Five Fires #4 Too Lazy to Inspire a New Thread

1
Wow. It must be like looking in the mirror for dear old dad. A funhouse mirror. That's broken.
1000053988.jpg
 
FiveFires YouTube approaching 200k subs and it seems this year, he's only had several videos go over 25k views. I wonder how long he can continue since his stuff hasn't evolved or improved. His live grifting doesn't make him much anymore.

He just reshares constantly, so not much to point out anymore, lol.

Although, I am enjoying watching magic.through.a.lens (Edwin).The jokes write themselves everyday he stories, hahahaha.
 
itsthecorememoryforme said:
FiveFires YouTube approaching 200k subs and it seems this year, he's only had several videos go over 25k views. I wonder how long he can continue since his stuff hasn't evolved or improved. His live grifting doesn't make him much anymore.

He just reshares constantly, so not much to point out anymore, lol.

Although, I am enjoying watching magic.through.a.lens (Edwin).The jokes write themselves everyday he stories, hahahaha.
Click to expand...
Great update! And totally not surprised that his channel has stalled - I haven't even hate watched him in months. Nothing new, just the same old same old tired updates, tired "rush to be first to ride this" or that. In just a few months he'll start with Halloween haunted maze speculation, but for 2025, and so the same hype year after year after year. It made sense right after Covid, when so many people wanted to go to the parks but couldn't. But now everyone that wants to can, and he hasn't evolved.
 
shut the vlog up said:
Great update! And totally not surprised that his channel has stalled - I haven't even hate watched him in months. Nothing new, just the same old same old tired updates, tired "rush to be first to ride this" or that. In just a few months he'll start with Halloween haunted maze speculation, but for 2025, and so the same hype year after year after year. It made sense right after Covid, when so many people wanted to go to the parks but couldn't. But now everyone that wants to can, and he hasn't evolved.
Click to expand...
I haven’t watched his videos for months, and I’ve seen him around the park a few times. As I see, most of Disney vloggers who were appeared at the park just right after Covid, social distancing, they go down a lot now, I haven’t seen them at the park a lot like before, or they just spend less time.
Honestly, I’m sick and tired when seeing a photo he stands next Mondo the frog poster, just because he and the frog have the same “nickname”? I think it’s some kind of an obsession for him. Just watch. Every time he gets on that ride, he will point at that frog because that frog “represents” him. Ridiculous
 
Koko 7415 said:
Sonic is always left out and I barely even see him on her IG, it's mainly her and the new baby. Sad!
Click to expand...
Right? They don't even acknowledge him. It's as if he doesn't exist. When Mondo refers to his family, he never includes Sonic. I mean, did something happen to him? I hope he is okay. Miserybae is an awful mother to let her boyfriend exclude her son like this. She follows dumb Mondo around like a puppy and she thinks women want him but newsflash Miserybae, nobody wants him but you. And let's not forget, her phone wallpaper was just of Max, not both of her kids. She is terrible.
 
So, I watched Cristal and Cris cover the new Epic Universe store and give a rather in-depth look at the merchandise. Fast forward to this idiot just going, "wowww. Cool! Look at this!" bleeping great coverage, moron. His laugh sounds like he can barely breathe.

He hangs out with Junior more than his own family. Junior would blow him if he could find his dick. I wouldn't be surprised if he marries Junior.

He can't say 'escapology' normally, same with Universal Studios Hollywood and California Adventure. Dude makes me want to commit violence.

Fatty says he doesn't understand the hype behind "Wicked". Uncultured bleeping literal swine. He needs to watch a movie to understand the merch because I'm sure he can't read so he won't bother getting the book.

He's excited for Grinchmas that's the same every bleeping year. Same as his videos. He can't think of what a series of five is called so he makes up 'fivogy'. Bro, the english language is suffering.

He's recording a bunch of dirt and metal aka the fast and furious roller coaster that doesn't finish for another bleeping year. "On this side, a wall went up", much like his cholesterol. "How do they do this so fast?" It's called having a job and a deadline to meet, idiot.

"Look at the crowds! Dayum! It is packed!" You knew that coming in but you vloggers always look for a reason to complain. Also stop talking like you're a teenager, you're an adult. Allegedly.

"It's gonna be all brickwork. A big brick building" what riveting commentary. Of course he has to record the construction workers trying to do their job. Hard, honest work these vloggers never do.

"At the escalators and O M G, I'm at awe. There used to be trees here! Wild." It's a bleeping barren hillside. Big bleeping whoop. Get a life. These vloggers always say, "I don't know. I have no idea." I guess they can't take time out of their busy schedule to do 5 minutes of research and not sound like complete bleeping morons.

He ends the video playing with a hat from a kid's cartoon. Reminder that he is a deadbeat dad who runs from his responsibilities. Raise your kids, you fat bleeping moron!
 
It's hard to believe people still tune into Five Fires with Mondo's constant mispronunciations, lack of knowledge, and recycled content. He's like the male version of KT from Blab. And it’s wild that people praise him and treat him like a celebrity when he is live at the park. His content is boring and repetitive. Pretty sure his videos are used more for background noise than a reliable source for updates, tips, or resources. Meanwhile, the newer guy, Koda Bear, swooped in and stole all his livestream viewers. 😂
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top