Gabriella Lindley #81 Oh, Gabbeh.

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
emerald

emerald

VIP Member
Thread title by @Doc and a few others who wanted it to be the thread title! Honourable mention to "this thread slaps".

Recap: Gabby and girlfriend Scam are back in Brighton after the EwSA trip. They went to Cam's parents' lake house and saw Taylor Swift live in Chicagew in the worst seats in the arena. The lovers looked like twins 💀
Eras content has been promised but has yet to have surfaced.
 
Blueblue123 said:
Gabby is a strange one. She's probably gone on more flights and hikes this year to impress her girlfriend than she's ever been on trains to bond with to her family.
Click to expand...
She's already said in a Q&A that she shan't be visiting baby Jude much because the train system in the UK isn't good. Much more difficult than, you know, boarding a 7 hour flight to mooch around Costco and Walmart for 90 days.
 
Wickedtown said:
She's already said in a Q&A that she shan't be visiting baby Jude much because the train system in the UK isn't good. Much more difficult than, you know, boarding a 7 hour flight to mooch around Costco and Walmart for 90 days.
Click to expand...

She's so dramatic. The UK's train network is arguably worse than getting a flight, but not to the point where you don't see your family for months on end.

Then again, this is the same girl who pretended she thought the Covid lockdown rules were so strict that she couldn't take out the bins.
 
Imagine growing up to find out you have an Aunt you've never met and think she must live in the deep depths of Madagascar and then you find out she lives in Brighton and “UK trains are just sew tit”
Poor baby Jude, she flew further to go across states to see T Swift
 
She’s such a baby. That was probably a Tory dig about the train strikes. It’s not like she even has to worry about the cost of train travel. Quick train to London Victoria from Brighton. Tube or Uber to Liverpool St, then a train to Norwich. She’s just lazy and selfish. I used to get the train from south coast to Ipswich with two small children to see grandparents several times a year.
 
Sorry but it's selfish AF to not go somewhere because you might have to change trains a few times. What does she think most of do visiting families or friends who live a while away?

How would she even know what the UK train system is like anyway when Jane's always ferried her round like a giant baby?
 
Celery16 said:
She’s such a baby. That was probably a Tory dig about the train strikes. It’s not like she even has to worry about the cost of train travel. Quick train to London Victoria from Brighton. Tube or Uber to Liverpool St, then a train to Norwich. She’s just lazy and selfish. I used to get the train from south coast to Ipswich with two small children to see grandparents several times a year.
Click to expand...

Can even do Brighton to Cambridge, Cambridge to Norwich. But I agree so lazy it hurts.
 
ChrisMay said:
Can even do Brighton to Cambridge, Cambridge to Norwich. But I agree so lazy it hurts.
Click to expand...
I didn’t know you could get a train Brighton to Cambridge! That has transformed a work journey I need to take. Thanks.

The thread title is cracking me up.
Best not to think about Gabbeh saying “oh, Cam!”
---
ECH said:
You can't expect her to learn to drive when she believes it's impossible to see black cars at night
Click to expand...
The road is black too!
 
The baby and his parents are better of not meeting those morons any time soon.
That's just what she says because she wants Jane to drive her there.
(OR she is still insisting she's the baby GIRL of the family and baby Jude has to come all the way to Brighton to meet her)

Just rent a car and make your sugar dirtbag drive you there Gabz.
 
judgejohndeed said:
It’s absolutely bizarre that anyone would find it convincing that someone in an international LDR genuinely thinks it’s ‘too far’ to go to Norwich from Brighton. Just say you don’t give a tit and go, Gobbles.
Click to expand...

She does it with everything. She'll turn something which is a minor inconvenience to the average person into some massive obstacle that paralyses her.
 
Anotherone said:
The baby and his parents are better of not meeting those morons any time soon.
That's just what she says because she wants Jane to drive her there.
(OR she is still insisting she's the baby GIRL of the family and baby Jude has to come all the way to Brighton to meet her)

Just rent a car and make your sugar dirtbag drive you there Gabz.
Click to expand...
Tbh the baby is doomed as it’s growing up in an incredibly racist and ignorant family
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top