Gabriella Lindley #33 Bl0cked! The Loosical - a Gabulous Story of Little Miss Pooinabox

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ktypage said:
*tw pregnancy loss*

Where the duck was the miscarriage TW then?
Why is she so intent on telling people that pictures or even mentions of food trigger her yet is able to randomly slip in a story about miscarriage and not feel the need to warn people :( I was not ready for that.

Sorry, coming from someone extremely raw from a pretty horrific miscarriage recently and doing my best at the moment just to try and avoid posts about it. I’ve been debating it for a while but it’s a definite unfollow from me.
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Completely empathetic behaviour. More like erm, pathetic! All of the hugs for you 💐💐
 
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her product descriptions kill me every time 😭 how crap is her basic grasp of English, "take over" is not the right wording for the first sentence. And "like nars packaging"? It's just unprofessional surely, watch out gobs or nars might be the one taking you for a day in court instead 😉 and why! So many! Exclamation points! Like yippee I'm doing jumps for joy, backflips and cartwheels because my £3 card includes an envelope
 
planetjupiter said:
We launched early lol. You wouldn’t have launched early if people didn’t tell you that you should! 😂 Also, a sticker for a Valentine’s Day gift? 😳

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Not that I would consider buying one of her pathetic attempts at graphic design but surely only having cards for people who have cats/dogs is limiting your customer base? What if someone doesn't have any pets? She's so thick (and I don't mean fat Gobby, I mean you're a literal bleeping idiot)
 
Wickedtown said:
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her product descriptions kill me every time 😭 how crap is her basic grasp of English, "take over" is not the right wording for the first sentence. And "like nars packaging"? It's just unprofessional surely, watch out gobs or nars might be the one taking you for a day in court instead 😉 and why! So many! Exclamation points! Like yippee I'm doing jumps for joy, backflips and cartwheels because my £3 card includes an envelope
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Omg she doesnt even know what the finish of the card is called and she mentions another brand in the process
Who let this girl open a shop😭😭😭

planetjupiter said:
We launched early lol. You wouldn’t have launched early if people didn’t tell you that you should! 😂 Also, a sticker for a Valentine’s Day gift? 😳

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looks like Gobs forgot about her ‘not valentines’ valentines print “Love is all around’ , honestly watching an actual car crash
 
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snowfairy17 said:
Lads I worked out the reason she doesn’t understand the concept of timing when she launches a product

1) she doesn’t leave the house to go to the sewpermarket enough. She always got tescew delivered to her house before and whenever she’s gone to the shop by herself she’s barricaded herself in the gravy aisle and cried

2) she’s never worked a proper job. Speaks for itself really. Stock rotation? What is that?
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I actually think it’s really selfish that she gets her fuel💪🏻🤪 food delivered. We all know delivery slots have been hard to come by these past few months, it’s selfish for her to take them rather than leave them for people who are shielding or disabled and genuinely can’t get out to the shops. (And no gabby, you do not fit this category even though you had an ✨operashun✨)
 
SpookyLumberjack said:
I went to look at her shop site and typed in: "Jewnip-" and caught myself and cackled. My brain really does spell it like that now.

Imagine spending £3.20 on 1 sticker including P&P though.
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mhmm about the equivalent of trade cost for what free school meals kids are receiving food wise for the WEEK. There’s a big story about that in the news today.

It is scandalous when you think of it in those terms. She is so bloody privileged and out of touch it knocks me sick.
 
Wickedtown said:
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her product descriptions kill me every time 😭 how crap is her basic grasp of English, "take over" is not the right wording for the first sentence. And "like nars packaging"? It's just unprofessional surely, watch out gobs or nars might be the one taking you for a day in court instead 😉 and why! So many! Exclamation points! Like yippee I'm doing jumps for joy, backflips and cartwheels because my £3 card includes an envelope
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What about us poor peasants that have never bought Nars and therefore don't know what the finish is 😂 not everyone is a bewty gewrew Gabs.
 
How did she actually read this and think yep that's sounds good and professional?!

"Our cards are printed on card with a lovely velvet feel (like Nars packaging!) and finished with gold foil."

I'm all for brands having a casual tone of voice and they don't need to be formal all the time but she literally can't even describe her products effectively. Blows my mind.
 
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