Footballers and Wags #23

[Violetroselily]

Help me out.....why are Chelsea playing tonight if they don't have a game in hand? There's no other midweek games this week are there?

 

[glm31]

Help me out.....why are Chelsea playing tonight if they don't have a game in hand? There's no other midweek games this week are there?

It was supposed to be played on 8 February, but it was brought forward because of Chelsea's involvement in the Club World Cup.

 

[cherryshade123]

Weren’t those TAA screenshots proven to be fake? Either way even if it’s weird i would rather someone like that than someone like maddison who fucks anything that moves at least trent actually seems like a decent guy

I WILL NOT BE TAKING ANY MADDERS SLANDER

 

[wordzalad]

I need a chelsea win for my accy. Don’t tell the BF

 

[noseybirdxo]

I need a chelsea win for my accy. Don’t tell the BF

I need a Brighton goal and corner and a yellow card each team for my request a bet someone put in a tackle and throw a punch x

I need a Brighton goal and corner and a yellow card each team for my request a bet someone put in a tackle and throw a punch x

Now just a Brighton yellow

 

[wordzalad]

I need a Brighton goal and corner and a yellow card each team for my request a bet someone put in a tackle and throw a punch x


Now just a Brighton yellow

Are you psychic?
Please put on a bet for Wolves to win 7-0

 

[noseybirdxo]

Are you psychic?
Please put on a bet for Wolves to win 7-0

I have more luck with request a bets than accas, one team always lets me down let’s pray for the brighton yellow card and the chelsea win @wordzalad maybe if mount wants to assist lukaku for fantasy points x

thanks dan burn for taking one for the team

 

[hyoopy]

I have more luck with request a bets than accas, one team always lets me down let’s pray for the brighton yellow card and the chelsea win @wordzalad maybe if mount wants to assist lukaku for fantasy points x

thanks dan burn for taking one for the team

there's your brighton yellow!!

 

[37BBL]

My acca let me down too

 

[BarbaArmario]

Quiet in here today. I guess there are no more Mason Mount jokes to liven the place up

 

[GoldenBoots]

Quiet in here today. I guess there are no more Mason Mount jokes to liven the place up

Think again!

Mason Mount is the only person from the UK to fly to Turkey for a tooth reduction.

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Think again!

Mason Mount is the only person from the UK to fly to Turkey for a tooth reduction.

Pity there is nowhere you can fly to for a personality transplant

 

[Smca53]

Can we at least make the jokes funny? A laugh would be nice

 

[GoldenBoots]

Pity there is nowhere you can fly to for a personality transplant

Size of those teeth, there is no room left for a personality.

 

[irishgal2013]

Size of those teeth, there is no room left for a personality.

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Sheesh, this thread at the moment

 

[Surfcat123]

not ugly but any of the avengers -They just make me sick all the insta girls they chat up no taste at all.

I assume you mean Iron Man, Cap and the rest

 

[laylavd]

Can we at least make the jokes funny? A laugh would be nice

These guys talk about Mason more than the actual Mason thread does.

 

[Smca53]

Sheesh, this thread at the moment

Soooo who do we think the new Everton manager will be?

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Size of those teeth, there is no room left for a personality.

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Maybe you could try and find a sense of humour too because yours is shocking mate