Gabriella Lindley #28 Monika’s collecshun is my inspirashun. Did I mention my operashun?

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Omg I can't get over how uneducated but arrogant she is! No gabby you don't have a "good washing machine" every machine has a 30 minute cycle but that's for putting on a small quick loads for something thats not very dirty. Not the sheets you fester in. Sheets should be washed on 40 or 60 degrees to kill all the bacteria and clean them properly. Does she not realise a standard wash cycle for something like that is like 2.5 hours? I can rarely be bothered with that though so put them on a fast cycle which is still an hour and a half most of the time! Someone get this girl a crash course in basic cleanliness please
 
Might have to make a Nellies Predicament 3 just so nellie can say morning bleep while he’s knee deep in 30 degree washing
Can predicament 4 include Nelly forcibly pushing her into the shower? Because if he went in there, that's the only reason why 🤣

Congratulations Gabby! You sold out of the magic tote bag after a mere 54 days 😍
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She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before,
She saves her kitty litter because she's on the top floor,
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.
The way she washes bedding at 30 and no more,
Leaves all of her clothes on the bidet or the floor,
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.
Damn she's a dirty witch, a dirty witch, damn she's a dirty witch, dayum girl.
You win 👏👏
 
They probably do dislike her.. she probably rocks up at 4:45, loudly declaring to anyone else in the line that she’s a smol business ewner so she should be served first, it’s a necessity!!
Actually she’s probably just embarrassed to take a taxi or an Uber six feet down the road and expose her laziness so goes to the next one.
 
How ridiculous, the post office staff won't care how many parcels somebody has as business is business. They will care, however, about a bad attitude, moaning and having to serve somebody who smells bad. I reckon Gabby falls under at least one of those criteria.
Does she think she’s the only person that goes to the post office with more than an average amount of parcels? I bet she thinks she’s a boss babe marching in there with all her crappy parcels and gives them a smug grin while she tells them how well her small business is doing, even though it’s not 🤣 and I bet the post office staff laugh at her because the amount of parcels she’s posting is duck all compared to some people with an actual successful business 😂😂😂
 
✨ things in my Gabbie house that just make sense ✨

The piles of bin bags filled with nellies smelly cat litter
The plate on top of the bin
The brushes I keep on the side of my bath to clean with
The random turtle that I filled with SD cards
The many many shelves
The office from which I operate my failing business
The windows that never open
 
OK please don't banish me but I wash literally everything at 30 degrees for 30mins wtf I thought everyone did 😭😭

Whats the normal temp and cycle to use 😳😳😳

If energy is of concern, washing in cold water is best. For bedding, higher temps kills bacteria, but there are a bunch of additives you can add to do the same. Anything synthetic (Lycra, polyester, spandex, etc) should be washed in cold water to extend the life.
 
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she sounds deranged. Gabby and the voices in her head. Gabby and her mum. Gabby and her cat. I don't understand why she doesn't just use I.

And honestly I don't think jewniper mewn will ever grow enough to move out of the spare room 🤷‍♀️ she's just going to hoard more and more stock

what do you guys mean?! she will just take nelly and sleep on the couch their. head back home for her weekly shower whilst all the NOISE and mean people leave her alone from her flat... then 2 months later her studio neighbors are MEAN MEAN MEAN Bullies to her, who looked at her outside once when she took out the 6 days of cat poop and rubbish shes been collecting. They might even look near her while shes outside, bullies. DON'T THEY KNOW SHE OWNS HER OWN DREAM FLAT, its so amazing she has renovated it 39858748 times. Plus if she gets a studio that at least 8 or 9 more ikea shipments to complain about. Good content creations.
 
She’s the one that chose to move 230 miles away from her “best friend” aka Jane, and now she’s moaning that she’s depressed, when all she has to do is move back up north near to her mum, who she only seems to be happy when shes with her. But the stubborn witch refuses to give up the Zoella dream and is still clinging on to a place she has no reason to be, and she doesn’t leave her stinking hovel anyway, so makes no difference where she lives. I think she sees it as going backwards by moving back up north, and of course she’s so much better than us northerners now. Stuck up bleep! How she thinks anyone is jealous of her or her life, I don’t know. She might have a flat and money in the bank, but it’s pretty pointless if you’re still miserable and have duck all else. She might as well be skint and living in a council flat for all the good her money is doing her.
 
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