Gabriella Lindley #33 Bl0cked! The Loosical - a Gabulous Story of Little Miss Pooinabox

[lira]

I did don't you worry. Been called to a disciplinary but I will surely win because I'm due my period and they are bullying me. My boss is sew sew sew mean.

I hope yew have your lawyuh involved!

 

[IrishName]

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I just find it funny that for someone who is so “triggered” by food and all the “constant hate” she gets for it, she sure does love continuing to share - at her own free will - all the tit she eats...

YOU SHOULD CUT DOWN ON YOUR PORKLIFE MATE.

Honestly she is going to do some serious damage to several organs with the amount of pork she consumes.

 

[planetjupiter]

Remember when she used to eat bacon and tinned tomatoes every day for breakfast

 

[Amandaleigh]

I like mayo but that’s a lot of mayo.

I thought she said she was going to be sharing less online from now on? Obv not.

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Remember when she used to eat bacon and tinned tomatoes every day for breakfast

While also claiming she hated tomatoes lol

 

[Sanctified]

While also claiming she hated tomatoes lol

She tried to seem sew qwerky with that 'I hate tomatoes, but love tinned tomatoes. Is ThAt JuSt MeEe?'

 

[BathingInTheNeon]

Makes no sense especially for someone who said it's so triggering for her to post food. What the hell else does she eat that she doesn't show us?

My eating isn't the best either but i just recently changed that and implemented healthier eating options. I have greens and fruit! No pork though, sorry Gabs.

 

[FlimityFlamity]

How to act like Gabboon:
- flare nostrils 👁👁
- look to side ⬅
- put greasy hair in turd bun ➡
- emphasise rubbery lips

-take selfies while on the toilet

 

[judgejohndeed]

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I just find it funny that for someone who is so “triggered” by food and all the “constant hate” she gets for it, she sure does love continuing to share - at her own free will - all the tit she eats...

This looks like the part in that old Supersize vs Superskinny show when they put all the food each participant usually eats during the week in the big tubes all mashed up. Except it's not going on a plate for someone to eat.
Also - love how Gabby just has to show us this sew tiny meal, 2 bacon rashers, a few bits of potato and some salad. Except it's obvious that's not all she's having. She must be a serious secret eater.

 

[Thatlongtimelurker]

I just find it funny that for someone who is so “triggered” by food and all the “constant hate” she gets for it, she sure does love continuing to share - at her own free will - all the tit she eats...

I really dont understand this about Gabby. She will not post her real face and instead facetunes herself to death to look like a generic instababe, but she will gladly show us her nasty plates full of beige food. Surely she has been on the internet long enough to see what all the other influencers post when they post their food?

 

[Celery16]

If that stuff is all just about to go out of date, what’s she been eating in the meantime?

 

[hrh89]

Oh PLEASE she’s back on the “stay home” bullshit again. IKEA and M&S food shops are essential though

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

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I just find it funny that for someone who is so “triggered” by food and all the “constant hate” she gets for it, she sure does love continuing to share - at her own free will - all the tit she eats...

I don't eat it but doesn't bacon last forever? And where is the salad - Does she mean cheese, onion and extra sugary pickled beetroots per chance?

 

[Alrighthunxo]

I know a Jane woman who drove 6 HOURS (according to Gabby)

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

If that stuff is all just about to go out of date, what’s she been eating in the meantime?

Hmmmmm. I would guess, McDonald's katsu nugs from ubereats, Domino's extra large extra meaty extra cheesey things plus that Indian fav of hers where she picks out the main ingredients and eats only the sauce and rice with naan. For a wholesome home cooked meal the tinned hoops on soggy penne pasta with a block of grated (lowest strength) cheddar.

Why not try it!

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Hmmmmm. I would guess, McDonald's katsu nugs from ubereats, Domino's extra large extra meaty extra cheesey things plus that Indian fav of hers where she picks out the main ingredients and eats only the sauce and rice with naan. For a wholesome home cooked meal the tinned hoops on soggy penne pasta with a block of grated (lowest strength) cheddar.

Why not try it!

All served with a lovely shot of Pepto Bismol and a dessert of Buscopan

 

[judgejohndeed]

Hmmmmm. I would guess, McDonald's katsu nugs from ubereats, Domino's extra large extra meaty extra cheesey things plus that Indian fav of hers where she picks out the main ingredients and eats only the sauce and rice with naan. For a wholesome home cooked meal the tinned hoops on soggy penne pasta with a block of grated (lowest strength) cheddar.

Why not try it!

Don't forget that bumper sized bag of crisps (???) that Jane got her as a Christmas present

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Dear Gabboon,
Are you being intentionally thick?
You went and sat in Starbucks and “worked” for half a bleeping day during Wave One for no reason. Don’t act like you’ve made even a single sacrifice.

 

[judgejohndeed]

Dear Gabboon,
Are you being intentionally thick?
You went and sat in Starbucks and “worked” for half a bleeping day during Wave One for no reason. Don’t act like you’ve made even a single sacrifice.
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You can’t see any friends if you literally do not have any Gabbage please get down from the moral high horse

 

[freshgossip5]

Dear Gabboon,
Are you being intentionally thick?
You went and sat in Starbucks and “worked” for half a bleeping day during Wave One for no reason. Don’t act like you’ve made even a single sacrifice.
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But gabby the pandemic started in late March? Why didn’t you see any friends in February? Just because they don’t exist they’re all in london right?