Gabriella Lindley #41 Hamsexual

[chunkylover53]

Decorative plants on the extractor fan OK Gaboon Plant Lady

Also really bothers me how she uses her oven for storage, and the fact she called that dalmatian container a “canister”. I wish she would give us a grand tour of inside the kitchen cupboards so we could see what’s causing the lack of storage.

 

[lira]

Honestly screaming at that screenshot of her wobbly sharpie lines on the grout, calls herself an artist but can't draw straight lines without procreate being there to help her out

 

[Sable]

“I WANT WHITE GROUT!!”

Two years later, she blackens the grout like a toddler colouring in with a Sharpie and a weak grip, going over the lines and making a mess for mummy to clean up after. She really is Matt Lucas’ character in Little Britain, the one faking being in a wheelchair. Such a spoilt brat.

The grout looks awful. It just looks like the tiles are crusted with dirt and grime. Stellar content, Gab! Good job!

I wonder if Slave Jane is rubbing her back and hand feeding her chocolate egg as we speak

Woahhhh I have many times thought she reminds me of Matt Lucas in Little Britain Glad it isn’t just me but also LOL that I’m not the only one either?!

 

[chunkylover53]

Woahhhh I have many times thought she reminds me of Matt Lucas in Little Britain Glad it isn’t just me but also LOL that I’m not the only one either?!

PLEASE can somebody photoshop Gab’s head onto Andy Pipkin’s body (and if they’re feeling generous, Jane’s onto Lou’s) with a speech bubble saying “I want white grout”

 

[Punchface]

PLEASE can somebody photoshop Gab’s head onto Andy Pipkin’s body (and if they’re feeling generous, Jane’s onto Lou’s) with a speech bubble saying “I want white grout”

The mental image is good enough, let’s be honest

 

[Lanavalentine]

It just shows how little she cooks when she uses her oven for storage and all her utensils are cheap little plastic things that look like children’s toys... and are also suspiciously pristine!

Personally I would have changed the worktop, that is something she could have done to make the room look completely different. That wooden worktop is tired and it takes a lot of looking after which Gabby definitely isn’t up to. You can get decent laminate worktops on a budget; a pure white one would have changed the space so much and made it brighter.

If she just cleared out half her bowls and mug collections and all the Starbucks cups she hoards which are no doubt filling those cupboards, she’d probably have tons of space and storage. It’s a totally normal kitchen, quite big for one person really.

 

[jackolantern]

What are the chances she’s gonna throw that envelope away

Doesn't everyone want their jewniper mewn order to come with a free print of Nelsons butthole? Probably better value than the actual prints she's flogging

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Honestly a kettle and toaster are what they are, idk why she needs such expensive ones? Yeah they look nice when matching but as long as they do the job, who cares?

Smeg are always gifting their overpriced kitchen appliances to influencers, same with that silver bin she has been mentioning. If smeg really liked her they would have given her a fridge I wouldn't waste my money on smeg now I've seen how many toasters etc. They throw at influencers, I don't want to be paying for other people's freebies etc. (Sorry to any smeg owners, they're still cute!)

Two years later, she blackens the grout like a toddler colouring in with a Sharpie and a weak grip, going over the lines and making a mess for mummy to clean up after.

That's exactly what happened

Mount a todger tho

C'mon, be reasonable.

No way would she be getting ontop.

 

[barmj]

Woahhhh I have many times thought she reminds me of Matt Lucas in Little Britain Glad it isn’t just me but also LOL that I’m not the only one either?!

PLEASE can somebody photoshop Gab’s head onto Andy Pipkin’s body (and if they’re feeling generous, Jane’s onto Lou’s) with a speech bubble saying “I want white grout”

I posted this like a month ago but it’s close enough but I’ll see what I can do

 

[chunkylover53]

Smeg are always gifting their overpriced kitchen appliances to influencers, same with that silver bin she has been mentioning. If smeg really liked her they would have given her a fridge I wouldn't waste my money on smeg now I've seen how many toasters etc. They throw at influencers, I don't want to be paying for other people's freebies etc. (Sorry to any smeg owners, they're still cute!)

That's exactly what happened

C'mon, be reasonable.

No way would she be getting ontop.

It’s the closest thing to Smeg Gaboon’s going to get

 

[Mooncalf]

I haven't watched her video but am I really imagining it correctly when you guys are saying she uses her oven for storage? Does she straight up just put tea towels in there or something? Wtf?

 

[chunkylover53]

I haven't watched her video but am I really imagining it correctly when you guys are saying she uses her oven for storage? Does she straight up just put tea towels in there or something? Wtf?

Yup you heard that right! I think I can make out some oven trays and a glass bowl in the vidiyew?

 

[BoomTimesTwo]

Also that rail she put near the dryer is totally pointless. She put mugs there that are nowhere near the coffee station thing she shoved in the other corner and utensils nowhere near the stove. Why?? That whole area is pointless

 

[lira]

Yup you heard that right! I think I can make out some oven trays and a glass bowl in the vidiyew?

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Ngl this is totally standard for South Asian households my parents didn't do it personally since we had a huge kitchen with plenty of storage, but majority of my relatives kept pans and stuff in there. I was in a house share with a South Asian live in landlord and the oven was out of use because they kept their pans in there too but Gabby has no excuse, no idea what all of her cupboards are filled with - how many mugs, bowls and tins of ham hock can you own?

 

[SpookyLumberjack]

Yup you heard that right! I think I can make out some oven trays and a glass bowl in the vidiyew?

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Very odd. Our kitchen is probably half the size of hers and we have nothing on the counter tops hanging around other than the usual kettle, fruit bowl etc, and well there's TWO of us, she must have those cupboards RAMMED with tinned food and crisps to not be able to fit more in.

Why does she need a label saying biscuits on the glass biscuit jar? In case she forgets?

The grout is bleeping shocking.

 

[Hally34]

Also that rail she put near the dryer is totally pointless. She put mugs there that are nowhere near the coffee station thing she shoved in the other corner and utensils nowhere near the stove. Why?? That whole area is pointless

Also she put the rail over the tumble dryer. Can you imagine the rattling when the dryer is on!

 

[barmj]

Here it is! Disclaimer: not an artist

 

[ECH]

Yup you heard that right! I think I can make out some oven trays and a glass bowl in the vidiyew?

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I can understand keeping oven trays in there (we do, it just makes it easier and saves a cupboard) but yeah there's definitely what looks like pyrex dishes in that bottom oven.

 

[Thatlittleone]

I’m so confused with what she has in her cupboards if she has no space. I have an open plan kitchen/diner/living room and have a total of 5 cupboards for all my food/pots & pans/ crockery and mugs etc. And yet other than a coffee machine we have NOTHING on the sides or stored in the oven. She probably has a cupboard just for chewna. Then of course she will have one for crisps. One for the chocolate she definitely doesn’t ever eat. One for bread. One is probably filled with all the old diet shakes/meals she was using years ago too.

 

[judgejohndeed]

She is a huge food hoarder. I remember all the convos we had about her having like 6 different kinds of cereal. I bet she has at least one whole cupboard for crisps. Then she had all those clear containers with pasta, rice etc in didn’t she (not that she ever seems to eat those at all).