Gabriella Lindley #72 They tried to make me gew to reham I said new new new

What’s Gob’s exciting news?

  • Ham sponsorship

    Votes: 108 33.8%
  • Her album will finally be released

    Votes: 51 15.9%
  • Philadelphia sent her a lifetime supply

    Votes: 49 15.3%
  • She’s been accepted for more WLS

    Votes: 112 35.0%

  • Total voters
    320
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Imagine waking up with the Gabs in your profile picture looking down on you 😂 😱

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She looks like the creepy baby teletubby moon

How does she manage to pick up a few bits from Tes-COH in every second bloody vlog,
show us what she bought.. which are always 90 percent junk, yet still manage to have chocolate bars and new biscuits tins etc etc. What happened to all the Christmas taste test treats? Did her imaginary friends finish it all off??
 
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This is pretty cryptic? Is Gabby IN LEWV?
 

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What is Gabby’s latest issue with her name? I know years ago she hated Gabriella, then she hated Gabb, I can’t keep up with what she actually wants to be called? Does she like or dislike Gabbie/Gabby? She changes her mind so much, I just can’t imagine caring that much about nicknames people have for me 😂

I think it's a little less about hating her name and a little more about hating herself. Gabby/Gabbie/Gabriella is a representation of everything she doesn't like about herself - the choices she's made, the things she's said, the people she's lost because of things she's done. Just like how she doesn't like her home town - it's the place where her family fell apart, where she was bullied, where she lost friends, where boys she fancied mocked her... She has a lot to unpack and heal from! 🙃
 
How is every relationship for her still about nothing but attention?

Here's me facetiming a girl on another continent. ASK ME IF SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!
Here's me posting a cryptic picture. ASK ME IF I'M IN LOVE!
Here's me meeting a boy for a drink. ASK ME IF HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!
Here's me vaguely answering a question about relationships. ASK ME IF I'M DATING!
Here's me saying I'm the happiest I've ever been. ASK ME IF IT'S BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE!

Can she even separate the giddiness of meeting someone you like from the giddiness of the attention it will give her if she includes footage of their conversation in a vlog?
 
The way she just expects to get a significant other and expects to have children seems oddly entitled to me. She’s way too confident in her ability to just snap her fingers and get a partner. You can’t just go and like pick up a husband/wife at the mall Gabby, you have to put time and effort into relationships.

it reminds me of those reality TV shows when a really un-self-aware cast member will be like “yeah I’m just ready to settle down and get married now”… but they don’t even have a boyfriend/girlfriend, and they want to skip over the dating part.
Especially all the shit she's put her body through... be surprised if she could just get pregnant (finding a partner aside 🤣)
 
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