Fopperholic Nikki Ryan #120 She didn’t size down on those teef did she?

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Here for the comments …….
You bet !!!!!! all 40 of them………… after 3 hours
44 year old Fopps

 

[FoppsMom]

You just know she's the type to repost her birthday messages as well

I can hear her now: "Chris, I've been having a think. Chris? Are you listening? I've been having a think and M&S are releasing some wide leg trousers in RED! I'll look like Father sodding Christmas, but if I ask the silly sods to reply 'jiggly belly' in my post, I'll get 0.01p EVERY TIME! This time next year Chris, we'll be millionaires!"
Gahhh - she'd bore you to death on a night out

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

What is 2 and 42 all about?

Is she 44 ? Think she was 40 in lockdown?

 

[Rainbowcolours]

What is 2 and 42 all about?

Trying to be cool but failing
She embrassed if her real age

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

Is she 44 ? Think she was 40 in lockdown?

Which was four years ago!

 

[Dontmissmuch]

We so know she is going to post stories about her 'uhmazing' night out - not sure if it was girls or with Chris.... and today she will be dragging kids out in torrential rain on her actual birthday complaining she's hungover from too many cocktails..... and then there will be a reel with a comment links for the dress.... stripper shoes and bag... she is consistently predictable lol !

 

[~vix~83~]

We so know she is going to post stories about her 'uhmazing' night out - not sure if it was girls or with Chris.... and today she will be dragging kids out in torrential rain on her actual birthday complaining she's hungover from too many cocktails..... and then there will be a reel with a comment links for the dress.... stripper shoes and bag... she is consistently predictable lol !

Don’t forget, she will of made new friends and everyone would of commented on how young she looks and smells Devine lol

 

[Salmonshirt]

No wonder the margaritas get her into trouble if she eats a piddly little bit of salmon and some leaves alongside them!

 

[zebby]

Don’t forget, she will of made new friends and everyone would of commented on how young she looks and smells Devine lol

Smells cheaper for less

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

I bet she never sees him again lol I bet she head tilted when she spoke to him lol
My husband is disabled and the only people who comment on him is old people lol I’d bet her head would explode if she saw me and my wheelchair husband lol she’s the type who would say to me well done ans say to him your lucky to have her!

Definitely Amanda from Motherland vibes

 

[size down]

She’ll hate the fact that she’s 44 !!!!! Which is why she says 2 + 42
Keep flogging the cheap perfume and Diet pills ….what a middle Aged achievement

 

[Jemimah]

2+42 is how many top teeth she has

 

[Rainbowcolours]

2+42 is how many top teeth she has

Needs to be part of next thread title

 

[ChubClubThug]

2+42 is how many top teeth she has

How many lovers Chris has had behind her back

 

[Slimem]

How many lovers Chris has had behind her back

How many coats she owns

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

How many coats she owns

How many exclamation points she uses per sentence

 

[zebby]

The number of boiled eggs at her disposal at any given point.

 

[neverbeeninfluenced]

2 is the pair of genuine trainers she owns and 42 is the number of fakes?

 

[Monkeymonkeyman]

Isn’t the 2 something to do with lockdown birthdays not counting - I’m sure I remember her saying something stupid like that

 

[NiceChai]

How many pairs of incredibly flattering, bloat friendly trousers she returned last week?