Gabriella Lindley #39 Can buy friends, can buy bots, but nobody forgets what she did in a box

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RateItOutOfTen said:
Oh god i see her new spring collection will be as uncreative as usual (the stickers on her laptop)

‘Spread happiness’
‘Treat people with kindness’
‘Every day is a fresh start’
‘Be the..’ (im guessing something along the lines of ‘be the change you want see’ or something along those lines) 🥱🥱
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"Spread misery"
"Treat people like they're a box to tit in"
"Every day is a stagnant waft of the same old thing"
"Be the same as the world is the problem, not you"

Fixed them to be more authentic, Gobs. 🥺
 
It’s so cute she’s pretending Jane didn’t just feed her chocolates and give her whatever she wanted on demand. There’s a reason you weren’t a small child Gab.

I still don’t understand how she’s so self unaware about how disgustingly dirty she is. Not messy Gabby, DIRTY. Mess is a few rinsed dishes in the sink from breakfast and yesterday’s clothes on the floor and a few things you’re working on hanging around in the lounge room. Dirty is crusty old dishes from god knows when, kitty little hoards, piles of junk everywhere.. ya know like YOUR house.

Also if you weren’t so bleeping dumb, you could have bought a couple of little properties close to home to rent out by now and used the profits to do up your *DrEaM* place by now with the absolutely ridiculous rent money you’ve spent on places way bigger than you needed. Where are all your designer bags now by the way?
 
alwayslurkin said:
The tragic part is he'd rather play cricket than spend her birthday with her, which she clearly would have loved 😭 nah that's just sad
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Why couldn't he have met her after for a birthday meal? Maybe even some smoochies if he really was her surely He would have wanted to see her, to make an effort on her bday if all days???

Smells fishy. She was pied off. Embarrassing :oops:
 
Swipeupyouguys said:
Why couldn't he have met her after for a birthday meal? Maybe even some smoochies if he really was her surely He would have wanted to see her, to make an effort on her bday if all days???

Smells fishy. She was pied off. Embarrassing :oops:
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She was pied off by someone who doesn't exist. Even more tragic! Even Gabs' imaginary boyfriend doesn't want to be around her.
 
Good morning everyone
Whatever happens today, remember you're human and not a thumb (like some) 😂

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I know this has been said her before, but if she finds food so triggering, she should really stop posting her plates and snacks. Or perhaps she finds healthy food triggering? I know “food is fuel” but that fuel shouldn’t be beige constantly. When was the last time she posted fruit?
 
xoxo_a said:
I know this has been said her before, but if she finds food so triggering, she should really stop posting her plates and snacks. Or perhaps she finds healthy food triggering? I know “food is fuel” but that fuel shouldn’t be beige constantly. When was the last time she posted fruit?
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It’s only triggering if she didn’t post it and therefore doesn’t expect it. She doesn’t provide the same courtesy to others, of course. That would require a degree of self awareness!
 
xoxo_a said:
I know this has been said her before, but if she finds food so triggering, she should really stop posting her plates and snacks. Or perhaps she finds healthy food triggering? I know “food is fuel” but that fuel shouldn’t be beige constantly. When was the last time she posted fruit?
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Fewl! Food is fewl, and bodys👏need👏fewl👏
sew Gabby logic here, if you choose food you like such as ham hock, Quavers, lasagna bathwater or spaghetti hoops garnished with a pound of cheese drenching a packet of deep fried penne pasta, yadda yadda yadda could list all the foods but but time constraints won't allow, sew, then your body just gets the fewl it needs from tastyness rather than vile ness foods like i dunno, steamed vegetables, and lentils. Urgh!

I recall she used to roughly dice up a punnet strawberries before liberally sprinkling them with sugar. First time I'd ever seen anyone doing this, sugar ontop Of one of the sweetest berries around.. I also learnt that the way to deep fry chips at home was to emerge the potatoes in a pint of extra virgin olive oil before pouring it down the drain. I've learnt so much.

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Swipeupyouguys said:
Fewl! Food is fewl, and bodys👏need👏fewl👏
sew Gabby logic here, if you choose food you like such as ham hock, Quavers, lasagna bathwater or spaghetti hoops garnished with a pound of cheese drenching a packet of deep fried penne pasta, yadda yadda yadda could list all the foods but but time constraints won't allow, sew, then your body just gets the fewl it needs from tastyness rather than vile ness foods like i dunno, steamed vegetables, and lentils. Urgh!

I recall she used to roughly dice up a punnet strawberries before liberally sprinkling them with sugar. First time I'd ever seen anyone doing this, sugar ontop Of one of the sweetest berries around.. I also learnt that the way to deep fry chips at home was to emerge the potatoes in a pint of extra virgin olive oil before pouring it down the drain. I've learnt so much.

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Hahaha we'd all be healthy old fecks if we followed Gob's diet eh.
 
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