Fuller Figure Fuller Bust #6 she’s grubby & tubby, we still feel sorry for her poor hubby

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OK in the words of Tina Malone...."I am fat, I am a bleeping fat duck" but not ONCE did it impact me on my 3 births, I wasn't treated differently, peed on the stick and got my result like everyone else, no big dramas for this fat fucker......🤣 She Is insufferable now, so you just know its going to be 10 times worse when the baby comes along. How do people around her cope? She wears me out watching her stories.
 
I’m confused why she doesn’t want monitoring? It’s really not that big of a deal, surely monitoring would actually bloody help her to stop overthinking tit! As for an epidural try giving birth with just Gas and Air then your placenta won’t come out and you have no option but to have the epidural to manually remove your placenta!
Absolute idiot she’s made the whole situation ridiculously scary for herself now constantly thinking about it, just go with whatever the hospital tell you to do and get your baby out safely 🤦‍♀️
 
I also love that she's now saying that her birth photographer is also a trained birth partner and that's also why she wanted her there. AS IF!! She wants her there because she's a photographer not because she's a trained birth partner or whatever.
She may well be trained but she's still a stranger that is going to be present when one of the most magical moments in life happens and rather than it just being her and Robbie sharing those special private few minutes alone that happen after birth there will be this other person with a camera watching them ...horrific!!!

You know I’m bleeping GLAD she’s being treated differently at the hospital she chose for vain narcissistic reasons. 22kg weight gain and the size she is means she’s going to have extra monitoring - sorry your pregnancy is not textbook - she’s moaned the whole way through about fibroids, IVF - why wouldn’t you want additional monitoring at this point?

She could have stuck at the hospital where she had a good sound midwife and been happy but she’s fucked it all now for a few photos of herself.

Also - it’s probably Robbie’s baby more than yours since his parents paid for it 👀 it’s also weird as duck to not want your loved ones to hold and share your baby. I can’t wait to see my mum and my close family holding my child.
Absolutely mindblowing that she sees extra monitoring as a negative!! Surely you would take any extra assistance and advice if it means baby arrives safe and well !! She really is beyond clueless!
 
I couldn’t sit through it all. All I could see is the puffy top lip and moustache 😆 I was induced with both of mine. It works like rocket fuel on me 😆 but I had little bit of gas and air and grateful for the short labour.

I think she’s getting herself too informed 🤦🏼‍♀️😬
 
I swear the stuff that comes out of her mouth gets more ridiculous by the day! she is becoming more and more unstable with every story she posts.

I don't understand this feeling of wanting only her and Robbie to hold the baby. When both our children were born it was lovely to see our family and friends giving them cuddles and tbh it was a welcome break for me especially during those times it felt like I was constantly feeding them.

This whole birth photographer thing is so bloody tone deaf. So many women (including a few friends of mine) have had to go through pregnancy and birth without their partners present due to COVID restrictions and yet she's prepared to put everyone in the hospital at risk by taking an additional unrequired person in with her. I really don't understand birth photography at the best of times but this is taking it to the next level, changing hospitals just so she can go through with her self obsessed narcissism. Give it a rest George, even if it's just for a few hours during labour.

but I had little bit of gas and air and grateful for the short labour.
After sitting it out at home with our second we got to the hospital just in time. Our daughter was born 52 seconds after we walked into the room.

I'd like to see any photographer be prepared enough to capture that (and that's speaking as a photographer myself)
 
I also love that she's now saying that her birth photographer is also a trained birth partner and that's also why she wanted her there. AS IF!! She wants her there because she's a photographer not because she's a trained birth partner or whatever.

"Trained birth partner" seems like some bollocks that she's just made up to make her seem like less of a dick for changing hospital! If this person was actually anything other than a photographer then she would have been called a doula, and would have been mentioned before as something other than a photographer!! It's so transparent that shes desperately trying (and failing) to avoid looking like a preachy hypocrite!!
 
"Trained birth partner" seems like some bollocks that she's just made up to make her seem like less of a dick for changing hospital! If this person was actually anything other than a photographer then she would have been called a doula, and would have been mentioned before as something other than a photographer!! It's so transparent that shes desperately trying (and failing) to avoid looking like a preachy hypocrite!!
No where on this woman's website does it say she's a trained birth partner. Would that not be a major thing to add in her bio and yet it's not there
 
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That’s a pretty resounding no then 😂😂😂
 
This is the birth photographer, no mention of price on the website which automatically makes me think it’s horrendously expensive, I can’t help remembering the begging for money at the beginning of lockdown, what a joke
 

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