Footballers and Wags #40

Who will win the Premier League?

  • Arsenal

    Votes: 75 61.0%

  • Man City

    Votes: 36 29.3%

  • Man United

    Votes: 9 7.3%

  • Newcastle

    Votes: 3 2.4%
  • Total voters
    123
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CeCesworld said:
I had no idea who this Britney girl was so thought I’d have a nose. I have a couple of questions:

• Why does her face look different in every picture?
• Why do profiles for “insta-models” all look the same? Random shots in cars, holding coffees, 5+ shots of the same outfit in the same spot just looking different ways.
• Why do they all put random captions with their posts that have no link to the actual pictures?
• Why are the usual suspects (Molly Mae, Leah with the terrible lashes, Joanna wotsit that used be with either Chilwell or Maddison, Greasy-lish’s doormat and other assorted Love Island wannabes) all saying shite like “unreal”, “a dream” etc

There is no originality in any of these people!!! But I suppose most footballers are not the brightest so at least if they copy and paste the wags it means less issues?
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- Facetune but they don’t stop at just clearing up their spots and smoothing out their make up like us normies would
- individuality isn’t aesthetic. You need to have a sad beige house like the Karjenners and take photos in Carparks like molly mae or you can’t sit with them
- to make themselves feel like they’re more deep than they are
- they’re all clones so it’s essentially bigging up themselves.
 
wordzalad said:
- Facetune but they don’t stop at just clearing up their spots and smoothing out their make up like us normies would
- individuality isn’t aesthetic. You need to have a sad beige house like the Karjenners and take photos in Carparks like molly mae or you can’t sit with them
- to make themselves feel like they’re more deep than they are
- they’re all clones so it’s essentially bigging up themselves.
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Yep sadly clones seem to be the way to be an influencer or a wannabee one. Face hair clothes shoes, poses all the sodding same and also throw in some reality tv "stars" all change their faces, bodies and personalities (well if they had one in first place). Are they really happy? Dunno but they seem to end with a famous person so even worse young kids just wanna be an influencer. Sad state of affairs.
 
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CeCesworld said:
Why do profiles for “insta-models” all look the same? Random shots in cars, holding coffees, 5+ shots of the same outfit in the same spot just looking different ways.
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As I've said before, I vaguely know an IG "makeup artist" (she actually mostly posts affiliate links to her outfits...) who has over 17,000 followers and that is a very accurate description of her TL.

She's dating an "actor", who's acting seems to mostly consist of billboard ads (and tbf one or two TV ads).
 
CeCesworld said:
I had no idea who this Britney girl was so thought I’d have a nose. I have a couple of questions:

• Why does her face look different in every picture?
• Why do profiles for “insta-models” all look the same? Random shots in cars, holding coffees, 5+ shots of the same outfit in the same spot just looking different ways.
• Why do they all put random captions with their posts that have no link to the actual pictures?
• Why are the usual suspects (Molly Mae, Leah with the terrible lashes, Joanna wotsit that used be with either Chilwell or Maddison, Greasy-lish’s doormat and other assorted Love Island wannabes) all saying shite like “unreal”, “a dream” etc

There is no originality in any of these people!!! But I suppose most footballers are not the brightest so at least if they copy and paste the wags it means less issues?
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You forgot ‘obsessed’ they are always obsessed with something
 
sephylily said:
I’ve been watching abbey Clancy and Peter crouch’s podcast and it’s pretty good. Did they have any rumours of cheating in the past?
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Yep, they were together at a world cup. She was 'sent home in disgrace' due to a coke scandal. He released a statement saying they were over, he condemns drugs etc. Then they got back together and he cheated with prostitutes. It was all very public. It might have been not long before their wedding?

redstraw16 said:
is it true Lampard’s gone? I’m seeing people say he’s sacked, but guessing they’re maybe ahead of any official announcement?
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Not quite yet I think. But everyone is on SACK WATCH and expecting it today.
 
Zebraaah said:
Yep, they were together at a world cup. She was 'sent home in disgrace' due to a coke scandal. He released a statement saying they were over, he condemns drugs etc. Then they got back together and he cheated with prostitutes. It was all very public. It might have been not long before their wedding?
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Wasn’t it a Spanish prostitute on his stag do or boys trip not long before the wedding.
 
BDY_97 said:
I really enjoyed it. No idea if he cheated as it’s not my generation but I really like them together, she is stunning.
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She is very pretty. I seen her once at Glasgow airport, not a scrap of makeup and she still looked lovely. I think she was on the Strictly tour at the time. Couldn’t believe how skinny she was. The seam up the side of her jeans almost covered her legs that’s how thin she was.
 
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