Gabriella Lindley #28 Monika’s collecshun is my inspirashun. Did I mention my operashun?

[Anotherone]

No matter the size, that IS a christmas tree duh.

And about that convo, she has always wanted to be the one that suffers the most, the one that gets most death threats, she wants to be the queen victim and rule us all

(she is SEW sew stewpid that instead of feeling angry at her today, I feel amused by her stupidity)

 

[Holldoll22]

She keeps saying she doesn't have a tree,but she technically has 3 on her mantelpiece

Exactly! Yes she’s not got a big tree but she’s actually got multiple Christmas trees?!

 

[IrishName]

Gabriella Lindley #29 Oh Christmas tree, no Christmas tree, Gabby’s got NO Christmas tree

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Gabriella Lindley #29 Regifting tit she got for free, “Pity me and my lack of Christmas trees”

 

[snowfairy17]

What is that thing she’s using to remove her nail polish with

 

[EmCheese]

Someone needs to tell her she doesn’t look attractive when she does this weird face / head thing. She does it all the time and looks like a weird moon

Also WHY won’t she side part her hair and get a side fringe to soften that ENORMOUS forehead?!

 

[judgejohndeed]

Someone needs to tell her she doesn’t look attractive when she does this weird face / head thing. She does it all the time and looks like a weird moon

Also WHY won’t she side part her hair and get a side fringe to soften that ENORMOUS forehead?!

All I see when I look at her face at this angle is a butternut squash

 

[Sure. name changed]

What is that thing she’s using to remove her nail polish with

Is that... a tea towel? How can someone with so many things not use any of the things correctly.

 

[Milliemilmil]

A bleeping TEA TOWEL FOR THE NAIL VARNISH????

I am dead this is the best thing yet

 

[Bexlouell]

What is that thing she’s using to remove her nail polish with

Na shes taking the piss out of us

 

[Celery16]

The nail polish in the advent calendar just happened to be a colour that matches her jumper exactly - a jumper she has never worn before, which as we know is MOST unlike Gobbie. Jane didn’t send her the advent calendar, she made it herself.

These TikTok advent videos are such hard work for her, she’s getting dressed and putting makeup on every day for them.

 

[judgejohndeed]

“I don’t have a tree this year” Gabby I don’t know how to tell you this but that is a tree and there are 2 of them! Is she okay?!

 

[Fillyjonk]

Gabriella Lindley #29 She won't have a tree and condemns celebration, she'll tell us with glee about her operashun

Also yeah, I'm sure the many homeless people living in Brighton & Hove are loving it, you tone deaf bollockspouter.

 

[IrishName]

All I see when I look at her face at this angle is a butternut squash

Dammit, I was just about to make butternut squash soup.

 

[Alexandra876]

Na shes taking the piss out of us

She'll be using it to wipe her arse next!

 

[IrishName]

She'll be using it to wipe her arse next!

That’s what bedsheets are for.

EDIT: AFTER SHITTING IN A BOX

 

[Anotherone]

From 22:51 to 23:00 Pleaseee watch those few seconds, you won't regret it

 

[peagreen]

Gabriella Lindley #29 won’t put up a tree, gets coffee for free, regifted the pods look at the size of that fod!

 

[IrishName]

From 22:51 to 23:00 Pleaseee watch those few seconds, you won't regret it

Did he half say/half laugh “Gabby” after she said “shat in the box”. I’m sure he didn’t but it does sound a bit like it and I’ll take any amusement anywhere I can find it, being back on isolation with my kid for the THIRD TIME since September.

 

[Artaud]

I’m more surprised Gabs is still happy playing shop. We all know how inherently lazy she is, I thought she would have got bored after the first collection. I wonder if she’s actually calculated her profit margins? Is she suddenly going to realise the effort of packing and posting a £2 sticker is below her? With the amount of storage and furniture she keeps buying I doubt she’s even made an actual profit so far.