Footballers and Wags #40

[wordzalad]

Oh 100%. He looked like a school teacher with the beard. Beards are the men’s eyebrow pencil

 

[Shhhh111]

My stream went with 10 minutes to go, but can I just check if we rehired Mourinho? Defending a 1-0 lead with no creativity and Son assisting Kane? Thank goodness there’s a crowd or I’d think we’re back in lockdown.

 

[Slam dunk]

Thank God the match ended

 

[Rosa34]

everyone was joking about him actually becoming a golfer and now he’s actually taking part in a tournament

 

[37BBL]

Did they have a multi storey car park there?Seems all true influencers take pics in these with flashy cars. Fucking weirdos

Haha, no multistorey at the designer outlet. It's just a fairly new build which does look decently aesthetic she's either there in her photos, or hanging outside the council offices in his parents home town. Again, a newish building so she thinks it looks aesthetic

Least she carries herself well though

 

[Just Drive]

Seems to be true… I feel for him. My cousin who is an Everton fan says he thinks it’s a bit of a doomed job for whoever takes over :/

Will he go down the commentating or presenting route now? Think I would go away spend some of my millions and lick my wounds in the sunshine for a few months first though

I feel bad for Frank.

 

[wordzalad]

My brother went to get the coordinates of Molineux as a tattoo but he wrote them down wrong and now he has the coordinates of a random street .
I’m crying this is the most my brother thing he’s ever done . He can’t even correct it. It’s not like it’s a 7 that can be made into a 1.

 

[Diddikins]

My brother went to get the coordinates of Molineux as a tattoo but he wrote them down wrong and now he has the coordinates of a random street .
I’m crying this is the most my brother thing he’s ever done . He can’t even correct it. It’s not like it’s a 7 that can be made into a 1.

I’m so sorry but this literally made me laugh out loud. Your poor brother

 

[PinkFigs]

I’m just listening to the Peter Crouch/Abbey Clancy podcast. Not sure what I think about it yet.

Abbey has always struck me as someone who set out to marry a rich man/footballer. A case of ‘pick a footballer! Any footballer!’

 

[wordzalad]

I’m so sorry but this literally made me laugh out loud. Your poor brother

Nah it’s hysterical I’ve been cracking up about it since he told me he’s one of them smart people that have no common sense. I asked him why he didn’t just screenshot the coordinates off google and he says “oh I didn’t think of that..

 

[PinkFigs]

Hmmm, not enjoying over privileged Abbey moaning about Peter buying their first house that she didn’t like. It was all his money in those days, anyway.

She’s very ‘we’re all normal, we are!’ But I’m not so sure it’s like that behind closed doors

 

[Red hair dont care]

Nah it’s hysterical I’ve been cracking up about it since he told me he’s one of them smart people that have no common sense. I asked him why he didn’t just screenshot the coordinates off google and he says “oh I didn’t think of that..

How daft! So long as when he's drunk in a taxi he don't say to the driver take me here and pint to his tattoo

 

[PinkFigs]

I’ve had to turn the podcast off. Poor Peter is totally henpecked. Abbey is moaning about expensive designer bags that Peter has bought her because apparently he bought the wrong colour and types. Awful, spoilt woman

 

[Shhhh111]

@wordzalad that is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week! Any plans for a correction?!

I wonder if Douglas Luiz and Alisha are back together?

 

[olivia321]

Nah it’s hysterical I’ve been cracking up about it since he told me he’s one of them smart people that have no common sense. I asked him why he didn’t just screenshot the coordinates off google and he says “oh I didn’t think of that..

Is your brother single? I feel like him and @pixxyy would be perfect together

 

[spilldatea]

My brother went to get the coordinates of Molineux as a tattoo but he wrote them down wrong and now he has the coordinates of a random street .
I’m crying this is the most my brother thing he’s ever done . He can’t even correct it. It’s not like it’s a 7 that can be made into a 1.

nah stop it i’m crying at this why didn’t the tattooist double check them for him. is there atleast anything good on the street he got? water boarding wouldn’t have got the truth outta me i would bare faced lie to everyone about it.

 

[neapsntatties]

I swear every time a PL manager gets sacked these days our manager is linked with the job straight away, I can’t be dealing with the nerves

 

[wordzalad]

How daft! So long as when he's drunk in a taxi he don't say to the driver take me here and pint to his tattoo

Omg knowing him he actually would though

@wordzalad that is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week! Any plans for a correction?!

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I wonder if Douglas Luiz and Alisha are back together?

Nah not yet- he said he might get the wrong number lasered and corrected eventually

Is your brother single? I feel like him and @pixxyy would be perfect together

He’s not but if he ever splits with her GF he’s all yours @pixxyy if you want to go out with a lanky Wolves fan with a shit tattoo

nah stop it i’m crying at this why didn’t the tattooist double check them for him. is there atleast anything good on the street he got? water boarding wouldn’t have got the truth outta me i would bare faced lie to everyone about it.

No idea, he was literally yeah exactly these coordinates mate. I’m gunna google maps the place he got . He’s gunna have to make up a reason until he can get it fixed

 

[Just Drive]

My brother went to get the coordinates of Molineux as a tattoo but he wrote them down wrong and now he has the coordinates of a random street .
I’m crying this is the most my brother thing he’s ever done . He can’t even correct it. It’s not like it’s a 7 that can be made into a 1.

I feel bad for having a laugh at his expense but that is hilarious!

 

[hyoopy]

good god

as an everton fan, today I've only been able to laugh. for one, danjuma, who we were trying to get on loan ditched us for spurs (lol) at the last minute, after having a medical, meeting some players and even doing all the standard media stuff (interview, photos in an everton kit) - fairly hilarious

it's just come out that the club has been put up for sale. thank god. genuinely did a little dance