Gabriella Lindley #93 social media flopping, colour palette shopping

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poopettemetis said:
I think the problem with Gobby potentially joining groups is that people won't actually want to be around her lol. She's unintelligent, has no self-awareness, and 0 life experience that could be relatable to others or a conversation starter. Like she'd have to be able to carry a convo past her fave Taylor Swift song and I really don't think she could 🙃
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Exactly, she’s never had a job that required her to work with other people (collabs on YouTube and SAHG podcast don’t count), she didn’t go to uni, she’s got no passions or interests out of Taylor Swift, a few TV shows and singing, which would get stale quickly… Imagine her talking to other 30 year old “normies”?

“Hi nice to meet you”
“That reminds me of a Taylor Swift lyric”
 
I was just zoning out while cooking some bacon and a memory popped into my head of when Gabby was on one of her many diets and decided to cook bacon just for the smell and then throw it out... does anyone else remember this!? Or am I going crazy and conflating some other memory 😭

EDIT: okay I was not going crazy!
 

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Nah, it's like one of those videos where the person said they're on a diet and ordered food delivered but the delivery person "accidentally" put in a decadent burger with fries by mistake. They then reluctantly eat said burger and say it's only ok but secretly so happy they think they've tricked their audience into thinking that they only did it to avoid food waste and the delivery person is gone. She definitely ate that bacon and then some more.
 
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eelaii said:
Nah, it's like one of those videos where the person said they're on a diet and ordered food delivered but the delivery person "accidentally" put in a decadent burger with fries by mistake. They then reluctantly eat said burger and say it's only ok but secretly so happy they think they've tricked their audience into thinking that they only did it to avoid food waste and the delivery person is gone. She definitely ate that bacon and then some more.
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Amberlynn 🤣
 
It's in the latest vlog where Gobs is talking about Cam hating the waltzers and she says "Was that a troll operating the system?". Again, it's the delusion that Gabbie is far more famous than she is, enough to apparently have "trolls" in the wild who would recognise her and deliberately target her.
She's a small youtube nobody who has a small Tattle following. The chances of us "trolls" being your carnival ride operators are slim to zero - unless anyone wants to own up 😂
 
GobbyLin said:
It's in the latest vlog where Gobs is talking about Cam hating the waltzers and she says "Was that a troll operating the system?". Again, it's the delusion that Gabbie is far more famous than she is, enough to apparently have "trolls" in the wild who would recognise her and deliberately target her.
She's a small youtube nobody who has a small Tattle following. The chances of us "trolls" being your carnival ride operators are slim to zero - unless anyone wants to own up 😂
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Fine it was me, I admit it. I left my home and family and flew to Brighton and took a 4 week intensive waltzer controller qualification (it focuses heavily on yelling "scream if you wanna go faster" tbh, it could have been 2 weeks), all leading up to the one defining moment of my life where I got to....spin the waltzer Gabby and her drunk driver loser girlfriend was in at the regular speed it goes.
 
GobbyLin said:
It's in the latest vlog where Gobs is talking about Cam hating the waltzers and she says "Was that a troll operating the system?". Again, it's the delusion that Gabbie is far more famous than she is, enough to apparently have "trolls" in the wild who would recognise her and deliberately target her.
She's a small youtube nobody who has a small Tattle following. The chances of us "trolls" being your carnival ride operators are slim to zero - unless anyone wants to own up 😂
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The absurd thing is, she thinks in extremes in both directions - you're either a troll or a fan.
Every other influencer talks about their "viewers", "followers" or "subscribers". But she exclusively uses the term fan and seriously thinks a blue tick makes her a celebrity and above everyone else.
 
November_again said:
Every other influencer talks about their "viewers", "followers" or "subscribers". But she exclusively uses the term fan and seriously thinks a blue tick makes her a celebrity and above everyone else.
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Yeah this is why she never got any interests outside of youtube. After meeting Zoe at 18 or 19 and soaking up some of her internet fame, Gabby legit saw herself as a celebrity and would never make friends with anyone not involved in influencing. She didn't want to join a local musical theatre group, she really thought she should be in the west end. She called the twins social climbers when she was angry with them, meaning she saw herself as more important than them because her following was bigger and she had a Primark deal. She talked about how she really wanted to go on Celebrity Big Brother.

It's carried on into her adulthood, she still sees herself as special. She wouldn't have considered dating Cam if she didn't have a podcast, and probably lords her bigger following over Cam. But Cam only got interested in Gabby because of her following too. I bet she's suggested, even just casually, that Gabby reaches out to Zoe.
 
How many times has she now said ‘If yew didn’t know/if yewre new around here my girlfriend is American’ … what would she actually have done for content these last couple of years if Alan wasn’t in the picture.

Getting real tired of seeing her in this ugly ass T-shirt all the time, it reminds me of a company logo that a tradesman would wear when he comes to fix your toilet or something. Even for a slogan T-shirt it gives absolutely no vibes and looks stupid paired with that white skirt. Even the cropped pink Eras tour T-shirt worked better than this.
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Accionoodles said:
How many times has she now said ‘If yew didn’t know/if yewre new around here my girlfriend is American’ … what would she actually have done for content these last couple of years if Alan wasn’t in the picture.

Getting real tired of seeing her in this ugly ass T-shirt all the time, it reminds me of a company logo that a tradesman would wear when he comes to fix your toilet or something. Even for a slogan T-shirt it gives absolutely no vibes and looks stupid paired with that white skirt. Even the cropped pink Eras tour T-shirt worked better than this. View attachment 3159559 q
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It just makes me think of the sports direct mugs 😂
 
Accionoodles said:
How many times has she now said ‘If yew didn’t know/if yewre new around here my girlfriend is American’ … what would she actually have done for content these last couple of years if Alan wasn’t in the picture.

Getting real tired of seeing her in this ugly ass T-shirt all the time, it reminds me of a company logo that a tradesman would wear when he comes to fix your toilet or something. Even for a slogan T-shirt it gives absolutely no vibes and looks stupid paired with that white skirt. Even the cropped pink Eras tour T-shirt worked better than this.
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Sorry, don’t yew mean the toilet man?
 
Accionoodles said:
How many times has she now said ‘If yew didn’t know/if yewre new around here my girlfriend is American’ … what would she actually have done for content these last couple of years if Alan wasn’t in the picture.

Getting real tired of seeing her in this ugly ass T-shirt all the time, it reminds me of a company logo that a tradesman would wear when he comes to fix your toilet or something. Even for a slogan T-shirt it gives absolutely no vibes and looks stupid paired with that white skirt. Even the cropped pink Eras tour T-shirt worked better than this. View attachment 3159559 q
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That white skirt is the new blue and white spot shirt she used to live in back in the good old days
 
eelaii said:
Nah, it's like one of those videos where the person said they're on a diet and ordered food delivered but the delivery person "accidentally" put in a decadent burger with fries by mistake. They then reluctantly eat said burger and say it's only ok but secretly so happy they think they've tricked their audience into thinking that they only did it to avoid food waste and the delivery person is gone. She definitely ate that bacon and then some more.
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I actually believe this was a real event once, maybe 2016-ish? She got a massive 3-person order “by accident” and didn’t know what to do with all the food*




*she ate it.
 
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