Fathering Autism #179 Getting Ready to Hit the Road, Abbie, The Sow and The Warty Toad.

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Vlog starts with a nasally whine and a ha, ha, ha, ha from the big bellied beasts. One with a rats nest on top of her head. The other a dismissive dumbass redneck.
Look at the fit. We are in the woods. No hookups, no water, no sewage. Wild life beware. There is a two ton turd heading your way in the next hour or two.
We might stay here a couple nights. Ha, fat chance that heifer is gonna stay two nights.
Okay Abbie, let’s go see the lake. Trust me, I’ll help. Moms doing the boring stuff. Setting up the camper. Aka, stuffin’ that snout as fast as she can.
Mmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmm. Come on, you see the lake. Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmm. Who the duck cares dad. Let’s go before mom eats all the Reese’s .
Twang, twang, twang. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmm.
Okay, let’s drive on up to the camp store. We would walk but the heifer wants to come.
Ha, ha, ha. Abs is struggling with the seat belt. Ha, ha, ha. You getting mad sweetheart. Rather you be into safety than not. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, you finally got it on. We are here. Ha, ha, ha.
Okay Abs, set up the fire. Great life skill. Never know when you’re gonna need to start a fire. Here, shred this cardboard box.
Dad, you better pay me my $25 an hour witch.
Rare footage, of the female hambeast in her natural habitat. Where are you going babe? To dump that two ton turd. Baby steps walk back. Oh I love you. You’re such a dumbass.
Yummmmm, steak. Smack, smack, smack. Really good babe. You want more veggies Abs? They are joining that two ton turd if you don’t .
Smore time. That heifer actually saved some Reese’s . Twang, twang, twang. Poke, poke, poke. Are you so excited? Bite. Marshmallow all over. Oh my goodness. Your taking a shower tonight. Wait, what? I thought there were no hookups?
Oh my gosh, no, no. Rubs marshmallow in her hair. I don’t do sticky. Ha, ha, ha.
Pretty good looking mallo. Oh for fucks sake. Mallo. Shut up dumbass.
Now we are getting a master class in roasting marshmallows. Ha, ha, ha. I mean, I’m the one that looks the most like a marshmallow so I can speak on the subject. Ha, ha, ha.

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Hotographer512 said:
Yall are so funny. 😆
Percillerpotamus can't stop looking at her phone long enough to see any of the places they go!!
Except when she's shopping and or eating. Even then she's sneaking quick peeks.
Wtf is she looking at so often?
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I was wondering the same thing. For God's sake she sells morgue makeup to a bunch of obese huns...not exactly the President of the USA.

And yep..great life skill...starting a fire in the woods...I think you should try getting her to brush her hair instead.
 
Hotographer512 said:
Yall are so funny. 😆
Percillerpotamus can't stop looking at her phone long enough to see any of the places they go!!
Except when she's shopping and or eating. Even then she's sneaking quick peeks.
Wtf is she looking at so often?
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I’m betting she’s shopping online (clothes? furniture ? Home decor?) or searching for restaurants, places to eat and reading their reviews. So….
Essentially she’s still shopping or eating.

I think it was especially rude to constantly have that cell phone glued to her hand instead of being more engaged and present at her in-laws and their homestead. Being the sweet cultured well-mannered southern belle she wants us to believe she is….you’d think she’d be aware of that. But she’s a fake like everything else about her.
 
I couldn't stant to be around Cilla. It's like her brain is just an empty shell. No real hobbies, thinks she's a princess, and makes it clear when she's in a mood. How can someone who loves nature be with her? She can't even make the effort to find something nice about the place. Just acts like she's such a great mum for Abbie cause she's not into bugs. Bragging that if Abbie didn't have her as a mum she'd be out there every weekend. So? Abbie could have learnt to love the outdoors if it wasn't for you, you lazy lump.
 
Pig is not enjoying herself at all. She just wants to eat, buy food, look at food and buy tit. They aren't doing anything, no sightseeing or really anything which doesn't revolve around food/shopping. Pig is so dis-engaged, she's a useless miserable lump.

She seemed to perk up a bit when they got the stickers out to put on the places they've visited. It's like she's only doing it so she can say she's been to all these different states. But she hasn't really experienced what each place has to offer, other than the food.

Watching this vlog made me realise how mismatched these two are. Ass seems to thrive and love the outdoors, whereas Pig just wants to wallow, eat, shop and get her hair/nails done. Useless tub of lard. She has ZERO redeeming qualities.
 
Dear Asswipe, next time your obese female Princess wants to prove that she's a damn good mother and wife tell her not to show this ongoing tin can trip. It'a apparent that she's not following the script you gave her, she's that lazy. Yes, she does get 'The Laziest Lump' Vacation Award. thank you, drive thru.
 
It just tickles me that Piggy tries so hard with her act that she is some distinguished southern woman and then sits there chewing with her mouth open. It is repulsive to watch. She is the reject of anything classy, a fraud, a wannabe that will never be. The delusion and addiction of Mrs. Piggy make my stomach turn. Her fat ass could hardly make it from the path in the woods back to the camper. After seeing the past few vlogs, I don't doubt that Piggy has special needs. If Piggy needs to be on the phone this much for her job, that is a horrible job to have. I don't think she is always working, but if someone in the comments were to say something, I could see Asa spinning it that way to make her look like she is doing something other than looking up what she can eat and buy. It's getting harder and harder to watch Piggy try to pretend and create a delusional image of some classy lady. It's comical, that's for sure.
 
SunnyDale said:
Of course she resembles a marshmallow. More like the Michelin man…but m’kay.
Her redwoods were astounding in this vlog.



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Pigsweat....don't ya know by now that you never squish your electronics in your sweaty smelly, wet (and probably on full blast VIBRATE) redwoods? You must enjoy the smell when hold it up to your 'one witch wonder' face.
 
Trahnier172 said:
Anyone else notice Abby has been sitting behind Assface lately? I’m wondering if that’s why Prissass has those bruises on her arm, from Abby pinching her constantly during their hours long ride.
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LMAO. I didn't think about that but now that you mention it, YESTH! Sweet girl has been pulling, pinching and poking the tit out of Pigs upper left ham hock throughout these long car journeys across America. The Pig has had enough. Good. "ATHAAA, she's pinching me again, make it thtop".

A joy to behold.
 
Hey P, I also take my kiddo camping and on trips across multiple states. Not sure what you were trying to prove with that. However, I also join in activities with him such as walking trails, walking on the beach, among other things. If he liked it-I could even ride a go kart or paddle boat with him (actually we want to get him to do just that this summer-a paddle boat). This trip has really high lighted that she cannot physically do these things with Abbie. Even walking on a trail would be hard for her. On a normal person that would send up alarm bells and inspire them to do something about it. duck losing mobility. That's not a life I want-so I choose to get active in ways I can. My doctor asked me at the last appointment what my goals are and I just said "Not to die.....soon....LOL"
 
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