Gabriella Lindley #64 Salt

[Sure. name changed]

I have no recollection of gabby ever moving loads pre or post peak pandemic.

Edit to add: moving her body, not moving flats because she did do that quite a lot.

 

[CoffeeMamma]

She doesn’t stick with it I think is the problem. She doesn’t see instant results so gives up straight away!

 

[Sure. name changed]

She doesn’t stick with it I think is the problem. She doesn’t see instant results so gives up straight away!

Exactly! Like weight loss, the gym etc. Either wants an instant fix like surgery or just gives in and makes up some extravagant lie about why she couldn’t possibly ever continue.

 

[November_again]

Exactly! Like weight loss, the gym etc. Either wants an instant fix like surgery or just gives in and makes up some extravagant lie about why she couldn’t possibly ever continue.

Does anyone else remember when she tried that one diet with the pre-packaged meals that she paid hundreds for just to give it up within the first week because she didn't like the taste?

 

[Back rolls]

She did her lessons and was amazing, could do things already that she shouldn't be able to do yet, didn't need many lessons...
But then she needed to do her theory. And she can't revise, she goes into tests knowing what she knows. So she said she was gonna revise and book it.
And since then she had an epiphany that certain colour cars are invisible at night.

(I am of course being sarcastic and just saying what gabs has said verbatim)

Does anyone else remember when she tried that one diet with the pre-packaged meals that she paid hundreds for just to give it up within the first week because she didn't like the taste?

The Jane plan. A personal fave video. Watched a diet programme and had a meltdown and saw results. People lost 4st, Jane's friend lost 4st. Bought loads of prepackaged plastic food. Ate a whole day's worth of food in about 4 hours cos she got up at 2, and was still mega hungry. Didn't know if she could add bits to meals but did it anyway. Said "if you want to know one thing about me it should be" but then said it twice in the video. One was that she hated peppers. Second was that she hates plane food. Apparently it all smelt of plane food and she couldn't get over it. So Jane's friend ended up with it.

 

[November_again]

In the end, it's for the best that she'll never be able to drive. That woman is overwhelmed by everything in life and having someone like that risk people's lives by being an irresponsible and unskilled driver is the last thing anyone needs. Also, imagine the meltdown every time she has to squeeze into a tiny parking space with people honking behind her or her eye-bleeping herself in the rear view window instead of paying attention to the traffic.

 

[Doc]

Didn’t Gabzilla never used to wear a seatbelt, or did I invent that?

 

[Janewasere]

She did her lessons and was amazing, could do things already that she shouldn't be able to do yet, didn't need many lessons...
But then she needed to do her theory. And she can't revise, she goes into tests knowing what she knows. So she said she was gonna revise and book it.
And since then she had an epiphany that certain colour cars are invisible at night.

(I am of course being sarcastic and just saying what gabs has said verbatim)


The Jane plan. A personal fave video. Watched a diet programme and had a meltdown and saw results. People lost 4st, Jane's friend lost 4st. Bought loads of prepackaged plastic food. Ate a whole day's worth of food in about 4 hours cos she got up at 2, and was still mega hungry. Didn't know if she could add bits to meals but did it anyway. Said "if you want to know one thing about me it should be" but then said it twice in the video. One was that she hated peppers. Second was that she hates plane food. Apparently it all smelt of plane food and she couldn't get over it. So Jane's friend ended up with it.

I tried to find the video but no luck, can you share a link?
Edit: AS SOON as I wrote this, the next video was THE video hahaha here's a link for anyone else curious

 

[Back rolls]

I tried to find the video but no luck, can you share a link?
Edit: AS SOON as I wrote this, the next video was THE video hahaha here's a link for anyone else curious

Pretty sure she changed the name of it because she stuck to it for like 2 days

 

[Celery16]

I thought she’d been in excruciating pain and unable to eat anything for much of the pandemic because of her endowmeatriowis and diseased gallbladder.

 

[Rick9plus]

What a bleeping miserable bleep she is, so glad Han didn’t even acknowledge her reply

Hates the heat, but we all know at some point in the summer, we’ll get a close up of her freckly sun damaged bloated face on insta

 

[rosesareblue]

Well I’m 30 seconds in and she’s on about her period

 

[Janewasere]

Pretty sure she changed the name of it because she stuck to it for like 2 days

You're right! In the next vlog she talks about packing it in because it just smelled like "plane food" what ever that means

 

[Mooncalf]

Absolutely pissing myself that she made a 'my sick day' routine video with that pouty thumbnail but then denies that she likes being ill when she clearly thrives off of it

 

[poopbug]

Who has a ‘routine’ for a sick day

 

[Ugholhere]

I wish I could do a Gabbie day tomorrow instead of going into work

 

[Back rolls]

God I hate myself for knowing these videos so well

But in one of the sick day routine videos (cos I swear there's two or three, there's def one in the new flat) she says somat daft like "I never film myself when I'm sick" and it's like YOU WHAT!!?!

Also makes out she eats healthy and goes for a walk. Why would you do that when you're sick, you don't even do it when you're not?

My sick day routine (pre kids) was wallow in self pity, watch netflix, nap, have lots of baths

Edit - typo

Second edit - just watched the vlog and she says it in the first minute "I don't think I've ever vlogged when I'm not feeling well..." I swear I have a life, I just remember some stupid tit she says cos I'm like WHAT

 

[kingnelson]

I tried to find the video but no luck, can you share a link?
Edit: AS SOON as I wrote this, the next video was THE video hahaha here's a link for anyone else curious

HOWLING at this video. Why does she pretend to like things on camera she cannot help those faces she pulls. It’s the coffee farce all over again!

 

[Mrsstevens]

Why is she eating toast out of a bowl?!

 

[eelaii]

Yeah she doesn't like to vlog when she's unwell, she just posts so many instagram stories and tweets with a crying face as the sympathies roll in real time. For a vlog, she'll have to edit it and upload it when she already "feels better" so the effect isn't the same.