she knows what she wants

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You clearly don’t know her well enough then!

I don’t think she’s innocent or shy. I think she’s desperate and deluded. She could be a dirty witch but that’s a separate thing. She might go after other people’s men, for all I know. She may get dates, she may have some short term relationships but from what I’ve seen, none of her relationships get any further and she is absolutely dying to hold down something long term.
She comes across as arrogant and conceited in her posts, but trying to be relatable at the same time whilst failing to realise she is not what most people aspire to be. She’s a wannabe. Desperate to be liked and be seen as a ‘cool girl’
I’ve seen her post before about hillsborough castle being her dream wedding venue and talking about her imaginary kids…there’s no issue with hoping for these things- most of us do but personally I wouldn’t post about it on SM. And I imagine to most men it might seem full on.

 

[Gossipdollxoxo]

Are we forgetting that she’s wearing luminous pink crocs, white sport socks & yellow leggings?

 

[Justherefortittle]

Are we forgetting that she’s wearing luminous pink crocs, white sport socks & yellow leggings?

That hurt my eyes so much and made me want to heave so I tried to filter it

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Are we forgetting that she’s wearing luminous pink crocs, white sport socks & yellow leggings?

An attempt to be cool or seem so aloof. So endearing

 

[Rnttfl]

"When I go to the Ivy" ah duck offfff. BT37 acting BT9

 

[Comewhinewithme]

"When I go to the Ivy" ah duck offfff. BT37 acting BT9

Seen that, thought the same, brought up on tattie dinners now eating lobster as a go to.

 

[MaryLou32]

"When I go to the Ivy" ah duck offfff. BT37 acting BT9

I was just coming here to say this.
‘Guys I’m living the dream, I go to London for work, I go to the Ivy, I love rich lady hair, do you all covet my glam lifestyle?!’
Not in the slightest GLB cos you’re a boasty, desperate, dumpy, insecure, 30 odd year old who dresses more like a 50 odd year old.

 

[honey&lemon]

Goes to Holywood for a facial. Frig off you live in Newtownabbey!

 

[Belfastgirl1985]

The ivy oh bore off its not the nineties

 

[OwtDoing]

The whispering Angel wine ffs… it’s overrated and there’s much better cheaper alternatives that are nicer. The bin man won’t even see the whispering Angel wine label ya label bleep

 

[Comewhinewithme]

The whispering Angel wine ffs… it’s overrated and there’s much better cheaper alternatives that are nicer. The bin man won’t even see the whispering Angel wine label ya label bleep

Does she even drink? I don't think I've seen the 'needed x' post with a glass poured on a Friday eve after a long work week or whatever other shite these influencers usually post.
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Goes to Holywood for a facial. Frig off you live in Newtownabbey!

I think it's free or heavily discounted #pr

 

[Belfastgirl1985]

I can't understand why she receives any pr gifts or event invites. She isn't an influencer, she might have a big following but no discernable content. You couldn't describe what her content is apart from the odd black and white photo and an odd 'flex'. Her bio says corners of my life and it really is the far reaching corners.

 

[MaryLou32]

I can't understand why she receives any pr gifts or event invites. She isn't an influencer, she might have a big following but no discernable content. You couldn't describe what her content is apart from the odd black and white photo and an odd 'flex'. Her bio says corners of my life and it really is the far reaching corners.

I dare say a lot of people follow her to eye roll at her. Her content really is absolute crap. The black and white pics are pointless, the boasting is embarrassing, I don’t think anyone cares what clothes she is wearing and what skincare she uses, her references to Samantha from sex and the city are frankly just a bit bizarre, she comes across as insincere with her fake posh voice, she wants to be relatable with all this ‘your girl’ tit but at the same time she wants to show us all she’s better than us, with her gifted stuff and treatments.
She’s just really unlikeable

 

[Saltyshaker]

She looks a lot better with the long hair!

 

[Comewhinewithme]

She looks a lot better with the long hair!

She does, and seems to have lost some weight, now she just needs to sort them eyebrows out

 

[Rnttfl]

Are we ignoring how heavily filtered and airbrushed that photo is? She doesn't look better at all, because she doesn't look like that

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Are we ignoring how heavily filtered and airbrushed that photo is? She doesn't look better at all, because she doesn't look like that

I never thought of that!

 

[SoHereForTheGoss]

She does, and seems to have lost some weight, now she just needs to sort them eyebrows out

I think it’s just angles and good hair, her hair looks good there but last time she got extensions they ended up making her look like a drag Queen.