Fopperholic Nikki Ryan #115 Lumpy legged Leamington Lass off to Lidl-thuania for lipo, lids (and boobs)

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Dont have your size, hmm? Is that cos the 12 would be too tight, hunny? 💅

(Not size bashing before anyone kicks my ass 😂😂 I'm bigger than fopps but I own it and don't pretend I'm an XS)
 

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In the land of mirrors, there lived Nikki so vain,
With a nose like a penis, it caused quite the strain.
She strutted and preened, in her own little bubble,
But her wonky eyelid surgery caused quite the trouble.

With each flick of her hair, and each pout of her lips,
She thought she was perfect, despite all the slips.
But her nose was the talk of the town, you see,
Shaped like a sausage, or maybe a tree.

And oh, her eyelids, what a sight to behold,
After surgery wonky, they just wouldn't fold.
But Nikki marched on, with confidence high,
Unaware of the laughter as she passed by.

So here's to Nikki, the narcissist queen,
With her nose like a phallus, and eyes quite obscene.
In her world of self-love, she reigns supreme,
But to others, she's just a ridiculous dream.
 
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In the land of mirrors, there lived Nikki so vain,
With a nose like a penis, it caused quite the strain.
She strutted and preened, in her own little bubble,
But her wonky eyelid surgery caused quite the trouble.

With each flick of her hair, and each pout of her lips,
She thought she was perfect, despite all the slips.
But her nose was the talk of the town, you see,
Shaped like a sausage, or maybe a tree.

And oh, her eyelids, what a sight to behold,
After surgery wonky, they just wouldn't fold.
But Nikki marched on, with confidence high,
Unaware of the laughter as she passed by.

So here's to Nikki, the narcissist queen,
With her nose like a phallus, and eyes quite obscene.
In her world of self-love, she reigns supreme,
But to others, she's just a ridiculous dream.
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Bravo 👏 👏
 
I can’t believe she’s asked Mazza to look after the kids today so she can swan around the shops, after she’s just left them for 10 days and presumably her mum and dad had to do a good chunk of the childcare then. All so she can do another real ‘comment links and I’ll inbox you’ and call it work.
 
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