Fuller Figure Fuller Bust #9 Goes to Sainsbury's to pose, can’t unblock her kids nose, hired a doula so she can doze

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urghmummybloggers said:
That was such a weird set of stories. We all have pubic hair we manage - who the duck cares about yours?

And the proper bragging her child has slept and is the “best baby ever” - what? Don’t you have to pay a doula to help you because you struggle to do the basics so much?
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The way she says it so much, my baby is the best, she sleeps perfectly, feeds perfectly, smiles all the time etc seems like she's forcing herself to believe it.

If it's true I really don't know what she did to deserve such a great child when she's been such a cow about her.
 
Grouchydonut said:
The way she says it so much, my baby is the best, she sleeps perfectly, feeds perfectly, smiles all the time etc seems like she's forcing herself to believe it.

If it's true I really don't know what she did to deserve such a great child when she's been such a cow about her.
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I thought the doula was there yesterday? Which was probably why baby slept well because she was stimulated and not pinned to her mothers chest ...she also said she hadn't been for her ' I walk 5/6 times a week' walk because baby needed her to cuddle her all day? So where was the doula ? None of her incoherent self absorbed ramblings make sense. She's soo full of her own self importance and I've no doubt she's going to be one of those really vile mothers that brags incessantly and its all bollox !
 
I’ve never believed in these unicorn babies that are perfect and well behaved. I just think it’s parents thinking the best of their little demon when we all know that babies are complete devil spawn for the first 12 weeks 😂 So I think it’s just her trying to make herself believe her baby is perfect when in fact, she probably slept better because the doula actually met all her entertainment needs for once.
Also. Why is she limping?! Has all that toe pointing lengthened one leg or something? I’m a lazy fat person and my God, I don’t sound half that bad going on a bloody stroll.
 
Grouchydonut said:
The way she says it so much, my baby is the best, she sleeps perfectly, feeds perfectly, smiles all the time etc seems like she's forcing herself to believe it.

If it's true I really don't know what she did to deserve such a great child when she's been such a cow about her.
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I do remember having days when my baby slept perfectly and was very content, but they didn’t last long! Good luck with your perfect baby George it won’t last 😂
 
At this point it’s just laughable how much she contradicts herself and expects her following to just lap it up and accept it. She must take people for mugs.
Brags about going on 5-6 walks a week (every week since the baby was born) then admits she hasn’t been on a walk in a week a few days later.
Brags about having an easy “best” baby ever, yet last week spent ages justifying why she NEEDED to pay for a doula/mothers help to help her with this hard exhausting time (of her 1 baby while her partner only works 4 out of 7 days)
She’s just so full of tit I’m not surprised she has to tit so much, I’m shocked it doesn’t bulge out of her eyeballs! 🙃
 
nothanksbabes said:
She's just waffling into the phone while her baby moves around and tries to interact with her and the world as much as she can... what a life, face down on George while she rambles into the ether, having a tit shoved in your mouth when you make a noise whether you're hungry or not.
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Quiet sad isn’t it. Not sure why George said she tried her with a dummy when she’s constantly attached to her tit there’s no reason. She seems afraid to let her cry! It’s the only way they can communicate, let her live a little
 
The poor little mite is constantly snuffling into her top trying to wriggle. This constant need to do this running commentary on stuff no one is interested in hearing rather than interact with her baby is just weird.

More and more that child is awake whilst it's mother rambles on pointlessly to strangers rather than engaging with her . I wonder if she actually realises these are precious days she won't get back with her baby and just how much time she wastes on her phone when she could be spending it with her baby...
 
It's worrying because Instagram is curated too - all the photos the baby is just plonked on a lap being fed, hardly any touching, no eye contact, no warmth whatsoever... if these are the prime shots chosen for instagram, what are they like the rest of the time?

I've seen more tender parenting from lizards. She shows more genuine affection to the cat.
 
urghmummybloggers said:
That is the worst try on haul - it’s dark and dingy so you can’t see the actual designs, it’s cluttered, she’s about to break her toes trying to appear thinner.

She couldn’t even be bothered to wash and brush her hair and has it in a chav mum pony tail - none of that collection looks good or nice.

duck playful promises 😂
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Break her toes, brilliant 🤣 that stupid leg extend pose
 
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