Gabriella Lindley #85 Clapping clams, eating ham, give me free furniture, all part of Cam's plan

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It’s just wild to me they’re branding this as some gay agony aunt type podcast when the deepest interaction they seem to have with the queer community is remaining obsessed with outing a celebrity and fantasising about her life. Gabby lives in the gay capital of the UK and didn’t even go to Pride? (Not saying in order to be queer you have to go to Pride, there’s complicated feelings there!) but to brand yourself this way on a podcast in your FIRST serious queer relationship without seemingly ANY knowledge about the history of the community or the dynamics beyond butch and femme lesbians is just crazy to me.
 
I'm starting to see the relationship with Scam as one big business transaction. They don't seem to be very romantic - everything is for insta or tumblr. Gobs breaks into the EwEs (lol) gets Taylor tickets and escapes Brighton for a bit. Scam gets her podcast exposed to Gobs followers, sets up another podcast and shares her Swifty conspiracies far and wide. Gobs did over the spare rewm for Cam, who does that for a girlfriend? They'll make content until it's not convenient, break up and both profit off the scandal/ drama for a while
 
I'm listening, this kind of podcast isn't my thing anyway but it's really boring....
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In response to the toxic dad dilemma, Gabby says she relates because she completely cut out a "family member" for two years. She said she tried explaining her feelings but there was no understanding and they're talking again but the person hasn't apologised yet.
where's the advice 😂 just another excuse for her to talk about herself
 
You know when you go to the USA and the immigration officer is like ‘what is the purpose of travel, how long will you be in the US?’ I wonder if she’s lied to them or got the K1 fiancé visa/extraordinary ability visa (although only a 40 thousand get that per year and you have to be the BEST and brightest in your field to get that)

Edited to add: she could of course just be going in on the 3 month tourist visa but I feel like she shouldn’t be saying she’s ‘moving in’ to that apartment in Nashville if that’s the case.
I think Lizzy Hadfield has one of those 'extraordinary ability' visas, and she is certainly not the best and the brightest in her field...Mostly just takes tit outfit photos in NYC and London as the mood strikes. 😅

Gabriella's illustration for their podcast logo has reminded me just how terrible her design skills are. Still baffled anyone bought anything for Jewniper Mewn.
 
I'm starting to see the relationship with Scam as one big business transaction. They don't seem to be very romantic - everything is for insta or tumblr. Gobs breaks into the EwEs (lol) gets Taylor tickets and escapes Brighton for a bit. Scam gets her podcast exposed to Gobs followers, sets up another podcast and shares her Swifty conspiracies far and wide. Gobs did over the spare rewm for Cam, who does that for a girlfriend? They'll make content until it's not convenient, break up and both profit off the scandal/ drama for a while

This has been my conspiracy theory for a while!

It's very convenient she's dating someone who allows her to try a new business venture. It's very convenient that her manager helped put this together.

To me, Cam is just as much Gabby's girlfriend as those two girls from her management were her "friends".
 
So wearing the cap is Cam's way of alerting anyone sge encounters she's gay, is Gabbeh's sign the turd bun on the top of her head...? Both henious crimes against those with eyes.

Are these the subtle codes within the lesbian community? Surely there are more aesthetically pleasing ways to do it. I mean there must be, but are these the current ones in style for 2023??
As someone who's attracted to masc women, trust me I never met any who needed a cap glued on their head 24/7 to be recognized as a masc woman 😂 Cam wanting to be perceived as masc at all cost is bizarre and feels extremely forced
 
I’m actually crying why does this woman think she has any credentials to host an advice podcast

This is Beyond hilarious

ETA the 2.3 star rating already has me cracking upppp 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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A podcast? In 2023? Groundbreaking 🙄

Might sound like a witch but an “influencer” releasing a podcast reminds me of when YouTubers would bring out a book and it was like, another one, really?
For real! They're very late to the party. Podcasts are very much a trend that's been exhausted. Every person and their grandmum has a podcast these days, and most of them only ever get famous/have longevity either due to having famous guests, clout chasing behavior, and/or charismatic hosts with substantial thoughts. Since both of these women are vapid personalities with 2 braincells between them, I doubt it's going to outlast the death of podcasting, and if they did, it would be for unpleasant reasons I bet
 
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