Fathering Autism #179 Getting Ready to Hit the Road, Abbie, The Sow and The Warty Toad.

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Piggy’s Amish country adventures: 1) Criticizing the Amish for driving their horse and buggy on the highway. 2) Criticizing Amish-raised goats for not performing while she’s filming. 3) Amish-style okra swoon!

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Piggy speaking to goats in her baby voice: “Are you guys tired? … I need to see some action! … You got a fancy leg out in front of you.”

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Goat’s response, “Hey Piggy, you’ve got a fancy leg out in front of YOU!”

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I notice Pig has her hooves up, resting a lot. I bet they are not used to all the walking and no doubt the plantar fasciitis is back. GOOD. Also, the thought of Pig covered in bruises because she keeps bouncing off the walls in the tin can gives me such joy. I hope she catches her ham hocks on the handle of the shitter door everytime she runs to the toilet to curl one out. Take that, buoyant witch.
 
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cucumber said:
I don't think Pig's boobies are really that small...it just looks like they are because they are smaller than the gunt
(so you might get a photo or 2)
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Why TF was Abbie dressed in those skin tight lavender shorts??????
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she poops you will be able to see it, wearing those shorts
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cucumber said:
I don't think Pig's boobies are really that small...it just looks like they are because they are smaller than the gunt
(so you might get a photo or 2)
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Why TF was Abbie dressed in those skin tight lavender shorts??????
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Abby’s I couldn’t hive a duck face.
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cucumber said:
I don't think Pig's boobies are really that small...it just looks like they are because they are smaller than the gunt
(so you might get a photo or 2)
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Why TF was Abbie dressed in those skin tight lavender shorts??????
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Abby’s I couldn’t give a duck face.
 
Cardinal Rule said:
Piggy’s Amish country adventures: 1) Criticizing the Amish for driving their horse and buggy on the highway. 2) Criticizing Amish-raised goats for not performing while she’s filming. 3) Amish-style okra swoon!

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Piggy speaking to goats in her baby voice: “Are you guys tired? … I need to see some action! … You got a fancy leg out in front of you.”

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Goat’s response, “Hey Piggy, you’ve got a fancy leg out in front of YOU!”

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These assholes have no respect for other people or other ways of life. Of course, they can’t understand the Amish way of life, as it involves something they will never be understood - hard work and decent values.
 
Twatty just did a live with Mrs Ed, Farmer Chelsey and Filter Woman. They all looked ridiculous, especially Twatty. I only caught the tail end, but Twatty had NOTHING to offer in the conversation. It was a recruitment drive to lure poor unsuspecting souls. It sounds like there is a Slimapalooza in a month, so Twatty will be buggering off, yet again.
 
The popular Huns are already celebrating their ability to earn another “free” vacation from SlimeLife! In front of a whole 14 viewers. Ha!

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Here’s the girl math (borrowed from a recent Big P post):

To earn a free trip for two, you must sell $8,000 in personal sales and you must have eight new team members who each sell $300 ($2,400 total). That’s $10,400 in sales for two free trips with in a designated time period.

To earn two free flights, you must sell $10,000 in personal sales and you must have 10 new team members who each sell $300 ($3,000 total). That’s $13,000 in sales for two free flights.

Overall, to earn a free getaway with her spouse, Piggy must ledger a minimum of $23,400 in sales in the prescribed timeframe. I say minimum, because I don’t know if she can count on brand new teammates to support her goal.

Surely she and AssA can secure a deluxe trip for far less, but she would be WooHooing alone.

So much for your “free” trip, Priscilla!

Additional points can be earned and used to reach these totals, which may come in handy if Piggy is not great at adding new members who have strong sales.
 
Cardinal Rule said:
The popular Huns are already celebrating their ability to earn another “free” vacation from SlimeLife! In front of a whole 14 viewers. Ha!

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Here’s the girl math (borrowed from a recent Big P post):

To earn a free trip for two, you must sell $8,000 in personal sales and you must have eight new team members who each sell $300 ($2,400 total). That’s $10,400 in sales for two free trips with in a designated time period.

To earn two free flights, you must sell $10,000 in personal sales and you must have 10 new team members who each sell $300 ($3,000 total). That’s $13,000 in sales for two free flights.

Overall, to earn a free getaway with her spouse, Piggy must ledger a minimum of $23,400 in sales in the prescribed timeframe. I say minimum, because I don’t know if she can count on brand new teammates to support her goal.

Surely she and AssA can secure a deluxe trip for far less, but she would be WooHooing alone.

So much for your “free” trip, Priscilla!

Additional points can be earned and used to reach these totals, which may come in handy if Piggy is not great at adding new members who have strong sales.
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I'm glad that you got the break down for the sales to get the rewards!!

Just look at those ridiculous looking, cackling Huns. From the bit that I watched, Mrs Ed was going on like a 1980's TV evangelist and the other three numpties pretended to capture the Holy Spirit.
 
Cardinal Rule said:
The popular Huns are already celebrating their ability to earn another “free” vacation from SlimeLife! In front of a whole 14 viewers. Ha!

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Here’s the girl math (borrowed from a recent Big P post):

To earn a free trip for two, you must sell $8,000 in personal sales and you must have eight new team members who each sell $300 ($2,400 total). That’s $10,400 in sales for two free trips with in a designated time period.

To earn two free flights, you must sell $10,000 in personal sales and you must have 10 new team members who each sell $300 ($3,000 total). That’s $13,000 in sales for two free flights.

Overall, to earn a free getaway with her spouse, Piggy must ledger a minimum of $23,400 in sales in the prescribed timeframe. I say minimum, because I don’t know if she can count on brand new teammates to support her goal.

Surely she and AssA can secure a deluxe trip for far less, but she would be WooHooing alone.

So much for your “free” trip, Priscilla!

Additional points can be earned and used to reach these totals, which may come in handy if Piggy is not great at adding new members who have strong sales.
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What's that gross white stuff on the bridge of Pig's nose? 🤮
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She really is a stupid biotch. Imagine being a 43 year old woman and thinking this is cute.

 
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I can imagine how the balloon convo went down.

P: you need a balloon backdrop.
K: it'll look nice even without it.
P: No we need it.
P: I need it.
P: Atha will vlog it and the viewerth will askth about the balloonth. It'll be good for your bithneth.
K: ok but you'll help me blow them up ya.
P: oh look cheeth and wine. *Walks away*
 
As we know it, the Maassives have made millions off Abs back, Priscilla the Pig is disgusting andf we can't stand her, Asswipe is also greasy and disgusting. Poor Izzy is a lost cause. Youtube has made alot of money off the maassives and could care less how they've made their money. Exploit a non verbal child, so what, father shows shots of his daughter and other females for use by pererts, so what. Remember last cruise where he showed Abs touching herself in the pool? And people aplaud them and think they're wonderful. Do we live in a world of fools? Why are people so gullible? Just to say ''Asa personally answered my question?" Touch them hem of a celebrity (in their eyes) ?
 
Bastard got the court records sealed now. 🤬🤬
He think he’s won, but we all know he’s miserable as duck on a daily basis as twatty’s witch and Abbie’s 100% sole caregiver. As well as FA is on the decline and slimelife most likely will go out of business soon.. I would feel sorry for his dumbass, but I don’t because he still has a child he completely abandoned and hid assets to avoid paying child support.
 

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The telling people what to do, is this one of the reasons why she gave on the PTA of JSA? Because I think this was exactly how she was and with Arseache filming they must of had a lot of complaints from other PTA parents. Remember when she went on a trip with the other JSA parents I think, she had to do her favourite dance to her favourite song?

Also PigrillaGodzillahungryhippo has always had a dream of being a society woman, and I would not be surprised if Candygrilla wanted this because she knew her daughter was severely IDD and probably wanted to be in that lifestyle herself as the mother and mother in law.
 
It appears that the grifting Beast is trying to get a deal with Krewe by tagging them in with bloomchic. Just look at the state of it 🧐 The matchy matchy, tacky cardboard earrings and thundress do not go with the ridiculous funhouse specs. It also looks like the Rollie and the bracelets have finally cut off circulation to her hands. Look how white they are in comparision to her spam skin arms. What a mess.

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