Gabriella Lindley #94 American girlfriend's back in the States, so it's business as usual for Gabby-no-mates

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This reminds me of that time she had to fake her reaction to drinking a coffee that she clearly didn’t like but had been paid to promote. The sheer disappointment on her face that she wasn’t a good enough actress to disguise 🤣
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Of course she didn't expected gel pens in her color palette for her milestone BD :ROFLMAO:
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It's wild that these 2 people are apparently the same person 😂 It's giving "What I ordered vs what I got"

Yep, it adds up that todays one is still filmed at her mums house when she’s shown on the blog she’s back in Brighton 🥹

And hair in day 6 and 9 is literally the same

She clearly thought she'd been smart by filming them in a different order too. Bless.
 
Day 11 of her advent calendar - what a surprise, it was something she was ackchewly looking for! Because as we all know, a towelling headband takes up so much room when you’re travelling so it makes sewwww much sense to take one with her and leave it there to save taking one every time. bleeping weirdo.
 
What makes me laugh the most about the gel pen saga isn’t just that Cam got her pens, it’s that they’re loose pens in a carrier bag. Not a nice pack of pens. A gift set. Anything with thought. She’s literally gone into WH Smith at the airport or similar and grabbed a few off the rack and presented them in the bag the cashier put them in. That’s like, negative effort.
 
What makes me laugh the most about the gel pen saga isn’t just that Cam got her pens, it’s that they’re loose pens in a carrier bag. Not a nice pack of pens. A gift set. Anything with thought. She’s literally gone into WH Smith at the airport or similar and grabbed a few off the rack and presented them in the bag the cashier put them in. That’s like, negative effort.

She did that because it's Gabby's colour palette. So Cam probably thought she was creating such a thoughtful gift, and she knows Gabby's sexual fetish is her colour palette, therefore this gift was a winner in Cam's eyes.

But Gabby sees herself more as a designer bag or sunglasses girl. Should date a rich person who has more aspirations that a tiny podcast that slags off a popstar then.
 
If Cam bought her the pens because they're in her color palette and would want a gift that symbolizes that, there are other things. It's not like Gabbie is a huge stationery fan either.
 
But Gabby sees herself more as a designer bag or sunglasses girl. Should date a rich person who has more aspirations that a tiny podcast that slags off a popstar then.
One of the funniest things to come from their relationship was when Gabby said she wanted those small round Celine sunglasses that were really in this summer, and Cam said something like she was going to get her some but not from Celine lolll. I'm not recalling that in a funny way but it made me laugh so much seeing Gabby's face when Cam said that. She wanted the real deal and Cam was thinking 'I'll get her some from Costco'
 
I’m sorry I know I’m sick in the head but I can’t stop thinking about about the time they had sex it was just sewwwww good that Cam threw up after. Every time I think about it I think about it was actually cos Gabby had intimate contact with someone for the very first time in her life and doesn’t ever wash so she probably actually passed on a stommick bug. Probably also the reason Gabby is constantly sick.. hasn’t washed her hands since 1994
 
I’m sorry I know I’m sick in the head but I can’t stop thinking about about the time they had sex it was just sewwwww good that Cam threw up after. Every time I think about it I think about it was actually cos Gabby had intimate contact with someone for the very first time in her life and doesn’t ever wash so she probably actually passed on a stommick bug. Probably also the reason Gabby is constantly sick.. hasn’t washed her hands since 1994

Hasn’t she actually said she can’t wash her hands with soap or am I making this up
 
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