Fuller Figure Fuller Bust #5 Cradle the fat, nursery smells like rats, husband is a massive doormat

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Spiesandliea said:
Maybe she thinks having a baby is like owning rats and cats who sit everywhere?! I can only remember one poo explosion in the house and it didn’t go everywhere!

The audacity of bunging up a load of baby stuff with swipe up affiliate links which she’s never even tried or even owns astounds me!! She is the laziest person ever
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Maybe it’s cause everything she cooks and eats gives her the tit lol, so she’s just forward thinking for when baby starts weaning lol
 
RubySky478 said:
No, it’s not but what happens if she has a fast labour? What happens if she loses her cool? What happens if she can’t drive because her labour ramps up the intensity suddenly? I hope she’s got a plan in place for sudden home delivery.
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I get an uber or ring 999?
Seems like a weird thing to worry about for someone else. Not everyone has access to their own vehicle.
 
today’s ramble talks about her thinking she stinks. Mate, can smell you through my screen from all the way up here. I don’t take long shower. I go in get washed get out. Doesn’t mean I need five a day. Just do it right the first time. She absolutely doesn’t have five a day. She barely had one.
 

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Tit.tat said:
today’s ramble talks about her thinking she stinks. Mate, can smell you through my screen from all the way up here. I don’t take long shower. I go in get washed get out. Doesn’t mean I need five a day. Just do it right the first time. She absolutely doesn’t have five a day. She barely had one.
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Is she saying she washes five times a day?! Nothing wrong about lazing around, I do it on the weekends and tbf she is a lady of leisure. However it can't be good for your well being and mental health to be like that pretty much all the time? Did she say her nipples smelt rotten lately? Come on, that's not right. Self care is so important.
 
Devitodorito said:
Why would you tell your followers that there’s a rumour you stink (aka Tattle)
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She loves a good old read here, does old grubby George !!

She is grubby ! And that's us being kind ! Every aspect of her is untidy, unkempt and unwashed ! And that includes her house ! She has noo excuses, except pure laziness, not not keep her house clean, the state of the nursery before it's recent dull grey makeover was disgusting!
 
the irony of saying the rumours about you being grubby when you look bleeping grubby in the story

Tit.tat said:
today’s ramble talks about her thinking she stinks. Mate, can smell you through my screen from all the way up here. I don’t take long shower. I go in get washed get out. Doesn’t mean I need five a day. Just do it right the first time. She absolutely doesn’t have five a day. She barely had one.
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She loves swimming in pools and the sea but doesn’t like baths and showers and can wash in the shower in less than 10 mins. But she’s not grubby even though she wears the same pjs for days on end even after getting food on them, walks around outside in bare feet and doesn’t wash the product out of her hair after a ‘shoot’ oh and had crusty smelly nipples 🤢
 

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