Five Fires #3 Stains All Day with CaliBae

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I’m still not buying he fit on Velocicoaster but one thing I did notice in his footage is while he was recording the que of Velocicoaster he’s actually walking in the disability assistance (Universals DAS program) line. The line to his right is the single rider line, and the line to his left is the regular standby line. There’s no Express Pass offered on Velocicoaster.

So does he ever mention that he uses DAS? Or is this just him working the system like so many other Vloggers when it comes to the DAS program?
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According to Mondo’s latest photo with Snoopy he is 23 months pregnant.
So, not going to lie, I am a bigger person and I really try not to comment on others appearances because I know mine is not the best. But after watching CaliBae’s “journey” it has actually inspired me to start my own. So thank you CaliBae, I’ve consistently been going to the gym so I can continue to fit on the rides at WDW and look hella good in my spirit jerseys (I’m headed there at Xmas and I want to enjoy the treats 🤣)
 
So, not going to lie, I am a bigger person and I really try not to comment on others appearances because I know mine is not the best. But after watching CaliBae’s “journey” it has actually inspired me to start my own. So thank you CaliBae, I’ve consistently been going to the gym so I can continue to fit on the rides at WDW and look hella good in my spirit jerseys (I’m headed there at Xmas and I want to enjoy the treats 🤣)
I don’t like weight shaming, but in this case Mondo got bigger. Not sure if it’s baby fever or way too many Knotts Berry Farm food. It’s more concerning than making fun of him. I hope you have the best time at WDW, and I’m pretty sure you’ll rock the spirit jerseys better than this guy!
 
Stenchy Stank McDwyer 😷🤢 on her IG stories making fun and complaining about girls who come into the same pedi-salon she goes to asking for oranges with their pedi service …. Even tho she requests the same and admits that it keeps her coming back … guess she’s the only one allowed to ask for them??? … entitled lazy sloppy snob!! Who the duck does she think she is?? She even changes her voice when she’s talking about them like insinuating that they sound all “white valley girlish” even tho she fakes her voice all the time on her stories and sounds exactly the same as the ones she’s making fun of… 🙄

Oh yeah …. And I’m soooo fkn sure!!! What ride safety bar is going to fit or snap safely over that fkn GUT he has??!! Nope. I’m still not convinced he got to ride the VelociCoaster … there’s no fkn way. It annoys me how he is promoting himself to his followers that he has been on this supposed “Big healthier lifestyle journey” bc his son will be born soon and he wants life long longevity bc of him …. yet…. he keeps openly vlogging all the junk food crap he’s been tearing up at the parks including RAISING CANES even after the parks and clearly does not fit in any of his sweaters or shirts as his very own pix of him that he posts himself show … 🤔🤔🤨🤨🧐🧐… smh like dude …when do the lies ever end with this guy ???? Also …. Yeah …. His ass too “disabled” to get a REAL JOB … cashing in on that Disability funding (and going through disability lines at the parks )…. But he sure seems able enough to be running around at theme parks all day and night literally 24/7…. Fkn scammer … hope he gets caught soon and is ordered to pay back all the $$$ he’s been fraudulently swindling from Disablity all this time…. Bum ass lazy loser!! 😑
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Mondo's reel 🤢🤮 he looks so gross! Who the hell wants that!? He's a 10 year old boy in a 30+ something year old adult. Someone asked in the comments where Mysterylame was. I guess we're not the only ones noticing she's MIA while Mondo is out having fun. Meanwhile, she's sitting at home again, trying to have fun with her son (again, Mondo is MIA). If it wasn't for IG, she'd probably spend her days talking to the wall.

I'm no fitness model, but Mondo does NOT look like he's losing weight. If he did, it's coming back with all the holiday garbage he's eating and drinking. Just patiently waiting for when baby comes, so that more people notice what an absent father he is. He'll probably only be around the baby when it has to do with going to theme parks, and leave mysterylame at home, with baby and her son in their one small bedroom. His streams are complete tit. He doesn't have a mic so you hear a lot of the background noise. His reviews are garbage. This five fires tit does not say anything about the food. At least in the video of Disney food reviews someone shared here, the guy explains his ratings. Mondo lacks the vocabulary to explain things. "Conjunction"? Really? 🤦‍♀️ Every time he speaks, he exposes what a moron he is.
 
Can you guys even imagine their parenting skills?? … they are both sooo fkn lazy…. Poor kid!! Smh it will go a little something like this after Max is born …..

Mystery Short tooth Dwyer McStench 😷🤢: “Mondo … the baby is crying … go see what he wants… I’m too comfy in bed and don’t want to get up ..”

FATT FUCKK: “Right now ???” Smh 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🙄🙄

They have absolutely no business having a baby … they are clueless and LAZY AF!!! But of course they gotta stay in the government assistance programs so they never have to get a real job …. so …. Here the poor kid comes …. Ughh. 😑
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I don’t see a single good angle about Mondo, and I don’t want to see him appear in my sight at the park. I don’t see him losing weight at all. All I see are Raising Canes burgers, gingerbread cookies, and any other junk foods. He gets bigger every year. I don’t read the comments, because I know lots of ppl still blinding by him, asking him to show us this and that, or giving us some advices. Why don’t they come and see themselves? Nobody really busy that they don’t have time to go to theme park. The talking is not matter than actually doing it.
Take off that stupid glasses and Santa hat. Who does he think he is? Rocket man? Wearing cap and put Santa hat on it? What kind of stupid style is that? And the angle is totally 0 good.
 

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I don’t see a single good angle about Mondo, and I don’t want to see him appear in my sight at the park. I don’t see him losing weight at all. All I see are Raising Canes burgers, gingerbread cookies, and any other junk foods. He gets bigger every year. I don’t read the comments, because I know lots of ppl still blinding by him, asking him to show us this and that, or giving us some advices. Why don’t they come and see themselves? Nobody really busy that they don’t have time to go to theme park. The talking is not matter than actually doing it.
Take off that stupid glasses and Santa hat. Who does he think he is? Rocket man? Wearing cap and put Santa hat on it? What kind of stupid style is that? And the angle is totally 0 good.
Hey he’s trying to be Santa with Willy Wonka glasses 😂

Ugh I hate when mondo “dances” 🥴🥴🥴
Right it’s so cringey 🥴
 
You guys, is Kyrstyn hinting to everyone that her magic key was penalized for three no shows? It’s weird to me she went twice right in these past two months. She probably missed three of her reservations, and has to wait a 90 day period to go back to the parks?. Then Mondo buys her the stupid disney band to play it off 🤔
 
You guys, is Kyrstyn hinting to everyone that her magic key was penalized for three no shows? It’s weird to me she went twice right in these past two months. She probably missed three of her reservations, and has to wait a 90 day period to go back to the parks?. Then Mondo buys her the stupid disney band to play it off 🤔
Or she didn’t pay her monthly payment and they froze her magic key .
 
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