Gabriella Lindley #22 See you sewn Jewniper Mewn, off to eat bacon & sleep until newn

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She would have IVF if it came to having children. I hope she doesn’t have them, I do not think she would be a good parent or a positive influence on a child’s life. Sometimes I feel desperately sad for her when I think about her future life. Mostly I just sit back and watch it all fall dewn
 
I love how she thinks she's an authority on names. Imagine if she got a job registering babies and sat there like, "Ohh no babes, he will be a failure unless you call him Tide Winter Saucepan McBacon-Fat".

The less said about "immediately dislike the dad", the better.

And the IRONY of "they're their own person" when her entire 'personality' consists of painstakingly copying whoever she wants to SWF at the time.
 

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You immediately don’t like the dad? You don’t even have any friends gabs, let alone male friends that have children. There are many cultures whose first born sons are named after the father for traditional reasons, you ignorant narcissist cow. Shows what kind of person YOU are if don’t like someone becosssssss of their name. I think it’s lovely when people pass down names, shows the person in question was very highly regarded and loved. Like you can talk anyway, If it wasn’t for your dad taking your mums surname, you’d be Scabby Gabby Longbottom
 
BoomTimesTwo said:
You immediately don’t like the dad? You don’t even have any friends gabs, let alone male friends that have children. There are many cultures whose first born sons are named after the father for traditional reasons, you ignorant narcissist cow. Shows what kind of person YOU are if don’t like someone becosssssss of their name. I think it’s lovely when people pass down names, shows the person in question was very highly regarded and loved. Like you can talk anyway, If it wasn’t for your dad taking your mums surname, you’d be Scabby Gabby Longbottom
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Yes, it is very culturally ignorant of her to comment on traditions she doesn't understand. And even if you're not keen on it, you could always, I dunno #bekind and "let people enjoy things". Or I forgot, this only applies to kissing her arse.
 
Fillyjonk said:
Yes, it is very culturally ignorant of her to comment on traditions she doesn't understand. And even if you're not keen on it, you could always, I dunno #bekind and "let people enjoy things". Or I forgot, this only applies to kissing her arse.
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She had to add that next tweet "obviously each to their own" or whatever but that was after the fact she basically called it an old sexist tradition. Her "be kind" motto also makes me laugh because she can be such an asshole and doesn't even realize it half the time. Probably why she's the "qween" of deleting tweets.
 
‘Sew guise, I’ve decided to name my future child Spooky-Bacon-Moon and I know it’s a bit niche but as you all know I just LOVE spewky season, I have sew many black clewthes and everyone will just ‘get it’ when they see I’ve named my child that because I’m sew spewky. Bacon because it’s lich rally my favourite fewd and I know it’s a little bit unusual but bacon has gotten me through some really rough patches sew it made sense to me. As for Mewn, that’s after my shop Jewniper Mewn which I had to stop because of my pain and constant vomiting but it was still my dream guise, don’t forget that and Mewn is such a cute name it’s lich rally on my top 5 names guise’
 
Alrighthunxo said:
I've been feeling tit all day (no one tear Instagram stories here though, don't worry) and you lot always know how to keep me amused 🤣
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Same here.. I’ve been off work for three weeks flat on my back with sciatica nerve pain. Went back to work today lasted two hours before asking to go home and am now literally lying on the bedroom floor trying to lie still so nothing hurts and all I want to do is cry and cry and cry. I have no sick leave left and everything sucks. So there. This is the only thing that makes me laugh at the moment. Maybe I should post a crying face on Facebook so everyone can send me sympathy “oh.... nothing..... I’ll pm you BABEZZZZ” you have the option to bleeping stay at home Gabby unlike the rest of us. Eat some damn fruit and shut the hell up. The end.
 
Fillyjonk said:
Yes, it is very culturally ignorant of her to comment on traditions she doesn't understand. And even if you're not keen on it, you could always, I dunno #bekind and "let people enjoy things". Or I forgot, this only applies to kissing her arse.
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If it is a family tradition, it’s usually not the dad naming their child just after them self, they are naming them after a well loved grandfather etc.
My middle name is my mum’s middle name, and I would want to give that name to a daughter if I had one, because it’s a name my dear grandfather loved and he will never meet his granddaughter so it would be a tribute to him.
Gabby doesn’t care much for anyone other than herself. Surely it’s better to name your child after a loved one, than after your animal crossing island or your fav pretty little liars character 🤣
 
Punchface said:
Why is she so dumb? That’s what cats do, gabs! She’d have a bleeping fit if she saw the videos my brother sends me of his 2 cats play-fighting!

Edit: omg only just saw that she said Nellie bullied Bean, makes you wonder what on earth she constituted as “bullying” back in the day 🙄🙄🙄
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Wait is that not normal for some cats? 🤣 one of my cats does this to the other 2 and we just label her as a big bully(jokingly) it's nothing serious gabs.
 
My middle name is my mother's name and she died from cancer years ago and way too young she was and incredible woman and that resulted that two of my closest relilatives are named after her. And also when I was a teen I would love to have had the privilege to name my kid after my father who also has passed years ago.
But everything that is beyond her comprehension is bad and absurd to her.

Imagine her renaming George's kids because of course she won't like the names.
 
georgieporgiex said:
I'm just watching her studio tour and thinking... didn't she post an office renovation vid just a couple of months ago? Why on earth did she bother doing all that if she's been working on JM for two years and knew she'd be using the space for that?? She really can't keep up with what she's saying!
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I’m convinced that everything gabby does, she tells us about. So if anyone can pinpoint exactly when we first heard about her ‘shop’ (probably in lockdown when she started drawing on her ipad) / when she first bought those storage crates, that’s when JM was created. Not one or two years ago like she says. That’s why she only just decided to turn her spare bedroom into an office a couple of months ago - she had no plans to do it before then. It shows in how little planning clearly went into the business.
 
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