Gabriella Lindley #28 Monika’s collecshun is my inspirashun. Did I mention my operashun?

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mindlessness said:
All this washing machine talk had me pulling out the manual for mine! One thing it reminded me of is that if you are doing a short/quick wash cycle, there shouldn't be a full load in the machine (i.e. my my washing machine with an 8kg capacity recommends only 4kg of in a quick wash). That makes sense to get the maximum cleaning benefits in the time frame. I think we can all agree a quick wash probably can't handle a full load of bedding Gabriella sleeps on...

For the sake of adding to this fun survey of all our different laundry choices: I normally run an 'Everyday' 1hr wash, 30 degrees, with a detergent designed for cold washes. Sanitiser and Softener get added when I wash sheets, and just sanitiser for towels (softener makes them less absorbent I find?). After hanging the stuff than can't go in the dryer and chucking everything else in the dryer I end up with a clean laundry basket of clothes for at least a week. My inability to put away laundry is my worst housekeeping habit :ROFLMAO:
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You are correct about the softener! It leaves a coating on the material making it less absorbent. Also why you shouldn’t use softener on work out clothes 😂
 
holosexual said:
odd place to have a coffee machine... in her bedroom. 🥴
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Yeah!! Like I kept my coffee machine in my bedroom at uni in a houseshare (not because I mind sharing but one of my housemates was weird and prone to breaking things that werent his 🙄) but when you have the whole flat to yourself why on earth would you want it in your bedroom?! Is she so lazy she won’t walk 30 seconds to the kitchen? I will never understand this woman.
 
2 things.

1. is her hair going white/grey?
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Doesnt even look like she took a sip? Usually when you drink coffee it’ll stain or drip back a little bit of coffee when you’ve had a sip and hers is squeaky clean? Or am I overthinking all this 😅 long day at work.....

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Rubadubdub said:
Can someone edit the video to that song that people use when they know they ended up? The song goes like "oh no, oh no, oh no no no no" and zooms in on that face?
Soz I am horrendous at all things "hip" 😂



In case you haven't seen it!
Also, she clearly doesn't realise it makes espresso sized coffees because she rammed that elephant leg of a coffee cup under the poor wee machine and then took a sip from the 3/4 empty cup saying how she'd like to get a milk frother too -_-
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"Elephant leg of a coffee cup" has just had me almost spitting out my coffee 😂. Did anyone else notice a change in her voice on the Nespresso Tik Tok? It sounded like she was going for a calming, low, kinda sultry voice that seems to be used on many TikTok voiceovers... (All it did was make me roll my eyes and almost throw up so, clearly, the opposite effect of her intentions).
 
Blueblue123 said:
I'm sure she packed that order for tiktok purposes. As packing inspo or something. I refuse to believe that's an actual order. I can't remember her prices or all the items but it looked to be at least £50 worth.
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As the Gabatrons unofficial stock taker I can confirm this order was faked for tik tok purposes only. She hasn't had a single order that has sold all 15 of those items in one go as she has gone days without selling a single one of some of the products shown in the video.

a few other things that confirmed it for me before i even checked were that:

1. the stock on the thumbnail doesn't match what she showed in the video. In the tik tok she showed herself packing 3 of her pins (Coffee, Cat and Ghost) but for some reason the thumbnail shows the celeste pin in the box as well

2. the way she is showcasing all of her products to the camera is clearly just to advertise her crap

3. when she packs the stickers in the envelope she puts the cup of tea, snow globe and mittens stickers in (along with a few others) as if they have been bought 'individually' and no one in their right minds would buy them individually when you can buy them in a pack for cheaper, which as she has already shown us are kept in a white pack/envelope

4. ain't no one spending £108 on her overpriced tat

All for the tik tok isn't it Gobs for your ✨small business aesthetic✨
 
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ASX said:
"Elephant leg of a coffee cup" has just had me almost spitting out my coffee 😂. Did anyone else notice a change in her voice on the Nespresso Tik Tok? It sounded like she was going for a calming, low, kinda sultry voice that seems to be used on many TikTok voiceovers... (All it did was make me roll my eyes and almost throw up so, clearly, the opposite effect of her intentions).
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GabSMR

Sooo sultry.
 
Cockerell said:
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I'm sure like 2 tins of f&b paint is the price of a coffee machine?
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The amount of money she’s sunk into her ‘small business’ could buy her legit like 20 nespresso machines minimum. For example, that cricut machine she doesn’t use is just under £400 on John Lewis right now. From JL She could buy a Nespresso CitZ and a frother for £189. The one she got sent for the Vertuo pods is £99. I would wager there are deals to be had other places too.

Obviously not cheap, but given the way she spends money on other tit...
 
She spent £300 on a cricut that she’s too lazy to learn how to use, she would buy a coffee machine if she wanted one. Lying bleep.
I can’t believe she’s getting paid to spew bullshit.

mindlessness said:
The amount of money she’s sunk into her ‘small business’ could buy her legit like 20 nespresso machines minimum. For example, that cricut machine she doesn’t use is just under £400 on John Lewis right now. From JL She could buy a Nespresso CitZ and a frother for £189. The one she got sent for the Vertuo pods is £99. I would wager there are deals to be had other places too.

Obviously not cheap, but given the way she spends money on other tit...
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Haha, snap!

Ha, the thought of her taking a sip of neat espresso and pretending to love it is hilarious! Micro expressions don’t lie.
 

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