Footballers & Wags #55 Blues Billion Pound Bottle jobs

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olivia321 said:
Happy Easter you little cute bunnies 🐣🍫

As I sit eating my mini eggs with my morning latte all I can say is

They’ll be trouble Ma Foden type of trouble if Man City don’t win today 🥊
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Happy Easter everyone! 🪺

If you lot can aggressively batter Arsenal so you’re too tired to hurt my boys on Wednesday that’d be great 😌
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Solpaqueen said:
Aw he’s such a sweetie. The hair though…I hate when he has it long and slicked back like that. I am begging him to wear it like in these photos and I actually think Aston Villa should be deducted points if the excessive hair gel continues 😅
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You’re back! (although now it does look suspiciously like I’m talking to myself lol) Hope you’re well, my fellow woman of fine taste ♥️

Steady on… points deductions? He’ll have us in the National League by Christmas if they implement that 😂 I am more and more convinced by my theory that he over gels it purposely to a) look different when most eyes are on him (so he can be more incognito IRL), and b) to stop absolutely everyone realising how hot he is 🥵 I do dream of him being permanently fluffy haired, but I respect the grind 😌

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That being said guys, should a random woman jump him from the Trinity next week just know that my intentions are pure and ready the thread bail fund 😅
 
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Velocinaptor2 said:
Happy Easter everyone! 🪺

If you lot can aggressively batter Arsenal so you’re too tired to hurt my boys on Wednesday that’d be great 😌
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You’re back! (although now it does look suspiciously like I’m talking to myself lol) Hope you’re well, my fellow woman of fine taste ♥

Steady on… points deductions? He’ll have us in the National League by Christmas if they implement that 😂 I am more and more convinced by my theory that he over gels it purposely to a) look different when most eyes are on him (so he can be more incognito IRL), and b) to stop absolutely everyone realising how hot he is 🥵 I do dream of him being permanently fluffy haired, but I respect the grind 😌

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That being said guys, should a random woman jump him from the Trinity next week just know that my intentions are pure and ready the thread bail fund 😅
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If City lose and I get arrested this is not me


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I’m innocent I was with you lot, I don’t even like football it’s stupid
 
Velocinaptor2 said:
You’re back! (although now it does look suspiciously like I’m talking to myself lol) Hope you’re well, my fellow woman of fine taste ♥

Steady on… points deductions? He’ll have us in the National League by Christmas if they implement that 😂 I am more and more convinced by my theory that he over gels it purposely to a) look different when most eyes are on him (so he can be more incognito IRL), and b) to stop absolutely everyone realising how hot he is 🥵 I do dream of him being permanently fluffy haired, but I respect the grind 😌

That being said guys, should a random woman jump him from the Trinity next week just know that my intentions are pure and ready the thread bail fund 😅
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All good thank you ❤️ I changed jobs and moved house and have only had time for lurking but hopefully will be posting more regularly again so you have someone on here who gets it 🤣

Thats a good theory! I think he styles it like that because it’s quite a common hairstyle for men in Mediterranean countries, so I think he believes it looks good 🥺 When I was doing some stalking a while back..ahem I mean researching, I found an old Q&A he did when he was managing Valencia and although I can’t find the website link for the life of me, I took a screenshot. Basically it’s his ex wife we have to thank for the hair, she must have been trying to make other women find him unattractive cos there’s no other explanation for it 🤣
 

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