Gabriella Lindley #33 Bl0cked! The Loosical - a Gabulous Story of Little Miss Pooinabox

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Don’t even get me started on this girls armchair politics, it’s near enough radio silence on the horrific UK issues we have but as soon as something goes on in America she pipes up like it’s nobodies business. Gabby, if you’re going to speak up about politics, that’s great, we all should, but please educate yourself first, you have such a big platform which could really make a difference, one that goes beyond the big orange man :(
 
Randomlyorange said:
So many great loosical titles but this one from @Sanctified had the most likes... edited for the swear word haha.

Sooo our independent darling child small business owner Gabriella Lindley of Juniper Moon previously known as velvetgh0st of Thurgoland has been up to a lot lately:
  • After her endew op she had the worst period ever, contradicted by calling it a breeze
  • Slept in bed with her mum who made her toast at 2am
  • Endew wewnd got infected, scruffy witch
  • Revelation that she sang in the toilets while skipping PE at school, prompted many mewsical numbers from tattlers
  • Threatened to call the police on people socialising
  • Her New Year’s countdown kiss was with a pot noodle
  • Said she’s going on a date when they’re both vaccinated, cue the gab wedding in 2050
  • Video of her falling down the stairs did the rounds on tiktok, comments mainly about shitboxgate and her elbowing Jewniper Jane/ Philip Schofield
  • More bleeping shelves and yewnits
  • More crappy stickers
  • Gone into lockdown still eating like tit, wearing mask incorrectly, being rewd, with no friends and is still recording the long awaited album
Link to her ailments list and shitboxgate:
https://tattle.life/wiki/gabriella-lindley

Continue below scummy trolls... but remember bE KiNd x
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Wewnd stop it 😂😂😂
 
It's the 'crazy people with guns' thing that annoyed me. I don't agree with owning guns, but tbh I'm not American so I don't have a say in what another country decides to do. She's, once again, generalising an entire population as gun toting psychos. I'm sure there are gun owners who are incredibly nice people who are responsible. We unfortunately just hear more about the noisy minority.

And besides, the UK has it's share of 'crazy people with guns' too. She needs to stfu.
 
Gabby - “I am lasagne sewp”
 

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BoomTimesTwo said:
What is it with the recent sticker trend anyway? Do adults really buy this stuff and I am just out of touch because I’m 30 plus? I remember having a sticker collection when I was little and I used to put all kinds of different ones in an album in their sheets but I was like, 7 and they were actual things like scratch and sniff or animal ones lol. What the eff would anyone stick those crappy things on
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I’m 34 and bought myself and some friends stickers in the shape of Purell bottles with “Pur-hell” written on them. BECAUSE IT’S HILARIOUS. Would I ever buy Gobby’s stickers for my 30+ year old friends HELLLLLLLLLLLL NO.
 
IrishName said:
NYC would eat her up and spit her out within a fortnight.
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This would be a great series for her to vlog though.
runforitmarty said:
When I was in Central Park I got called a head for absolutely no reason lol. Gobby wouldn't last 10 minutes
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Omg that was clearly just a jealouz haterrr, i hope you told your Mum / loiywer.

Randomlyorange said:
The little ham muncher only wanted to move to NY cos she thought her life would be like Friends! Actually pathetic
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Well she'd be Monica, her brother is Ross he has his Rachel who Gabby will be friends with (brace yourself George's gf) and soon het best mate Hobby will propose marriage and feed her han everyday lieu of fornication.

Sanctified said:
It's the 'crazy people with guns' thing that annoyed me. I don't agree with owning guns, but tbh I'm not American so I don't have a say in what another country decides to do. She's, once again, generalising an entire population as gun toting psychos. I'm sure there are gun owners who are incredibly nice people who are responsible. We unfortunately just hear more about the noisy minority.

And besides, the UK has it's share of 'crazy people with guns' too. She needs to stfu.
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Part of American culture in many states. She's always running her mouth.
scoobie said:
At least one member of the Lindley/Longbottom family actually has some brain cells

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Has he done a 180?
Was he always different from his Father and little sister? Or is he just parroting what he thinks is the right thing to say or what his gf thinks to make sure he's in her good graces and not made to sleep on the pink velvet sofa ???
 
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Swipeupyouguys said:
This would be a great series for her to vlog though.

Omg that was clearly just a jealouz haterrr, i hope you told your Mum / loiywer.


Well she'd be Monica, her brother is Ross he has his Rachel who Gabby will be friends with (brace yourself George's gf) and soon het best mate Hobby will propose marriage and feed her han everyday lieu of fornication.


Part of American culture in many states. She's always running her mouth.

Has he done a 180?
Was he always different from his Father and little sister? Or is he just parroting what he thinks is the right thing to say or what his gf thinks to make sure he's in her good graces and not made to sleep on the pink velvet sofa ???
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He's called Gobs out from time to time. He's still a bit of an idiot, but he's a lot more tolerable
 
Why is she first to jump in on American politics but doesn't make a peep for 4 years about brexit, to my knowledge hasn't commented once about Boris Johnson ... just shut up, you're the bleeping joke because the only time you ever open your piehole about something is when you think you can get a few retweets and feel better about your own crappy morals gob

and her "as an outsider, we're all baffled" .. she bloody loves a hyperbole doesn't she? Does she not realise there's right wing nutjobs in the UK as well?
 
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Sanctified said:
He's called Gobs out from time to time. He's still a bit of an idiot, but he's a lot more tolerable
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I think the difference is he is outspoken and can be a knob but he isn’t an out right miserable knob who takes responsibility for himself.. ie. look at his weight loss journey compared to his sisters. Then again it’s way way harder for her cos she has EndoWwWw and her periods FORCE her to eat all the crap she can possibly get her hands on. It’s not HER fault she can’t lose weight, it’s cos she’s a woman
 
BoomTimesTwo said:
I think the difference is he is outspoken and can be a knob but he isn’t an out right miserable knob who takes responsibility for himself.. ie. look at his weight loss journey compared to his sisters. Then again it’s way way harder for her cos she has EndoWwWw and her periods FORCE her to eat all the crap she can possibly get her hands on. It’s not HER fault she can’t lose weight, it’s cos she’s a woman
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Yeah exactly, from what I've seen George comes across as a little bit uneducated on certain topics but he would accept if he was wrong or at least stand down. Gobby would double down on her stupidity because she's never wrong, the entire world is just out to victimise her of course.
 
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