Gabriella Lindley #26 Wee scummy trolls on the attack, Jewniper Jane will sue you tew the mewn and back

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Celery16 said:
Right?! I really liked Lucy’s string shopping bags too. And the t shirts. Cute, stylish practical items.
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THIS and just watch...Gabby will say something to the tune of “guise it’s always been my dream to have pencewls with cute sayings on them and I’ve been working sew sew sew hard for years on them since I was ten and they’re sew sew cute” (when in reality she just found out Lucy had them like five minutes ago....)
Here’s some ideas for her pencil slogans:
dumbass supreme
don’t work hard just copy
bacon forever
mummys little girl
never try just lie
why grow up when JupiterJane is around
I over feed my cat
West End or Bust
hamhock lover
pigs taste sew sew sew nice

planetjupiter said:
Just rewatching that stalker story omg. The way she’s said eXcuSe mE! I got tew go! and speedily walked off 🤣🤣
Funny that this scary moment happened and she immediately tweeted about it! Who even does that?
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Someone who thinks they’ve just come up with a cracking great lie to make themselves feel better about being nothing special or important and cannot wait to tell it that’s who. She’s merely acting (badly too). Plus if she actually found “art of herself that someone painted on everything all over town” she’d have shown it a million times on her socials.....she’s just a
dipshit, plain and simple. That’s all. The only thing she’s ever done speedily in her life was/is consuming pork products.
allegedly and for entertainment purposes only!
 
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I had to, cuz the witch face on this alien is too funny and it was tragically left behind :ROFLMAO:

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Slightly off topic but regarding her IG ad for a razor brand how the duck can a razor be cruelty free and vegan? Surely all razors are? It's plastic and metal? Unless they go around shaving bunnies to see how well it works before it goes on the market.

I just really need to know.
 
Celery16 said:
Number of times she complains in that draw with me video

  1. She did a drawing and completely ruined it, and is SO annoyed and pissed off. She really visibly is, it’s unnerving how moody she is.
  2. She has a banging headache.
  3. She didn’t have enough money to get her pill prescription, and forgot to take her hayfever tablet.
  4. She drew another person holding hands with the person in the drawing and didn’t like it so cut the picture in half. She wishes she could do that in real life.
  5. She’s not in the mood to film a video.
  6. She doesn’t want to go to the gym
  7. She doesn’t want to go outside because it’s sunny.
  8. She hates seeing people in short sleeved tops because it makes her feel tit.
  9. She hates summer because she hates being hot and the tubes get hot and smelly.
  10. She’s got too many parcels to take to the post office and they are going to dislike her.
  11. She’s shaken up because a fan stalked her and asked for a photo and a hug. And apparently painted fan art of her all over Camden. Any evidence of this?
Christ she’s draining. No wonder she hasn’t got any friends. She says she’s ‘actually a really nice person’ lol.
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I lived in Kentish Town the same time as Gabbie did and spent loads of time in Camden, never once did I see anything that looked remotely like her 😂
 
Her teeth are so different to how they used to be. They’ve shifted badly and changed the shape of her face (aside from the fillers). She hasn’t bothered washing her hair, as usual. And that beige jumper that she keeps wearing is horrible and doesn’t flatter her at all.
 

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